/jp/ - Otaku Culture

What happened to the previous thread anyway?

>>9969659
>Happy Halloween!

y-you too!

Happy Halloween!

I'm sure Kudou has a cock.

>>9970502
I wouldn't have it any other way.

Which H!P has the best eyes?

>>9970885
Ayumin

>>9970885
I'd say Kuduu.

>>9970885

Sayu

I wish Berryz was more successful. They are my favorite Hello!Project.

>>9972271
Just noticed it should be "Berryz were,"

June sseddsn

>>9972517
Actually since it's the name of a group, and singular, it should be was.

PV to the best H!P song this year is out.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y4H3ACZ0Dg0

So is it true that Hello Project is run by the Yakuza?

>>9973881
The subjunctive 'were' is correct (though no longer mandatory) regardless of your stance on collective nouns.

What's she been up to lately?

Are you more of a lovely girl or a cool girl, Jaypee?

DVD 47 has made me consider dropping Musume altogether. I just can't deal with the ADHD bullshit anymore.

>>9975915
What about it made you feel that way?

>>9975926
New girls being shit and UFA being ridiculously incompetent. The usual rant, you know.

>>9976077
New girls have been shit since 2005 though. That never stopped you so why now?
If you've been a fan for so long I don't see why you can't wait for 1 more year. And to be honest, 2012 has been a decent year for the girls.

田中れいな復帰　モーニング娘。「B.L.T」発売記念イベント
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PokwPpLyGNg

>>9976077
Hey look, more videos for you to cringe over.
モーニング娘。10期メンバーイベント ～祝1周年！～
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fZED8IM94bI

>>9976862
Aww Kuduu.
Iikubo still can't sing, but that's a nice video there. 10 gen proving to be better than 9 yet again.

>>9975915
It was pretty shit. But the 9&10 girls can't be expected to be interesting if they just stick a camera in their face and say,"go."
They need a set up like a funny game or some shit like that to be interesting. Either that or their controllers really need to train them in being interesting and funny.

>>9977591
It comes down to the writers really. Yasuda didn't become funny because there was a camera on her. Hell she was pretty much unnoticed during her first years. It sucks for them that they're in this generation where the producers don't give a shit.

>>9977626
I wish they would go on a show with GOOD writers. Not this Black Variety shit which is fucking terrible.
They even have The Fat One to make fun of and she could hopefully act as a Yasuda/Ogawa.

>>9976106
I'm not that faggot. But anyway, even in the weak sales years they were still a great group. Moutube was brilliant, their Music Fighter and other TV apps were brilliant. They had JunJun and LinLin. Most of the girls had a lot of charisma, comedy sense, strong personalities...

Now they don't even have H!P Time and instead it's a fucking agriculture show that airs at 1AM, sells RVs on their YT channel and has suspicious ties with religious cults. And that is supposed to be their biggest promotion vehicle.

>>9976862
You wanna compare?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t7o2O9I6awY

And yes, I cringed.

>>9977591
Obviously it isn't entirely the girls' fault but there is a point where you have to stop being yourself in front of the camera and start becoming an entertainer.

>>9977972
I know, they're practically being handed comedy gold and neglecting it.

I WANT TO SEE NAKAI HIT A BOX THAT SHOOTS A SMOKE RING THAT SMELLS LIKE FECES TOWARDS ZUKKI'S FACE

>>9978968
I already saw the RV commercial, but now I am interested in the ties to religious cults. Please expand upon this topic.

>>9978968
Two MMs who's first language isn't even Japanese perform better than 9&10 generations.
Did UpFront fire all of their character developing coaches or what?

>>9978968
Two MMs who's first language isn't Japanese perform better than 9&10 Gens in MCs.

Did Upfront fire all of its character developing coaches and writers or what?

>>9979003
give it a two three years. anyone who hit a 14 years old would be sued by the PTA. We just hope that she would not become some ugly and boring shit like MItsui.

>>9975100

is this said in a sarcastic way? because this really is one of my fave songs this year, at least for this whole satoyama movement shit

>>9978968
don't give up your hope

next Friday Reina and four of new girls are going to be on that wota Yusuke's show eating spicy shit. Apparently, they have impressed the producer (Source: producer's tweet)

>>9980459
No of course not. It's a lovely song.
>>9980476
Can't wait for that. I wanna see if he's legit.

>>9980883
This is just confirming what the industry has known for years. H!P has plenty of talented and shitty idols, a few hot idols and mostly idols that are butt ugly with decent bodies. It's about time they just put a bag over it.

I'm now advertising Haruka in /b/.

>>>/b/434590865

>>9981911
You've been advertising her everywhere haven't you?

Why do they have a filthy whito piggu for an interviewer on Girls!News HelloProject? She doesn't even know Japanese and she's like 50 years old. There's just no reason for it.

I like these two. Is the rumour that these two don't get along true?

>>9983274

well, they don't look like they'd be bffs, that's for sure

>>9983476
no bullying, please

>>9982513
That is just another of those surreal decisions that UFA makes and you're better off not trying to understand.

>>9983977
They should make another one of these surreal movies.

BTW, Sato Masaki thought Kumai Yurina was called Kumai ERINA. She's been on H!P for over a year. She also called Maimi "Mai" a while ago and mistook her for Nakajima Saki after a trip to Sapporo.

Maachan making friends in Berikyu alright.

>>9984610
She seems like a bit of an air-head. Not surprising, but considering H!P's whole senpai thing its probably akin to farting in their general direction.

>>9983274
Please use "Nikkeijin" instead of "White", the Japanese are white after all.

>>9984989
The fug is a Nikkeijin?

I think Chisato would be a good mother.

Which Hello!Project do you think would be a good mother figure?

Okai Chisato - Tsuri Roman wo Motomete 12-11-03

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xutd25

>>9984610

this actually makes me like maachan more. It's not like Berikyuu gives a fuck about MM, so why should she? I guess I like girls who just don't care

JunJun cute as ever. Seems like she is less round than she used to be. I'm not sure how to feel about this.

>>9987113
I liked her better fat.

>>9987363
Yea her roundness really makes her face cute.

>>9984610
Lel. Cheeky little brat. Still so lovable.

Waseda Bakuon 2012

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SL2LngrvPuc
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mdA2HgGX7Hc
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gPBS5oUtYKk
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YskuVcyTKv0
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FEPVmgRsDD8
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rbuKrcrgyOo
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s-Jo0t-ZoYA
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZqiArZvTLvc
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eO4dYoRpRNc

http://w-moken.com/

>>9988567
thanks mate

Would you let Captain inject you with love?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P8GQb_3Z1l8&feature=plcp

>>9989393
Sure. And I'd inject her with my love, if you know what I mean.

Berryz's new song.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gVZwfWLQYpQ

Kind of shit.

>>9989939
Absolutely no hook in the song. Shit Tsunku, get it together.

>>9989939
Sounds like the last two Morning Musume singles.

I don't know how Tsunku can be so inconsistent. Loving You Too Much and Cha Cha Sing were great and the last couple of songs before them were pretty good and then he gives us this shitty excuse for a song.

>>9989939
Remember when they did good songs?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rr9fr5VZgDQ

恋の呪縛 has always made me think of this particular mix of 木枯らしに抱かれて:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SFc9H8CSbts

>>9990332
What I thought. This should have been a MM song for the last album or a b-side.

I've listened to it 3 times and I still can't hum it in my head.

Which H!P is most boring?

>>9991857
The one that's also the hottest.

>>9991772
Japanese teeth! Still very cute!

>>9991871
I need a specific H!P for an answer, nerd.

>>9991903
And don't forget your meds, turbonerd.

>>9991965
You better watch your mouth dweeb. You're lucky I have to go to the gym right now or else I'd end you.

>>9992003
That's where I'm headed too. Guess you'll have to 'end' all 300 pounds of me there then asswipe.

>>9991857
Might be Mano.

>>9992473

Lies.

How the mighty have fallen

>>9992637
There's practically nothing going on with her besides looking pretty.

Weekly Playboy

スマイレージ 「寒いね。」 (MV)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZxFhVH2tNzc&feature=plcp

>>9993975
Meh.

Smileage's new song sounds so good compared to the shit that is Berryz's. I feel bad, it seems Tsunku is playing favorites too hard.

>>9993975
Jesus christ, they could pick five wotas at random at a concert and they would probably be able to produce a more interesting song than this

>>9995074
The original lineup was perfect. ;_;

>>9995074
You're still mad Yuukarin left aren't you?

>>9995101
>>9995105
The original lineup was perfect and its really not the same without Yuukas and Sakittys voices but I could've lived with it if they had only added Meimi and Akari, I really dont know what Rina and Kana is doing there, they're just in the way.

>>9995105
I know I am.

>>9995105
I think everyone is.

Kumaicho is best-looking berryz.

>>9995745
Oh, I just noticed the clock moved back an hour. Isn't it annoying to have to change back the clock every now and then?

>>9993773
Shit, Tsunku, you impregnate 25 year old models so hard they give birth to twins. what's up with the limp wrist?

How would the 9/10/11ki rank in the senbatsu if they had entered AKB instead of MM:

8th - Sayashi Riho
23rd - Kudo Haruka
31st - Ishida Ayumi
64th - Sato Masaki
Not Ranked - Ikuta Erina
Not Ranked - Fukumura Mizuki
Not Ranked - Suzuki Kanon
Not Ranked - Oda Sakura
Not Ranked - Ikubo Haruna

>>9995959
I have no idea what you're on about, are you asking me to rank the members in terms of popularity or something?

>>9995745
10/10, would buy her ice-cream

>>9995959
Maachan would rank in higher undergirls and collapse Yui-style.

>>9995959

In my head, Sayashi would be Jurina's rival, so that's pretty spot-on, considering she'd be winning by one spot.

>>9996476
>>9996197
>>9995959
What's going on here, am I still in the right thread?

>>9996537
>What's going on here, am I still in the right thread?
You're in the worse one.

>>9996537

Perhaps you've always thought people here lived in some kind of bubble where only H!P exists in their minds, well surprise my friend! We are still discussing H!P girls though, so yes, you are in the right thread.

How would you feel if Momusu actually got invited back to Kouhaku with the current ragtag bunch of misfits?

>>9996837
Its like a PG-13 feel good comedy.

"Can Tsunku, a veteran of the music industry, turn a rag-tag group of after school glee club members into a proper idol group?"

Is it morally objectionable to fetishize Miya's chin?

>>9998618
No, but it's mentally objectionable to be posting those retarded questions like every fucking day.

>>9998823
Would Ayumin's melon fit in your mouth in one piece?

>>9998823

I ask the questions the other news stations just won't ask.

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>>9998898
Which H!P is this?

Idol get

Kuduu get?

>>9999939
>>10000110
Meh.
At least the thread didn't get thrown off the last page.

>>9996607
Well at least it's now clear where all the shitposting is coming from.

>>9975647
those pantsu look wet
for shame being horny on stage

>>9975859
There's something horrible about a society that uses Risako for that example.
>>9990040
Captain so kawaii at that age. What happened?
>>9995101
The original lineup was perfect expect for Saki being ugly, Yuuka being forgettable except for the baby voice the pedophiles loves and dawa being a hateful racist.

The lineup would have been better if their fourth had not been saki. If they'd gagged dawa on stage and just let her look pretty and uh... I'm not sure what they could have done with Yuuka that would have made her interesting to people that aren't disgusting pedophiles.

Kanon was fine back then, and I guess everything else about her is still fine to this day except for the part where she let herself go physically. Some people just shouldn't grow up. Captain. Kanon. Tons of H!P girls were better off before they got older. Age is just not kind to some people.

Of course no amount of aging could have made s/mileage Saki better or worse. She was already rock bottom.
>>9998618
She's not even very old yet and she already looks like a milf. Still too much chin.
>>9998852
Lewd. Typical of her though.
>>9999939
I hate that lineup. It didn't deserve a get.
>>10000265
Oh look some of the worst girls imaginable all in one photo.

>>10001039
You complain about paedophiles and then go on to say

>Captain so kawaii at that age. What happened?
>Some people just shouldn't grow up.
>She's not even very old yet and she already looks like a milf
>Tons of H!P girls were better off before they got older.

Make your mind up. Also, you should try being less angry and dare I say, take it easy.

>>10001083
Recognizing that some people just age better is hardly the same thing. I like Kanon, even now, but age has not been kind to her on a physical level. Saying some people shouldn't grow isn't wanting them to be a child, it's just realizing that even they were probably happier with their bodies when they were younger.

It's not a sexual thing, it's not like the people that gawk over Maimai when she younger or people that masturbate to Yuuka's voice like the sick freaks they are. It's a self image thing. Do you think some H!P girl that was fit when she was younger is happier with a chunky or fat body later in life? It's not about the outside view. Odds are any girl that gets older and finds that age has rendered them ugly or fat or plain, where prior they were thought of quite differently, wishes that at some point their body had been frozen in time.

Risako, Kanon and others are definite examples. I'm not so sure about Captain though. She was cute, and not in a sexual way, when she was younger, but I don't think she cares that she's grown up to be plain. She doesn't come off as that shallow.

>>10001125
I can't really work out what you're trying to say at all to be honest. But you seem to be implying liking someone with a high pitched voice makes you a paedophile and that all Yuuka fans are paedophiles. If that's the case I'm just going to laugh and stop responding.

>>10001185
Yuuka doesn't have a high pitched voice, she has a baby voice, and literally the only reason I've ever seen anyone like her is because they like that she sounds like a little girl. Every single person I've come across that claimed to like her for any other reason has turned out to be a liar, without fail, and in the end just another scummy pedophile.

How did this girl manage to be funnier than the entire rest of H!P members in only a few minutes of Satoyama?

>>10002149
It seemed like she was really nervous. Did she say something specifically funny? I don't speak Moon.

>>10002149
What epsiode is it? Latest one? There better be something funny in it or I'll hunt you down.

While watching this I was stunned by how nice the more natural arrangement approach in her songs sounds after being spoonfed the electropop bullshit forced in recent MM.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BOi_YSljXBE

What is that in the right side of her mouth? (Her right, our left)

Is that a fugged up tooth?

>>10002162
She was funny because she wasn't trying to. She was just natural at it.

She said to Mitsui and Shimizu "I've never done a shooting before, how should I approach it?". Then the other girls start laughing and give her a bit of advice. She stays silent looking at Captain and suddenly says "Wow, your eyelashes are long!". Then at the end she was supposed to get out of the bicycle and signal the other girls to come. She did it while doing a little jump and suddenly said "Oh no! I jumped! I'm sorry" and everyone starts laughing.

>>10002561
Thanks, Mister.

>>10002449
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BOi_YSljXBE
>crying Mano

;_;

>mano crying while singing my days for you

My heart...

>While watching this I was stunned by how nice the more natural arrangement approach in her songs sounds after being spoonfed the electropop bullshit forced in recent MM.

I can understand that, but then I just like Mano in general, even her indie singles. She does have some more electro styled singles too, but even those are good if you ask me. Maybe I just never really liked MM much in the first place, so it's easy for me to say.

>>10002624
MMmmm love those delicious japanese idol feet

>>10001039
>There's something horrible about a society that uses Risako for that example.
Hey hey, back then Risako was a lovely girl okay.

>>10001207
She was pleasant, not too demanding, like benzo, her baby voice was a part of that but not all of it, it often seemed like she was a bit sad or distant, I liked that

>>10002886
>often seemed like she was a bit sad or distant
That was the vibe I felt from her. After seeing that recent picture of her with her classmates I feel happy for her.

What would be Captain's major if she went to University?

>>10003692
Don't know.
She should die her hair back to black.
And cut it short.

Are there any websites that specialize in taking images of idols in bikinis and photoshopping Aryan faces/heads onto their bodies?

>>10004061
I dunno.
There's a site specializing in H!P idols feet though.

>>10004061
There can be. You could be our hero.

>>10004057
I like it when she makes her hair into these mouse ear looking things.

>>10000961

what the hell are you expecting on here? like, i'm seriously wondering what the fuck you think we could be talking about on this thread if it's not random shit about H!P artists. In other words: What IS NOT shitposting on here? muthafucka

Which H!P would vote for Romney?

>>10005542
none of them if they know what's good for them.

>>10005542
Who the fuck cares? They're not American.

>>10005565
DING DING DING A WINNER IS THIS GUY

So...how about them Satoyama units? Are we going to get a preview of the GREEN FIELDS and whatever that other group that's not Peaberry or DIY's songs?

>>10005594

There's an audio preview for Harvest (Maachan, Ayumin, Takeuchi and Erina)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W5HMa-pZ6m0

>>10005644
oh excellent! thank you!

>>10005527
I don't think you know what shitposting means. I might even go so far as to call you a newfriend.

>>10005527
You seem like quite the shitposter yourself to be honest.

Though the rampant shitposting from >>10005542
is equally annoying.

Wch Sayu wud u fug?

>>10002740
why dawa always look pissed?

>>10006581
lol so randum xD

>>10006581
ruh-roh!

>>10006581
Please could we ban this fucking retard already?

Jaypee in charge of taking it easy.

Which H!P has the nicest legs?

>>10007267
"We"?

This girl is the future of television varieties for Morning Musume.

Y/N?

>>10007305
It's done by community vote, right?

>>10007323
Y

>>10007334
Yea you just click the offending post's number and then put "sage," in the e-mail field to down-vote.

Ok, these threads are officially shit now. I'm done

>>10007323
Yes, but it is sad to think that she's the only one who can be relied on.

>>10007370
It wouldn't be shit if you weren't such a CosmicNerd about the smallest things.

>>10007299
she looks like a slut

>>10007419
Dem collarbones.

>>10007370
>>10007267

>>9995074

who is the second from left?

>>10007737
Someone we'll never see again
Maeda Yuuka
;_;

quads confirm it.

>>10007370
These threads were never good.

>>10007777

thanks

wow yeah u all got trolled hard ahahah owned fags

>>10004068
>There's a site specializing in H!P idols feet
Please enlighten us.

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>>10008263
It takes like 5 seconds to find in google, Mr. Man. Just use the relevant keywords. (Hint: One of them is,"Feet," while the other is,"Hello!Project".)

How come only one isn't showing her stomach?

Also Sayu is hot as fug in this picture.

>>10009223
What's the name of the rightmost one?

>>10009313
That is Michishige Sayumi.

>>10009329
Thanks.
She's cute.

>>10009223
In this picture it looks like Mizuki is trying to do something indecent to Ishida, but Riho is silently stopping her, while Kanon is right about to flip the hem of unsuspecting Mizuki's bikini skirt thing.

Iikubo is looking nicer than expected, and I don't understand why Reina is hiding herself.

>>10009223
Dat mole on Fuku's right boob.
She really is a moeblob through and through isn't she.
And Zukki pls

>>10009686
Does Fukuhime have a lazy eye or what? One of her eyes is always kinda wonky.

>>10009762
Dawa pls

>>10009785
I noticed that too. Her left eye seems bigger than her right eye. It doesn't bother me that much since she's too shy to do anything in front of camera anyway.

>>10009785
>>10009822
Mild ptosis probably.

>>10009802

>>10009223

>>10010888
Too much blue.

>>10010888
I think I might have to temporarily suspend my 'no fapping to H!P' rule.

I feel like this should be easier to find via Google, but what are the older members' glowstick colors?
The new members all have official colors, and I know there weren't really any official colors before Ishikawa's graduation, but I know that wota use the same colors for members, right?
I mean, at Nacchi's graduation concert, there were white glowsticks everywhere, so I was just wondering what the other pre-Ishikawa members' colors were/are.

>>10007323
Yes and she is also a strong future leader candidate.

>>10011087

Why you have such rule?
My Reina-Sayu fap duo gives me one of the best fap sessions.
It's still hard to choose which one of them should have a dick though.

>>10010888
>dat feel when cant lick the body of reina

DIY♡ 『フォレフォレ ～Forest For Rest～』(MV)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L6ddlZ1BxIo

>>10010888
Should have completely covered the fat one.

>>10014109
How did a fat girl end up in an idol group anyway?

>>10014124
Tsunku thinks he's some sort of industry genius.
>Oh look! A fat idol, you'll never be popular!!
>Zukki loses weight in 2-3 years
>SUCH A SUCCESS STORY OMG TSUNKU TACTICAL GENIUS
Of course this all depends on the idol herself.
Some people are secretly hoping she gets run over by a truck.

>>10014200
Playing with a young girl like that is pretty mean.
She must feel bad next to all these slender pretty girls.

>>10014109
mmm love those cute stinky idol toes

>>10014211
She does and you can see she's not enjoying herself on tv. It puts me off that she can't do that and I don't know who to blame.

>>10014211
tsunku should make a new unit
iikubo + zukki

>>10014228
It puts you off that she can't pretend to be happy?
That's really poor form for any idol.

>>10014279
You can differentiate when they are legitimately enjoying themselves and when they're pretending to laugh. However Zukki's not even bothering to do anything to promote herself or to have fun.

>>10014293
That's just sad.
And embarrassing for the agency and group.

Would you,"make Chinami woman,"?

>>10014364
From the look of it, I think it's impossible.

>>10013543
I know this is h!p we're talking about but WOW that MV looks cheap

I always imagine Ikuta shlicking herself off after every interview with a fellow member.

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>>10014886
Animooted

>>10014925

>>10014904
Better post than all feetfag posts put together.

>>10015431
>Momusu's 15th year of existence
>Not having a foot fetish

shiggydiggy

>>10014904
How come I never ever see that spam on the other boards I frequent?
/jp/ is probably one of the worst places to advertise to.

>Former Morning Musume Maki Goto has shocked her many fans with the news that she has accepted a million dollars to appear in 2 hardcore porn movies.

>The 27-year-old ex-Morning Musume has signed to appear in 2 pornographic movies, having been paid 80,000,000 yen for the appearances, according to reports from rag Weekly Jitsuwa

my body is ready

>>10016631
epik :)

>>10016631
Source?

>>10016631
nah, it's the same tabloid rumors that have been floating around for years. They pop up every now and then in various mags and whatnot. It was nothing to get worked up about 5 years ago, still nothing now, especially since she's still signed to Avex Trax and them still promoting her despite her hiatus.

My favorite tabloid rumor is still her brother doing "incest" AV with Gocchin look-a-likes. I think that dude is out of jail now.

>>10016758
disliked site that starts with Sankaku.

>>10016785
shitkaku? People still go there?

What a strange picture.

Fire Chief Gaki-san, I have a fire in my pants.

Subbed Morning Musume DVD Mag #44, view from the bottom up:
http://www.dailymotion.com/user/TheMusumeShow/1

>>10017029
Why'd you sage? I thought that was a bump-deserving post to share with us subbed Momusu glory.

>>10017149
Because some homosexual bumped it 15 minutes ago. Jaypee is slow and threads don't need bumped often.

unit of nothing but fat girls when?

>>10018658
Once Japan learns to check its privilege and stop pushing unhealthy beauty standards

>>10018658
>>10018666
America, please leave.

"I have a crush..."

Natsuyaki Miyabi confirmed for COMPLETE WHORE.

>>10020761
I AM SO MAD RIGHT NOW

lets discuss how many dicks we think the different h!p girls have already taken

>>10021306
no.

②℃-ute神聖なるベストアルバム「神聖なるPerformance Video集」ダイジェスト
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7L2nPLS3KJE
②℃-ute神聖なるベストアルバム「超ロングインタビュー」ダイジェスト
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A38suGoIMkM

Japanese ℃-ute being ℃-ute.

>>10020761
>tattoo
DISGUSTING GUTTERCUNT SLUT

She JAV star now.
80,000,000 yen
How does makifag feel?

>>10021573
>>>/shitkaku/

>>10021359
How does an idol get a tattoo and on such a position where everyone can see it?
I thought tattoos have a borderline criminal connotation in Japan, even worse than in the West.

>>10021643
It'll just be some kind of stick on one, like in this picture she appears to have some kind of clover thing sticking out of the top of what she's wearing.
Even so, it still looks stupid.

>>10021573
>How does makifag feel?
It's nothing. Just another 400 yen weekly tabloid magazine trying to sell issues. Putting stuff like that in huge text on the cover does sell I'd assume. Brangelina's next adopted babby is from Andromeda.

Nakky's face is probably my favorite out of H!P.

Which H!P's face is you're favorite?

>>10022395
Currently? Kuduu. That double eyelid is sex. Nakky does have a nice stomach though.

Guess who has been in my house earlier.
Yes, as a birthday present.

>>10022651
Wat.
How.
Explain yourself.

>>10022651
no timestamp/10

>>10022651
Looks legit.

>>10022651
How did she smell like? Did you sniff her shoes?

>>10022651
you better be explaining yourself.

>>10022651
I don't want to believe this thing goes on /jp/
http://kameirefrigeeta.tumblr.com/post/35347639033/09-11-12-the-best-birthday-of-my-life-thank

>>10022745
>I LOVE ikemens and I like idols.
>I LOVE ikemens
I.. I don't know where to start.

>>10022745
Uh, what?
They sent an idol to Spain to this child's birthday?

>>10022782
He must have some disease. Or his father has some connections.

>>10022651
Whoa, you look awful. If she came to my house we would've fucked the whole time.

Why are two of the new S/mileages so ugly? You know the ones. With the eyes.

From H!O:

>It was amazing!!! She's such a human being! Always smiling looking at me and asking me questions >< For example, she asked me about my favorite members and I said Aibon, Eri and Gaki and she was all "Oooooh" and when she saw my W CD she was shocked!!! I danced a little of Kimagure with her and she was impressed wwwww I danced Wktk in front of her and the cameras and she was like "Sugoooi" and amazed xDDD I sang I WISH too, in front of the cameras! She's really kind and it was like being friends with her!! I'm missing her right now ):

I can't fucking believe it. Ai Takahashi came to my country to visit THAT loser. That giant faggot. This is a nightmare.

>>10023171
Does the guy that she visited have terminal autism or something? Why would she visit him?

>>10023194
>terminal autism
Funny.

>>10023171
I really wonder why she visited that tool and what she thought about the trip.

She did that last year for some girl in the UK. Pretty sure it was for J-Melo too.
Dunno if more jelly or raging that yet again it's an H!O-grade retard.

>>10022651
I've never been so close to killing myself in my entire life.

I am now 100% sure that the world has no meaning, existence is random and pointless, and justice is a preconstructed concept afforded only to the rich or the idiots or the rich idiots.

I have suffered countless abuses in my life. Shame, defeat, humiliation, cuckholded, bereft of friends and family. I count on the small comfort that I am no better or no worse off than any other loser and that there is a kind of balance to that.

This shows that all of that is bullshit. There is a plan. There is a God, and somewhere in my lineage, my ancestors must have kidnapped a bunch of saints, tied them to trees and charged money for them to be assfucked and orally raped by road merchants and street people that roamed the European countryside. I am cursed.

>>10023384
saved.

>>10023384
Nice pasta. Your point being?

>>10023384
That's seriously nothing to get upset of. You can meet them any time you want in Japan. Work and get the money. Learn the language. Go to Japan and marry anyone you want. Easy.

>>10023570
Pretty sure that's oc.

>Okay, I’m meccha kowaiied because I’m having symptoms that I will fall in love with >someone in my class.

>I don’t want

>Plesae.

>Stahp kokoro. My feelings are a messy now. Do not want. I’M FINE AS I AM, >WITHOUT BEING IN LOVE. Give me a rest.

Ok. Who the fuck gave this retarded faggot the right to use a computer?

モーニング娘。　『ぷっ』すま　121109
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Puw41Fd830E
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PLtciS-IjHY

I'm disappointed to be honest. I was expecting.. more.

>>10022651
I noticed this spanish guy on H!O mention J-MELO going to his house, and that it coincided with Ai and Gaki's trip to France. Guess it did happen. Lucky bastard.

>>10023716
>Riho drinking out of a baby bottle
So awkward.

>>10023716
Boooooring

>>10022745
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pDYeVKsNUtc

>>10025908
This is frikkin nightmare mode man.

>>10024638
I wonder what she's thinking about as she does that.

>>10026003
The second they entered frame and sat down on the bed I exited.

>>10021346
No amount of C-ute will cleanse the above from my eyes.

>>10025908
I'm gonna gouge my eyes out to take the pain away

>>10026402
>I wonder what she's thinking about as she does that.
"Promotion" work with old businessmen.

>>10026456
Lewd.

I can't believe how fast she's growing up.

Kinda pisses me off if I'm to be completely honest.

>>10026542
Why? You liked her smaller and flatter? Or does age just bring her closer to graduation in your mind?

>>10026541
I don't see how.

>>10026550
I guess it's both of those things really. That's why I stick mainly to 2D. They stay perfect forever.

>>10026565
Except for the 2D where they actually age, grow older, leave home, lose track of griends and stuff... or where people die.

>>10026542
I don't even know whether I should feel disgusted with myself or just whip out my dick and fap anymore.

FULL WOTA MODE.

>>10026749
Do both.

>>10026767
No one cares. Kill yourself.

>>10026767
Go attention whore at Gaia, please. Or anywhere but here.

>>10026749
You should try fucking off instead.

>>10026542
Dem abs. Dat boyish good looks.

>>10026969
Dem ugly yaeba teeth.

>>10026975
yaeba's kawaii as fuck yo. Don't know what your smoking.

>>10026979
I wish I could erase them from the gen pool.

>>10026986
>gen pool
For your sake I hope that's a clever play on words for gene and gen.

>>10026999
*gene and generation.
Fuck me

>>10027001
No, just my native language dirtying my English.

>>10027011
You spanish m8? Because I have a thing against spics now.

>mfw meido deletes my post
/jp/......./jp/ has changed.

Get the fuck out of /jp/, H!O scum

>>10023716
Man, compare it to the Berryz episode and you will see the difference.

>>10027306
Oh, but I've already had the Berryz episode in my mind while watching this.
This is a total mess. Ikuta needs to step up. Being burikko is okay but you need to stay on your feet and not just expect to be told off. You have to have a plan for people's reactions and utilize it whenever conditions meet.
Riho, go act girly or something I don't care. This business is mostly based on less than convincing truths anyway.

>>10027336
>truths
*lies

>>10026768
I'm pretty sure Miyabi wota feel nothing but disgust 24/7 anyways.
>>10026975
Charm point.

>>10027336
>>10027306
>>10023716
You know what I watch to remind me of better days of H!P?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oir81x2j3_I

>>10027508
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oir81x2j3_I
>Implying I don't watch old H!P videos every single day of my life

>>10027525
I die a little inside at the end of each one when Mano comes on.

>>10023716
jaypee's reaction to this episode:

Where the fuck is Michishige?

>>10027718
No one cares.

All hail Captain!

Ikubo and Kudo said nothing in the entire episode. Tanaka is useless as always, Riho just isn't made for it and Ikuta had her big chance and failed COMPLETELY.

At least Yusuke tried to help them a bit.

>>10027525
Same here. I often watch old school H!P videos just before going to bed, then I simultaneously fap and cry myself to sleep.

Satoyama is the cancer killing H!P.

>>10014364
best japanglish hoodie ever

J-MELO Fan Meeting in Paris With Ai Takahashi and Risa Niigaki.

>>10028930
>>10028966
>>10028969
>>10029108
This thread is about idols, not their fucking ugly fans.

>>10027718
Sayu is cutest and doesnt need to be there

>>10029670
Since we're axing the ugly fans can we axe the ugly idols too?

>>10029670
Why does she have an NWO shirt?

>>10032045
She got it from her employers.
They probably forgot to tell her to never wear it.
The conspiracy is getting sloppy.

New thread
>>10033072
>>10033072
>>10033072