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http://www.japantoday.com/smartphone/view/lifestyle/japans-first-cuddle-cafe-lets-you-sleep-with-a-s
tranger-for-y6000-an-hour

some people sure have a lot of money to spend on a retarded shit

>> No.10028331

this makes much more sense than the rest of the Japanese service industry
if it was any cheaper I would probably try it

>> No.10028638

>>10028322
How long do you think it'll take for this to become a front for prostitution?

>> No.10028646

Wouldn't it be cheaper to just pay a prostitute and just don't use her for sex, but just cuddle next to her? And then you won't be slapped for 'accidentally' touching the lower parts of her body.

>> No.10028660

Why would I cuddle a stranger?
I love cuddling but only if it's with a person I like.
I'll just stick to my pillow

>> No.10028846

pfft just spend it on a pillow and cuddle that.

>> No.10028863

>>10028646
These girls are probably more attractive.

>> No.10028882
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those comments...

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http://www.thesnuggery.org/

gross

>> No.10028964

Maybe if I lift more, I could get a job at one.
Do you think fujoushi would pay to cuddle with a buff, handsome foreigner?

>> No.10028981

>>10028964

You'd have to take steroids if you want to get a real good looking body.

No way you'll get a body as good if you're natty.

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>>10028322

Do they have a cosplay option?

>> No.10029310

>>10028928
>http://www.thesnuggery.org/
Disgusting. It's like prostitution but with clothes.
SNUGGLING SHOULD ONLY BE WITH PEOPLE YOU REALLY LOVE.

>> No.10029322

>>10028981
Big abs and biceps are enough for most women.

>> No.10029333

>>10028863
I find that doubtful. They're usually recruited from the same rural yellow trash stock as regular prostitutes.

>> No.10029347

>>10028981
/fit/ would disagree, you can still look buffed and be 'natty'.
Bedsides, girls would want their men to be fit but not to be too bunked, as we can see that /cgl/ doesn't like it when /fit/ is too fit.

>> No.10029352

>where customers can pay to sleep in the arms of a beautiful girl—with no strings attached.

but I don't want that
I just want to fall asleep with someone like that
it can very well be a fat hairy man for all I care

>> No.10029408

Girl gives customer foot massage (3 min) – 1,000 yen
Customer gives girl foot massage (3 min) – 2,000 yen

Why is giving a foot massage more expensive than receiving one?

>> No.10029431

>>10029408
Customer sleeps in girl’s arm (3 min) – 1,000 yen
Girl pats customer on the back (3 min) – 1,000 yen
Customer pets girl on the head (3 min) – 1,000 yen
Customer and girl stare at each other (1 min) – 1,000 yen
I wonder if this means that unless you pay her for it, she won't even touch you/cuddle you/look at you?

>> No.10029442

>>10029408
Because you're touching the girl, also footfags.

>> No.10029444

>>10029408
Posting the whole "optional course" prices:

>Customer sleeps in girl’s arm (3 min) – 1,000 yen
>Girl pats customer on the back (3 min) – 1,000 yen
>Customer pets girl on the head (3 min) – 1,000 yen
>Customer and girl stare at each other (1 min) – 1,000 yen
>Girl changes clothes (1 time) – 1,000 yen
>Girl gives customer foot massage (3 min) – 1,000 yen
>Customer gives girl foot massage (3 min) – 2,000 yen
>Customer sleeps with head on girl’s lap (3 min) – 1,000 yen
>Girl sleeps with head on customer’s lap (3 min) – 2,000 yen

>>10029347
What are you doing on /jp/? I thought I was the only one.

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>>10029352
You called?

>> No.10029451

>>10029431
>3 min

How do they time it? Does she hold a stopwatch?

>> No.10029455

■ Qualifications: High school age to 30s

>> No.10029462

>>10029444
I want her head on my lap. I'll wear a pair of track pants for a few days without taking a shower, and let her lay her head and bask in my cock stink. I'd pay for a whole half hour of it, until her mind rots from the inside and she becomes enslaved by my dick stench.

>> No.10029466

>>10029455
what if I want a 40 year old woman to hold me like a mother would?

>> No.10029469

>>10029444
/fit/ is currently invading /cgl/, had to get away.

>> No.10029474

I am not really interested in the cuddle service, but I wish I could pay a cute Japanese girl to clean out my ears with one of those wooden sticks with the tuft on the end.

It's basically my life's dream now.

>> No.10029480

>>10028928

>http://www.thesnuggery.org/

-2/10, ugly bitches , would not cuddle

>> No.10029486

>>10029462
I think she would just vomit, rather than want your cock.

>> No.10029488

it's THEIR money op

think about your shit-self

>> No.10029498

>>10028928
>they expect you to tip
I'm paying a woman to lie next to me for an hour, what is the tip for? Not snoring?

>> No.10029503

>>10029486
You've never smelled a cock, have you?
Didn't know we had a few innocent /jp/ girls here.

>> No.10029506

>>10029474
There are such shops in Tykyo, I think.
Just recently one of them was raided by the police cause the 'hidden menu' also had a Customer penetrates the vagina of the girl with his penis option for about Y10000 or so. Saw it on the news.

>> No.10029507

>>10029474

same. I hope when I go next time I can get that done

>> No.10029520

>>10029506
>>10029507
I have seen the shops in Japan, but I am concerned that they would not want to service a whaitu piggu like me.

I have heard that Asian earwax tends to be dryer, compared to the waxy wet earwax that Westerners get.

>> No.10029522

>>10029503
My bad for being a virgin with no romantic life but I still know the stench of unwashed vagina and trust me, you wouldn't want to be anywhere near that.

>> No.10029530

>>10028882
>This is weird on many levels, but I am especially shocked that this would be anywhere near legal employment for a high school student. That this is legal is a sad reflection on the twisted state of society. Disturbing indeed.

What's really twisted is comments like this

>> No.10029600

>>10029530
He probably never experienced true cuddling.

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>y6000-an-hour
mfw I eat for 18 days from that money

>> No.10029647

>>10029522
A vagina isn't a dick,l vaginas always stink no matter how much you wash, the scent of a penis is the cologne of the gods.
Ever seen the threads here with people going literally insane about how much they love the stink? They're not lying.

>> No.10029652

>>10029600
I never experienced truCuddles either.

>> No.10029653

>>10029621
They are recruiting women for the job, apparently and they are paying them Y3500 per hour. Maybe you can get a sex change and get employed there?

>> No.10029666

>>10029621
Why are Slavs always squatting anyways?

>> No.10029671

>>10029666
They are /fit/.

>> No.10029678

>>10029621
does your food fill the gaping hole in your heart, meatbag

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>>10028882
>Ho.ly. clap. "creepy" doesnt even come close...

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>>10029682
funny pic d00d

>> No.10029707

>>10029682
>peter-dinklage-at-olympic-high-jump-award-ceremony.gif

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>but then you’d have to deal with all that sex

>> No.10029726

>>10029653
Wouldn't work, even with a sex change I'd still look like a bear.

>> No.10029755

>>10029726
Don't give up, anon!
You can always lose weight and shave, right?
http://fkyeahbeforeandafter.tumblr.com/

>> No.10029757

>>10029726
Some people have the weirdest fetishes.

>> No.10029773 [DELETED] 

>>10029710

epic reaction bro xxxxxxxxxxxDDDDDDDDDDD

>> No.10029807 [DELETED] 

>>10029707
w r u qt?

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>>10029773

>> No.10029838

>>10029755
>http://fkyeahbeforeandafter.tumblr.com/
Before they were sexy soft bodies I want to fug, and after they're just bony girls I wouldn't even have sex fantasies of while on an hour train ride where we sit across each other.

>> No.10029841

They have these in the US for free.

>> No.10029875

You guys are fucken weird..

>> No.10029924

>>10029841
What're you talking about?

>> No.10029935

>>10029755
An entire year for 20 pounds?

>> No.10029956

>>10029935
Some girls there are really lazy but still brag about 'losing weight'.

>> No.10030045

>>10029924
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cuddle_party

>> No.10030570

>>10029444
So as long as it's not sexual and not on the menu anything goes right?

I could make them have intellectual discussion with me for free?

>> No.10030658

>>10029444
>>Customer gives girl foot massage (3 min) – 2,000 yen

dear god

>> No.10031337

>>10028322
This sounds like the most boring job ever

>> No.10031413

>>10028928
> non-sexual

too late...

>> No.10031626

Furthermore, Soineya is currently recruiting girls for part-time in-store and “delivery” work. Here’s the job description.

■ Job: Sleeping
■ Location: Akihabara (3 min walk from station)
■ Qualifications: High school age to 30s
■ Compensation: 3,500 yen/hour
■ Hours: Weekdays 15:00-22:00, Weekend/holidays 12:00-22:00

3500 yen an hour. Must be nice having a vagina and being at least somewhat attractive

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>>10029074
ha~ ha~ youmu-san~ you're so soft~

>> No.10031701

>>10031638
Oh god. What is this from?

>> No.10031766

>roughly 60usd an hour to cuddle with a stranger
uh

>> No.10031769

>>10031766
This is what gets me.
Approximately 60usd and you can cuddle with something for a good two or three years.

>> No.10031774

>>10031769
But you can pay $25 to massage the girl's feet for 3 minutes. It's totally worth it.

>> No.10031778

>>10031774
I guess there's that, but overall, are you really going to look back on the experience and be glad you spent good money on that?

>> No.10031787

>>10031774
There are massage parlors here that I chickened out of going in that only charge 25usd for them to give you a full body massage. I'm to insecure about my body to let the cute asian girls that work there see me though.

Anyways I kind of suspect the place is sketchy and decided that I'd prefer my boring life of idols, anime and video games was the safer bet.

Also the local paper had a story about a guy that got nabbed for having sex with a hooker. She only charged 50usd for a blowjob apparently. So 60usd for a cuddle seems like an overcharge.

>> No.10031815

>>10031774
Don't forget the 3000 yen fee just to get in.

Also 1000 yen to start at eachother for a minute. A fucking minute.

>> No.10031823

>>10031787
No, you're missing it. You pay $25 to massage HER feet.

>> No.10031845

>>10031823
Might be worth it if you're trying to seduce the worker.

>> No.10031850

>>10031845
Do you not have a foot fetish? Are you gay or something?

>> No.10031857

>>10031823
No I'm not missing the point. I'm saying there are a places where they offer YOU a FULL BODY massage from a pretty girl for a similar price. So why would you want to pay another place 25usd for you to do the foot massage for some random girl?

>> No.10031859

>>10031857
see >>10031850

>> No.10031879

>>10031850
You do realize that the feet you'll be touching will have been touched by every other foot fetishist in Japan.

So basically all of Japan.

>> No.10031881

>>10031879
So? All you're doing is massaging them so it doesn't matter.

>> No.10031885

>>10031881
It's like holding hands with every man that worker has ever serviced.

>> No.10031887

>>10031885
I can wash my hands afterward.

>> No.10031908

>>10031887
It's sort of like if one of those men pushed you down a dark alley and had his way with your pansy ass. You can wash yourself all you want, but you'll never really be clean again.

>> No.10031909

>>10029666
Can't afford chairs.

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The utter defeat in knowing that I actually have to pay people to cuddle would prevent me from ever doing this.

>> No.10031921

>>10031908
Sorry, just don't see it. I could understand if you were having sex, or licking a woman's feet, or kissing, or something, but just a massage? Doesn't bother me.

>> No.10031934

>>10031921
I bet you've held hands with worse things already, you filthy slut.

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