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How can I pretend to be a cute girl online?

>> No.10006859
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10006859

You must first become Homu.

>> No.10006857

>>10006854
Don't. Roleplaying is is for creeps.

>> No.10006860

Speak politely and don't be mean to people.

>> No.10006861 [DELETED] 
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10006861

I'm a girl!

Ask me anything!

>> No.10006864

>>10006860
Yeah, pretty much this! Also, always try to sound positive and cheerful! It's very easy once you get the hang on it, and acting so happy online can rub off on you, and make you feel happier in real life too.

>> No.10006873

You stick little things into your conversations that makes it obvious you're a girl.

"So I was putting on my makeup-"
"My bra-"
"Yeah so then that guy yelled at me and said "she was-"

>> No.10006869
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10006869

You do not pretend. Online you are not your physical self, but an expression of your inner spirit. If you truly be a woman deeply in your heart, then your character will pierce through into the hearts of others by your words.

>> No.10006881

>>10006861
Were you born in 1994?

>> No.10006885

>>10006873
I like to do this, but to imply that other people find me either mystifyingly beautiful or magnificent.

>> No.10006887
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10006887

play tera

>> No.10006888

>>10006864
I've also found that it can help to say stuff about being chilly and putting socks on, ect.

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>>10006861

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>>10006889

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10006904

pracitce makes perfect op

>> No.10006906

>>10006873
The best part is that all those things are feasible things a trap could say as well.

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>>10006889
>>10006899
loool

>> No.10006911

>>10006909
pls don't ironically laugh at my posts it makes me feel bad

>> No.10006921

The best way would be to dress up like a cute girl and post pics

>> No.10006986

>>10006864

>> No.10007102

If you had to ask then you would most probably not be able to pull it off.

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