/jp/ - Otaku Culture

It was me, I did it.

Suk my dik and ill tell u

>>10026024
Jerk.

>tfw you will never have a /jp/ friend

He's browsing /jp/ with me.
Fuck you OP, get NTR'd.

He knew too much.
You better not look into this any further if you know what's good for you.

My /jp/ friends all die or disappear from the Internet. Soon it will be my turn.

>>10026048
lookin forward to it

>>10026048
No, anon.
You was the only survivor, now you must browse /jp/ for all eternity.

I'm sure he's just busy or something.

>>10026061
I hope you're right.

>>10026061
/jp/ers don't have anything to be busy with but suicide.

>>10026064

>>10026069
Unexpected things can happen.

Tfw I have a few RL friends that browse /jp/, but they never want to talk about it.

>>10026075
Don't say such scary things!

>>10026078
Call them gay

His last thoughts were wondering if you'd ever know he died

>>10026084
I do, 3 times a day.

>>10026083
Well, I'm sure everyone has times where they have to leave suddenly without telling anyone.

>>10026087
Sometimes my mind will wander and I'll start thinking about what would happen if I just randomly died. Would any of the great friends I've made on the internet ever know? Would they just continue to sit and wait, thinking I would come back? That would be awful.

>>10026096
Of course not, no one would notice.
They'd just remove you and that's it.

>>10026093
I wonder if they're browsing /jp/ right now

>>10026099
I keep all my friends long after they block me or die
My friends/followers lists are like a little /jp/er cemetery

>>10026107
Just how many of your fucking friends died?

>>10026099
But I'm quite good friends with a handful of people that I've met on 4chan. I don't think they'd just ignore it. I know that if one of my good friends just didn't log on one day and disappeared then I would be really worried after a while.

>>10026114
If they were /jp/sies, it's pretty plausible that they have died.

>>10026128
Just tell them that if you disappear for an entire week it means you're dead.

>>10026128
;__________________________;

There's only one person left who I care about and hold in high esteem and yesterday he bullied me.
That really shook me, but I'm over it now.

OP, don't get invested in internet friends.

>>10026151
Dress up as a cute girl and give him a visit.

>>10026151
It's hard to not get invested though, I've known him for almost 5 years now. And he has always been online whenever he wasn't asleep, so I'm hoping his PC just broke down or something.

>>10026171
Think positive!

>>10026171
Shit sucks, I guess.

>>10026171
It could be, my PC once broke down and when I got back my friends had removed me and tagged me as dead.
It was sad ;_;

I have an IRL otaku friend I browse /jp/ with.

>>10026131
Even if they didn't once they're gone the chances of them ever returning are slim to none. I like to think they all got kicked out and made something of themselves, but the way they always talked about suicide and their anxieties and mental illness I have to accept that at least a couple are no more.

>>10026190
Have you ever gotten an otaku BJ while browsing /jp/?

>want to talk with girl on facebook because I'm bored
>Hasn't been online
ok ;__;

Don't get the wrong idea /jp/, I like her as a friend.

You should have probably gotten his email address before. Every looks at their email even if they don't have a computer.

>>10026181
How long were you gone? I usually assume they're gone after about a month of inactivity.

>>10026196
Sorry about incorrectly using greentext.

>>10026194
No

>>10026197
Oh, I do have it, that's a good idea. Thanks.

>>10026207
Have you ever given an otaku BJ while browsing /jp/?

>>10026203
Just a week, but I'm usually always online.

He's probably ignoring you, dude.

Also, that's what you get for trying to befriend someone. You should have already learned your lesson from earlier interactions in life that turned you into a NEET in the first place.

>>10026225
People have a need for companionship.
It can't be helped.

I try to keep people far enough away so they can't hurt me but not so far that I lose contact.
It doesn't work well, but what else can I do? Run into the open knife again and again? I already dodged a few with my approach.

>>10026233
It CAN be helped, though. The only people who don't think so are falseNEETs, and they are 99% of /jp/, you better believe it.

>>10026233
Try finding friends that don't try to stab you, dood. Preferably friends that don't own knives.

>>10026233
Make friends that aren't faggots.

How do you browse /jp/ WITH someone? Sit in their lap?

>>10026247
You hold hands while refreshing the catalog.

This is a feel thread now

>>10026247
Usually my friend just lay on my bed playing video games while I read funny posts out loud to him.

>>10026247
Not OP, but I do it with some people too. You generally just talk about topics that arise in a thread, but to eachother instead of derailing or circlejerking in a thread.

>>10026251
How do you decide which thread to click? And even if you end up doing that, how about the speed at which you scroll down the page? And what to reply with? It's too nerve-wracking. How people can take it easy in the presence of someone else is beyond me.

>>10026242
It can't be helped
It can never be helped
Even the noblest /jp/er is a selfish backstabber at heart

>>10026244
I'm a worthless person, so high quality people wouldn't acknowledge my existence even if I were to go near them somehow and I would have nothing in common with them anyway.
It's not like the people I associate with are complete crap, it's just that I am so boring and repulsive that nobody can stand me for long, even if I caught their interest at one point.

>>10026242
How can it be helped?
By forcing yourself to become utterly insane?

>>10026255
>>10026257
Sounds nerdy

>>10026259
You take turns in picking the thread and replying.

I'd like a /jp/ friend, comrades!

>>10026263
Get schizophrenia dude.
Have an imaginary friend, fuck society.

>>10026262
Well said.

The image /jp/ tries to make for itself is only followed by maybe five of the thousands that browse this board over the years. And I'm sure they are backstabbers in the end, too. Speaking for experience. You won't fool me. I have talked to a lot of you, and I can see through everything.

>>10026268
No one likes you.

>>10026267
But what if I don't want to take turns? What if I want to do it all myself?

>>10026196
Just checked facebook again, she has a tendency to like everything and she hasn't like a status from a friend.
That means she must be with her fat ass boyfriend right now...

>>10026270
Having an imaginary friend is the same thing as having companionship in the flesh or over the internet.

>>10026281
You force him into taking a powerful aphrodisiac.

>>10026290
But you're not imaginary, please tell me you aren't and that I'm not fucking insane and browsing/posting in an imaginary site.

>>10026233

Me too (；´∀｀)

>>10026298
What if everything stops existing the moment you stop seeing it or hearing it?

>>10026304
Then nothing exists other than /jp/ and my room.

>>10026298
I never said I was imaginary. If you're alluding to the fact that I said that you don't need companionship earlier, that doesn't mean you wouldn't want to do it for fun sometimes. At the same time, I haven't finished my deprogramming. I still need companionship, but I am certain that I will be completely free one day.

>>10026313
There you go. You created this world, anon-sama! All these posts have been generated from your mind. I'm not joking.

I have a /jp/ friend but they can be really moody.
Sometimes they're really chatty but other times they just don't say anything, for days. There was even a period for like 3 weeks where they didn't say anything to me even though they were online and active.

>>10026316
Just do like I did, play VNs to make up for not having any friends, then after finishing them start contemplating suicide because you'll never be able to see them ever again.

>>10026322
So I'm in a coma or what?
Answer me, anonymous spirit.

>>10026304

It is funny because that is actually what happens.

>>10026329
It's up to you to decide, no? You made me, after all.

>>10026324
That doesn't help the problem, though. You're not training yourself to go without companionship, you're just substituting the flesh type for the electronic type.

>>10026333
And I want you to suck my dick right now.

>>10026336
And that's because I can't make friends.

>>10026338
Another thing you might have noticed is that any love towards anybody else is actually love towards yourself. All of it, 100%.

>>10026329
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>>10026342
But I don't love myself...

>>10026360
That's why you think you hate everyone else.

>le having friends that browse /jp/
>talking to them
>calling them friends

go back to /v/, with your "bro" faggotry

upvote if you remember when "bro" was ironic

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>>10026365
Oh...

>>10026368
No need to get confused, you're the one that made me.

>>10026374
ken ishii extra

>>10026048
where did you get that gif dude

I know it's an album cover, but where is the gif grom?

>>10026360

Delusional thinking, you love the hell out of yourself.

>>10026338
That's impossible, because you don't really believe someone would ever do it to you. You need to change your way of thinking in order to make it possible for someone to suddenly appear and perform sexual favours for you.

It is only impossible because you're under the impression it is. You are convinced it won't happen, and that's what keeping it from happening. Nothing else.

I love me! I want to stay alive!

If you friend is Tokiko, I killed him.

>>10026379
>>10026375
>>10026373
Thanks anonymous spirits, I will now improve my life and get rid of /jp/

>>10026290
I remember having a dream and in it a person was talking to me. I remember that we agreed on a lot of points. Then it occurred to me that I'm dreaming because no one holds the views I do.

>>10026396
Shut the fuck up evil spirit I don't like you.

>>10026390
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>>10026376
where is the gif from, nerdlord? i said I know where the still is from, but the animation?

how can an album cover be animated anyway

To people that have / had friends from /jp/, and in particular

>>10026319
>>10026151
>>10026019

I want to ask a question: what the hell do you talk about with your friends? Whenever I added someone from /jp/, we stopped talking after a couple messages. Do conversations just come naturally? Do you have to start them all yourself or does the other person message you?

>>10026415
First you must get comfortable talking to them, then you just find a random subject and start sperging out in chat with them.

>>10026400

Its from one of his music videos years back.

>>10026420
How can I do that when I feel like I'm bothering them every time I message them?

>>10026415
It usually never gets personal, ever, with the people I meet. We just talk about anime, video games, posts on /jp/, VNs, im@s, mahjong, rumours about tripfag drama, etc. The start was always rough but after getting used to eachother it always ended up like that.

>>10026393
I am convinced of the same thing. Can you give me three views that you think nobody else has? I bet you we share at least one.

>>10026415
It happened to me a couple times as well. Perhaps we were talking to each other?

>>10026415
People are on /jp/ for a reason. Anybody who can upkeep some sort of prolonged relationship with others is a guaranteed crossboarder.

>>10026435
I'm sure it happens to a lot more people than you think. I haven't talked to anyone for a couple of months, anyway.

>>10026436
This is probably the answer the closest to the truth. Probably everyone that posts their IM on /jp/ is here by mistake or an accident. Sounds elitist, but crossboarders really are scummy and annoying to talk to. Catch 22, I guess.

>>10026458
Me neither.

>>10026415
I just hang out with them in a chat and sometimes send them stuff I find interesting and sometimes that sparks a conversation.

>>10026429
Sorry, I can't think of anything worth mentioning. Besides, I don't want to disappoint us both.

At least we both think that no one else shares our views, so that's something.

>>10026485
Anything is worth mentioning. But if you feel uncomfortable, that's alright.