/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Imitate Rose I guess, only try to look dirtier and more unkept.

Marry a NEET king

>>10024986

who's that?

If you are a queen, you have a job.

Fart on cam pls

>>10024988

FUCK

kill the king of /jp/

post pic pl0x ;)

She's the only one who can be NEET queen

Just look at her

Alright I've got some pointers from when I attempted this myself.

First thing you have to wait till precisely 3 am on a Wednesday night, spin around 3 three times while in a dark room, then look into a mirror. This is just the preliminary step, after this you need to find a towel or a blanket or some shit and make a cape out of that. Once your cape has been successfully applied to your person, you need to go pound back like a pot of cofffee or a few energy drinks and put three unlit cigarettes in your mouth. Make sure to take the pot of coffee, now empty, with you and leave your house - no one said this shit was going to be easy. Head out onto the street and at the top of your lungs scream "NEET" over and over again, until someone either calls the cops or comes out to confront you. Once either one of those occurs you need to start doing a crazy square dance kind of maneuver, the move will come to you at the time so don't worry about practicing. Chance are any people around will back the fuck off at this point, which is a good thing, that means you're ascending to NEET queendom. Now is the time to use the empty coffee pot, you need to wave it up and down three times, only three times not two or four. Once you've done that smash it on the ground and yell out NOW WE ARE ONE. You'll need to run as quickly as possible at this point in any direction, if you're able to secure your own freedom - that is not end up in jail - then you've become queen of all NEETs.

I can't answer any questions as I failed to acquire the title myself, so best of luck and god speed my friend.

>>10025053
Also I just spent like three fucking days writing that shit out preemptively because I knew that you were going to ask. You better appreciate that shit

>>10025053
>>10025062

uhh, good job anon?

why do women always want to claw there way to the highest social status of any given group
i am content being a faceless neet

>>10025053

Thanks for all your hard work.

BRB

>>10025070
Damn right it was a good job, not everyone gets a chance at being a NEET queen.

Stay on room for 3 years.
then stay out for a day
and secretly go back to your room and kill yourself.

>>10024988
If you don't work does that mean not working is your job? If so there are no truNEETs.

I wish I was a spoiled NEET princess. Being born into a royal family, having closets full of cute frilly dresses, having a dozen personal servants to take care of all my needs so I can just slack off all day without worrying about anything.

>>10024985
King/QP pls go.

>>10024981
I am gurl btw x]]]

Only Madotsuki can be the NEET Queen.

>>10027248
And what about Uro?

>>10024981
>>10025082
"I" is always capitalized

>>10027501
She can be MY queen.

>>10027666
Only very arrogant egoistic people do that.

>>10027687
Just remember to put it last in a group and you'll be humble.

>>10027687
Basic grammar that a 2nd grader wouldn't forget about isn't very elitism related.

>>10027695
pretty much only english uses that rule. In german, you never capitalize "ich" unless it's at the beginning of a sentence. Many people will use i as an abbreviation for ich and not capitalize it there. I'm pretty sure "yo" isn't capitalized in spanish, either.

>>10027736
That's cool but we're using English here.

>>10027736
But in english it is. And, surprise surprise, we use english here.

>>10027666
do you have some mental problem where you obsess over insignificant details?
i think i've read that in wikipedia....what was it called again?
autist? schizophrenia? ODDSD? SDDA?
i i i does that hurt you?

>>10027814
lelelleekle

>>10024981
Did you attend NEET Academy?

>>10027831

NEET education

Isn't /jp/ the only western place to be a certified NEET?

You capitalize the i in "I" but you don't capitalize the y in "you"

No wonder westerners are such entitled fuckstains, your egocentrism is built into the language itself.

>>10027814
I do have the tendency of obsessing over small things and having trouble putting the pieces together to get a general idea, but I don't have anything diagnosed.
I may have it but then it would be so low-functional that nobody had noticed it.

>>10027899

Cool autism bro

>>10027814
personally it only annoys me if the person capitalizes everything else correctly, except the "i". otherwise it's aesthetically and stylistically fine.

>>10027911
The start of a sentence is always capitalized.

>>10027875
You capitalize the I because a small i looks dumb when not in a word

>>10027928
not in lojban

I hate captalized i in yotsuba because looks like l

this thread is a resounding endorsement for The Final Autism Solution.

i love trolling autists by making gramatical Errors on purpoze.
i am so sucesful.

You have to slay the truNEET queen, first.

>>10028082
I hate you.

>>10028082
>>10028071
>>10027908

I hate how autism is the new word for everything in 4chan.
No, really. It's like it's more meaningless than people on Facebook ending sentences with "lol", even if it fits with the context or not

-"h dde d u wnt t g t strbucks dis n8"

-"k lol"

>>10028199
>>10028231
awww look who's mad
baby wants a candy?

>>10028231
Most people on facebook don't talk like that, and at least they ave lives and wont' live in their parents basement until death.

>>10028231
I try not to overuse it. The thread seemed like it was already so far gone it wouldn't make any difference.

Hobo Girl-chan is quickly rising up the ranks to become the new queen of /jp/.

>>10028242
This "u mad?????" thing is pure non-sense. Getting angry with a good reason is perfectly acceptable. Just saying "someone is mad lol" doesn't really contribute to the conversation.

>>10028247
You know that most FB users are stupid superficial simpletons.
Also, /jp/ in general isn't made of NEETs and hikkis. Most of them fake it over the internet, and have quite "normal" lives.
>>10028248
Thank you.

>>10028304
i'm a neet btw, no seriously

>>10028324
If you were a truNEET then you would have enough free time to press the CAPS LOCK button before starting the sentence, press it again after finishing typing the first letter, and pressing the "." button at the end of the sentence.

>>10028394
People actually use caps lock?

>>10028242

>>10028242
not the person you're talking to but can I have candy please

every /jp/sie is a little girl
every little girl is a princess
no princess will ever become a queen
because the lot of them are dickless

>>10028396
You just used it. Or did you use SHIFT?

>>10028441
Are you being facetious? Of course I used shift.

>>10027814
You do realize that posting like a middle schooler is against board rules right?

Just stop being a little bitch and learn your goddamn grammar.

>>10028681
>You do realize that posting like a middle schooler is against board rules right?
Could you quote that rule? I have trouble finding it.

>>10028681
yes yes let the butthurt flow through you

>>10028705
#6, possibly #3

>>10028712
lol it reminds me of "let the bodies hit the floor"
like this:
let the butthurt flow through you
let the butthurt flow through you
let the butthurt flow through you
AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH

>>10028723
It's neither of those.

>>10028727
I'm ashamed to admit that this made me laugh.

>>10028736
Note in the example given for "indecipherable text" there's specifically no capitalization.

Poor grammar reduces posting quality.

If you want to pretend to be a lawyer on the internet that shit means whatever you want it to, but it's pretty damn clear moot does not approve of shit grammar. By the way, now he's just plain old shitposting anyway so it's a moot point.

>>10028812
moot never capitalizes or uses punctuation in his posts

Have the stinkiest of neet pussies.

>>10028736
how about NEET queer

>>10028848
Well moot isn't perfect.