/jp/ - Otaku Culture

I'm not a weeaboo faggot.

Every woman quoted there is christmas cake

>>10013360
I'd rather live in Russia where you can fuck rorees legally.

You need to be good looking and have a big dick.

>>10013380

>and have a big dick.

It's not very hard when the average Japanese dick is about 4 inches.

Theres some pretty good comments on that article.

>>10013393
Yeah because yours is bigger than 4 inches right?

Jap girls are like a dead fish in the bedroom. They just lay there.

>>10013403

Every foreign penis is at the very minimum 5-6 inches unless they have Asian blood in them.

I have no money.

If I'm ever in the mood grab me a wife I guess I'll make a stop over there.

I prefer having a Japanese tulpa girlfriend.

I don't want a human Japanese girlfriend.

>>10013446
Asian detected

>>10013419
Yeah totally.

MY NAME MOMJI
I JAPAN WOMAN

PLEASE GIVE ME LARGE GENITAL
LARGE BLACK GENITAL FOR MOMJI
THIS MY DESIRE

PLEASE DELIVER

fear of commitment
fear of intimacy
fear of people
fear of flying
low self esteem
agoraphobia
GAD w/ panic
fear of abandonment
trust issues
no high school diploma
never worked

What do Japanese women think of big bearded American men that have otaku hobbies and deal meth because they dropped out of highschool and it was the easiest way to make money?

I don't think they would be interested in someone like me. I'm not respectable enough for them to love me.

I wooed a Japanese girl by speaking English to her, I don't think she understood a word I was saying except for when I used intentionally butchered Japanese like "Boku wa Mammoth Penis". She came back to my youth hostel and we did it while everybody else in the room cheered us on.

>>10013360

Oh man. Some of those things mentioned sound so romantic it's surreal

#4 is so cute! God

Why are all these comments so negative? Yeah, it's all cheesy as hell, but fake? That's just cruel

I think all of those examples are adorable and affectionate and awesome, so there!

I saw a female asian once in my country and I pissed myself because it was too much for me to handle to see so much beauty in person

>>10013515

Those men have been disillusioned by their foreign women. Western culture is incredibly romantic in comparison to Japanese culture so cheesy romantic gestures are seen as played out and boring since our women have been hearing the same lines for hundreds of years. Romance is still relatively new to Japan though, their women aren't used to the European courtly love/knight in shining armor romance that is commonplace in all western countries.

Oh lordy, that's some gay shit right there son. Japanese comfirmed for alpha. gaijin betas are pathetic

I have a gap in my front teeth, I don't think Japanese women would find that acceptable.

>>10013546

>Japanese comfirmed for alpha. gaijin betas are pathetic

Acting beta takes too much confidence for Japanese men. The average Japanese man would have to be very bold to try any of the things mentioned in that article. Japanese people are so shy that they don't even qualify for what we consider beta. They're some where far, far below beta.

What this article proves is that cultural diversity is alive and well. A beta here can be a Don Juan there.

>>10013558
>The average Japanese man would have to be very bold to try any of the things mentioned in that article.
Yeah, I guess you're right. Cutting off your testicles must take a lot of confidence.

>>10013571
u mad

Most japanese women wouldnt touch a filthy barbarian with a gun to her head. Whats with all the bullshit threads the last few weeks? neo /jp/ sucks big time...

>>10013571

The behavior of the modern western alpha male is just an intentional rejection of popular romantic courtship. If you think of alpha as just someone who has success with women then beta behavior used to be what was considered as alpha.

Wooing women with song, poetry, and everything that we now consider as cheesy try-hard beta behavior was very fresh and new back when Europeans first started doing it hundreds of years ago and women loved it. Women don't love it anymore because they got used to it, everyone was doing it, and now acting the exact opposite and feigning disinterest sets you apart from the crowd.

It takes more effort to be an alpha in this culture than it does to be a beta since we're conditioned from our youth with old romantic stories and you have to repress the urge to be overly romantic in order to project an image of confident indifference, but the end result is still the same either way since you're trying to appear like you don't want women in order to get women.

The whole point is that Japanese culture is at the point where acting lovey-dovey and expressing a lot of cheesy emotion is radically different from what they're used to since Japanese people are so reserved and shy and so what we consider as beta is actually seen as very confident and alpha to them.

>>10013627

>Most japanese women wouldnt touch a filthy barbarian with a gun to her head.

It's 2012 not 1950.

Japanese women are very interested in foreigners. There's even a growing subculture among Japanese women where they're obsessed with black people.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Df1FmYBJMtY

>8. The first and last bite
>“He’s so kind, it drives me absolutely crazy for him. I was especially surprised at how he always gives me the first and last bite when we share food.” (32/Japanese, 27/Korean)
>japanese korean
I am still living in a shitty place call earth right?

>>10013485
Trust me bro, in Japanland there is a girl with a fetish for everything.
>Thus sayeth a religious novelist from eastern KY who got married to a girl from Akita.

>>10013671
>now acting the exact opposite and feigning disinterest sets you apart from the crowd.
Why are /jp/s not pimps, then?

Check and mate. Not even worth the whole essay you wrote.

>>10013684
Yeah and white chicks love the nigger dick xDDD

Foreign pig disgusting

>>10013692
gotta leave the house for that and have basic hygine/part time job.

also most of /jp/ is young when women are still sexually liberated because they havent been hit with the hammer of aging and a fertility panic.

get money now and some basic social skills and you will have a 3dpd hoe with a used cunt...

>>10013684

Dont force your weeaboo media world onto us, some of us actually know japanese people or live there. Subculture is right, most japanese girls dont even have respect for those that go with westerners.

>>10013692

>Why are /jp/s not pimps, then?

/jp/ doesn't go outside or speak to people, but also because body language.

Being shy is completely different from the whole PUA style of courtship which is what we base our image of the alpha male around.

Shy people don't talk to anyone and when they do you can tell from their voice and their body language that they're nervous as hell. This is also why Japanese men have so much trouble with women, they're terrified of them for the most part.

The western alpha male will attempt to appear indifferent to women, but he will still talk to women, jokingly insult (negging) them, and do various other things which are the exact opposite of what old romantic courtship would tell you to do. This is to make the woman feel like you are different than all of the other guys that are constantly trying to flatter their way into her pants. This approach doesn't work when you're in a culture where the women aren't used to being complimented and chased after by men since their men are so shy. The success of the PUA alpha approach is dependent on whether or not the woman you are approaching is used to being pursued and complimented by men constantly, which is the case for basically every woman in our culture.

>>10013485
>I'm not respectable enough

Women don't a "respectable guy". They want excitement and novelty.

You should do fine as a (presumably) white meth dealer.

I am in Nipponland you faggot and I want to go home
The woman here are nice to look at and shit but secks probably isn;t gonna happen

I look asian and I'm not and I'm still beta so I'm already in a tough spot.

>>10013727
>I look asian and I'm not
How the fuck does that work?

I visited Japan once and there were literally four Japanese women who went rabid as soon as they saw me, they dragged me into an alley, and then stripped off their clothing and drooled and howled like wild dogs that were craving for the dick.

This is because I'm from Spain though. They love Spanish men.

>>10013705
/jp/s aren't shy. They just don't like people. And by that PUA logic, /jp/s would be irresistible to women, yet they are not.

Something is wrong here.

>>10013737
>They love Spanish men.
Huh.

Who knew Japanese women were into starving mexicans.

>>10013738

It's probably because they give off a scary antisocial vibe, kind of like those creepy people in trench coats that shoot civilians, rather than the arrogant and confidently indifferent vibe that PUA is based around.

>>10013738

Its because the whole alpha-beta thing is a whole lot of brainwashing in itself so theories involving that can only sound retarded.

14 days and ill be in osaka, another 2 and ill be ehime prefecture.

Met my girlfriend 3 years ago and shes come back here a few times but first time going to her.

>>10013744

Spanish =/= Latino

Latinos are just the rape child of the Spanish conquistadors and the native women of South America.

>>10013377
So?

>>10013749
There's always an excuse for everything, isn't there?

>>10013769

Japanese women over the age of 25 are so horrifically undesirable that they would even fuck a blind morbidly obese black midget if he had a job and offered to marry them.

>some Japanese men propose by asking “will you make me miso soup for the rest of my life?”

AHAHAHAHAHA

Why are we discussing 3DPD?

>>10013776
Japanese women should learn how to appreciate sincerity.

>>10013749
>It's probably because they give off a scary antisocial vibe
I thought women liked that.

Serial killers drown in poon while in prison and they're as antisocial as it gets.

>>10013797

>Serial killers drown in big black dick while in prison

I just want a Japanese wife so I can be called "Otosan".

All of those 10 things are betalord behaviours.

I thought that was all normal stuff. But I'm shy and inept anyways. Not that I want to marry some Japanese though.

>>10013849
>mfw when you're still here angry dude

Thread hijack: You are favourite Touhou and why you hate women.

My favourite Touhou is Patchouli and I hate women because they are obnoxious and demand everything while providing nothing.

>>10013888
>because they are obnoxious and demand everything while providing nothing.

I don't know, Anon. You pretty much just described NEETs in general

>>10013440

what she turns on you and kills you

Because I have black hair, glases and social phobia.

They won't know I'm a 外人.

>>10013412
What do you know, virgin

>>10014461
No bullying!

>Why aren't you in Japan and wooing some Japanese girls with your suave foreign charm?

I am

>>10013849
I wouldn't mind being beta for mai waifu.

Did the article go away?

>>10013360
Nobody wants so ronery ;_; threads back. Get the fuck back to /r9k/.

>>10013450
3 inch detected.

..... So the things I've been doing here that chase girls away when I have the best intentions would actually work over there?

I mean sure, you can't expect EVERYBODY to fall for you but it seems like chances of success are higher....

......... I may have finally found the motivation I've needed.

It's true. My black friend there is treated like a celebrity when it comes to the interest of women.

三次元豚キモい！