/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Too much work.

Farming is hard work. Even if you don't think it's hard, it's still definitely work which takes effort.

>truNEET
>work

>>10030965
Who the HELL are you quoting, falseNEET?

farming is pita, and I don't want to make hummus too.

>>10030953
Farmer is a job.

>>10030984
But you're not working for anyone.

>>10030953
You need to be rich to buy land, it's not like you can just go onto some one elses and start living there.

Otherwise people will just randomly claim land as their own.

>>10031015
A lot of countries (or states in the US) have adverse possession laws which allow squatters to claim vacant land as their own.

>>10031015
There is probably shitty land somewhere in the south you could buy for cheap, but I don't know if you could grow anything there.

>>10031010
Which makes you self-employed.

Not in Education, EMPLOYMENT, or Training.

Whenever I hear someone say fat of the land, I get hungry for pork,

>>10031015
It depends where you buy, so places are dirt cheap.

>>10031022
Is playing video games being self-employed too, faggot? You're not working for money. You're raising crops on your own land to eat and sustain yourself. That's the essence of 2ruNEETism.

im going to move to the south once they secede because of our commie president

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cZYgXrUSjIs

>>10031038
http://waa.ai/T99

>>10031038
>this video is not available in your country

I guess my government doesn't want me watching videos about freedom, I might get some crazy ideas in my head.

>>10031031
You can sell the crops, you know. Since you are making a trade good, it's employment.

>>10031052
So if I carve objects out of soap as a hobby I'm employed because there is a market for this somewhere in the world? One more word out of you and I might have to kick your ass.

>>10031059
Don't waste your breath on that scrub, aniki.

>>10031038
Do you think the people in the south won't have you lynched for liking 2D girls and being lazy? Good luck.

>>10031059
Yes, making little soap carvings is a trade and you are self-employed.

its 2012. who hates niggers nowadays.

>>10031065
If I own my own farm then they will revere me for being the very essence of Jeffersonian democracy.

>>10031071
There is a market for sperm, so every time you jack off your are creating a product and therefore are self-employed. Get out falseNEET.

>>10031071
Holy shit just stop.

>>10031076
No they won't, they'll have you executed for being a filthy child rapist and murderer.

>>10031042
The judgement of the people in this country is all fucked. Why do people hate Obama more than bush if it all started with him? Be consistent you stupid nations

>>10031078
I'm pretty sure you have to refrigerate it right away or it goes bad. Now, if you were making little bottles of preserved semen, that's different.

>>10031042
FUCKING VIRUS

do not click

You get dumb from doing farm work

>>10031109
As opposed to posting on /jp/ and masturbating cartoons.

>>10031122
Have you ever met a smart farmer?

At least /jp/s can read, write and use computers.

>>10030953
How can I make a hat like this? Not buy, make.

>>10031109
As opposed to getting work ethics?

>At least /jp/s can read, write and use computers.
Because dont need to

>>10031134
>At least /jp/s can read, write and use computers.

The US has a 99% literacy rate, so I'm guessing they can do those things as well. Not being computer savvy is an old person thing, not necessarily a farmer thing.

>>10031148
Nope

>>10031134
Because we didn't start out as loser faggots.
Meanwhile farmers grew up in a little shithole in the middle of nowhere we're the only school was owned by the church.

Also guys, you can buy land in 3rd world shithole for pennies, then pay gypsies 1cent an hour to do all the work.

>>10031151
Compelling argument, slugger.

>>10031042
>http://waa.ai/
that's kawaii as fuck

>>10031158
*where
fuck me

>>10031148
>The US has a 99% literacy rate
Barely literate is not the same as literate. Americans can't spell and they can only read pop-up books.

>>10031158
Not my fault their parents were hicks.

>>10031168
We're more literate than the glorious Chinese master race.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_literacy_rate

>>10031158
>Also guys, you can buy land in 3rd world shithole for pennies
Not all thrid world countries have as arable land as America's, turbonerd

Thats like telling someone to grow apples on the african desert

>>10031168
When was the last time anyone even made a pop-up book?

>>10031038
Why is southern music so good?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hOoOc1pnZaY

>>10031180
>Not all thrid world countries have as arable land as America's

This is just how shit countries rationalize their failures.

>>10031168
>Americans can't spell and they can only read pop-up books.
No bullying please

>>10031185
Damn I shed a tear

>>10031192
What country are you from?

>>10031190
Semper Fi, brother.

>>10031042
Wow, that was great. Arigatou Senpai :)

>>10031192
Considering that the US is the world's leading exporter of grain, and has been for decades, I think it's safe to say that the US has arable land that is the envy of many an agricultural country. The 2nd largest exporter of grain is France, and the third is Canada.

>>10031207
The land of the free and the home of the brave.

>>10031213
The other that export food from land in China (Mostly vegetables)

just adding

:)

A liberal muslim homosexual ACLU lawyer professor and abortion doctor was teaching a class on Karl Marx.
'Before the class begins, you must get on your knees and worship MArx and accept that he was the most highly -evolved being that the world has ever known, even greater than Jesus Christ"

At this moment, a brave, patriotic, pro-life Navy SEAL champion who had served 1500 tours of duty and understood the necessity of war and fully supported all military decision made by the United States stood up and held up a rock.

"How old is this rock?"

The arrogant professor smirked quite Jewishly and smugly replied "4.6 billion years, you stupid Christian"

"Wrong. It's been 5,000 years since God created it, If it was 4.6 billion years old and evolution, as you say, is real.... then it should be an animal now."

The Professor was visibly shaken and dropped his copy of Origin of the Species.He stormed out of the room crying those liberal crocodile tears.

The students applauded and all registered Republican that day and accepted Jesus as their lord and savior. An eagle named "Small Government" flew into the room and perched atop the American Flag and shed a tear on the chalk board. The pledge of allegiance was read several times, and God himself showed up and enacted a flat tax rate across the country.

The professor lost his tenure and was fired the next day. He died of the gay plague AIDS and was tossed into the lake of fire for all eternity.

Semper Fi.

>>10031214
>America

>>10031223
What does warming your hands up have to with America you fucking idiot.

>>10031224
She's eating acorns you fagboat.

The south will rise again

>>10031225
Does that look like a squirrel to you?

>>10031221
Am I the only one who likes being ironically nationalistic?

>>10031213
Not for long. Your country will be dried and it will be like the great depression all over again.

This is a good thing. You monsters have to suffer for what you do. Hurricane Sandy was just the first of God's punishment.

>>10031228
It does. It's even got the twintails like a squirrel.

>>10031038
>>10031185
You should listen to the music made by the winners of the Civil War.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jso1YRQnpCI

>>10031232

>>10031232
I'd keep this up but I'm honestly to lazy, have a good night.

>>10031228
Typical American, you probably haven't seen a squirrel in your entire life.

>>10031230
You sound envious and asspained

>>10031238
Squirrels are a common pest in America.

>>10031244
>common pest
You mean pet.

>>10031250
Why did you separate that? It's all one word.

>>10031241
Your time has come. Your nation has done enough damage to the entire world and God's eyes saw it all.

You thought you could hide from God? You were mistaken. Your nation will suffer now and mine will rejoice. Pestilence and death is coming to America. Prosperity is coming to my land.

إن شاء الله

My dog ate a squirrel once.

They're small, angry and useless.

>>10031244
Azunyan isn't pest.

>>10031245
How did you know my mother kept a squirrel as a pet in secret when she was a girl?

>>10031250

>>10031254
Because my mother did the same thing.

I went up to a farm yesterday actually. it was 12 hours of painful work and grabbing sheep and llamas.

I don't recommend this.

>>10031239
>John Brown was an abolitionist who disided that the only means of freeing the slaves was through violense. He was just ahead of his times. Imagine if he was alive during the Civil War, he would of bin a generale. His words were just as mighty as his violent actions. As he was being convicted he was on a cot do to his sevare wounds but his words put fear,hope,and reality in most everyon in the court. I am a civil war expert and he is my all time favorite abolitionists.

Average grammatical skills of a negro lover.

>>10031252
You're small, angry and useless.

>>10031015

>You need to be rich to buy land

Not in countries like the U.S. Rural land is incredibly cheap in most areas, around 200-500 dollars an acre.

>>10031180
Who said africa?
Try Romania, Ukraine, Moldova, fucking Poland.
You can get hectars for a couple of thousand euros, then walk to the nearest village and ask who wants to work for money.
Protip there's no work in little villages in these parts of the world and it's hard to escape like that, they'll suck your dick if you give jobs.
And the land is more fertile than your mum.
But you're right this would only work for EUanons, not sure if an american can even buy there.

>>10031230
>Hurricane Sandy was just the first of God's punishment.

You talk like America hasn't experienced other Natural Disasters before (￣ω￣;)

>>10031257
pussy ass BITCH

>>10031265
>Rural land is incredibly cheap in most areas
just like your mom?

>>10031260
>Try Romania, Ukraine, Moldova, fucking Poland.
Those countries are small and not worth the effort

>>10031270
>Those countries are small and not worth the effort

just like you're dick

>>10031273
>>10031269
ICE BARN

>>10031265
That's still pretty expensive. It's just cheap for land in general.

>>10031280
I think you're underestimating the size of an acre of land.

>>10031314
Most farms are 30 acres or so.

>>10031335
Well you don't need a farm that big if you're just looking to take it easy and sustain yourself.

>>10031087
But I don't do those things. Besides, feminists are the ones who created age of consent laws, they are lower and more tolerant in conservative states.

>>10030953
No thanks. I don't want to be Ruby ridged or waco'd by the feds.

im going to op

>>10031397
Still is illegal to sleep with eight year olds.

Why don't you have a farming loli wife, /jp/?

>>10031476
Gross feet, wouldn't give the dick.

>>10031463
>>10031397
The PEDOOO craze is a relatively new thing, not many states had much against the marrying of underage women before, it's still practised in many non-western countries, even if forbidden.

It's pretty believable that butthurt feminist started the whole bullshit because if not, they'd lose control over the male populace.
This is a personal opinion, but i think the child is more hurt by the adults repeating him over and over that OMG YOU GOT RAPED, than the act itself, which may not be hurtful in most cases.

>>10031495
She's standing barefoot in dirt, what did you expect?

>>10031476
Making a loli do a niggers work.

>>10031495
I think working class lolis who are hardened from labor are kinda kawaii.

>>10031514
>i think the child is more hurt by the adults repeating him over and over that OMG YOU GOT RAPED, than the act itself, which may not be hurtful in most cases

That's fact, not opinion.

Because they are working class scum.

I don't know much about farming but if it were to turn a profit then I could hire some farmhands. My family owns around 40 acres of land over in Eastern Europe so here's a question to the local experts, have you got any tips as to what I should use it for? Buy more? Sell it? Rent it? Build the /jp/ mansion and have our community live off crops and homesteading?

>>10031610
Start a brothel.

>>10031627
of little girls

>>10031514
>than the act itself, which may not be hurtful in most cases

Oh wow, this is what /jp/edophiles actually believe.

>>10031728
>>>/a/