/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>12548567
If you don't want to get stabbed then stay at home.

>>12548567
Then stick to Russia and get stabbed by russians instead.

>>12548577
I emigrated from Russia when I was young, but that doesn't change the problem.

>>12548609
Blame it on the misfortune of your birth.

>>12548567
so how about you don't act russian then gopnik-san

Would /jp/ go to the Zone and become a STALKER?

I live in the countryside. There's internet here. Don't worry about that part.

>>12548688
countryside ≠ abandoned village in the mountains

Man, this thread is a testament to how people who have never worked on an actual farm imagine rural life to be - bucolic, idyllic, sipping crystal clear mountain water while selling your bounty to the locals. with plenty of free time for taking it easy. It's cute. I bet the most agricultural work most of you have done is mowing mom's lawn.

>>12548707
Why does the dork (forgot her name) look twice as old as Yuyuko?

>>12548707
Uh, yeah, they probably watched non non and Barakamon and are now experts on it!

It's just repetitive. Long days spent out in the fields doing easy labor carrying loads to the truck.

>>12548707
An actual farm is smelly, muddy, dirty and huge.
Still sometimes better than living in cramp places like cities.

>>12548705

Says the dude not living right next to the abandoned village in the mountains, located in the countryside.

>>12548712
And fighting parasites, pests and vermin, dealing with uncooperative weather, endless repairs and upkeep of land and equipment, the backbreaking work of doing this without any major farming equipment, and continuously working from dawn to dusk, at which point you want to collapse. I suppose they could try and bribe some local hick teenagers to do some basic chores, but they're still going to have to take care of the heavy lifting. Which never ends.

>>12548721
>>12548712
>>12548707
This is why when I move to a "countryside", I move to a nice house on the edge of a small city, not in the middle of a peasant farm surrounded by acres of farmland.

>>12548707
I've lived in rural England my entire life and it is horrible.

I watched that furry wolf children anime film and they were farming. It looked pretty neat.

>>12548721
It's a lot easier in the US. There are machines to do everything. You literally just pay for fuel and repairs and your farm works for you.

>>12548729
Why did I just think of the gaybait redhead boy from Skins?

>>12548733
>You literally just pay for fuel and repairs and your farm works for you
Spoken like a true idiot.

>>12548707
Look, I lived my childhood in a rural area, and even if I never worked in a farm, I can tell you I'll prefer to walk into mud at six oclock everyday than spending all my day getting fat in an office, lobotomizing myself on a factory machine, or smiling to people forcedly in a shop. and I tell you from dorect experience
don't assume that there's no people who would find more sense of realization watching a sunset in the fields after a day spent shoveling cow shit than in a fucking happy hour and tv just because they have no experience.
rather, probably they're the ones that can appreciate it the most

>>12548739
How much cow shit do you shovel in a day?

>>12548745
Enough to fill your hands with blisters I guess.
still better than many other jobs

>>12548707
Implying I even mow the lawn.

>>12548739
Well some of you guys are talking about rice farming, for example. In the mountains. This means that before you can even begin, you need to dig out terraces. Are you going to bring your own backhoes and bulldozers? Probably not. So expect months of diggingdiggingdigging without planting a thing. Then when it comes time to plant, you guys do know rice grows in shallow water that you have to stoop down to plant, inspect and sow, I hope. And that's without even thinking about having to deal with water parasites, disease, keeping the terraces in shape and so forth. You could pick fewer more difficult crops to choose in the worst terrain for it.

You'd be better off trying to start an orchard of some kind, but the first pay off from that is like 2-5 years down the road, depending on the fruit. Also, maybe beekeeping, if you're not afraid of getting stung now and then.

How about becoming carpenters?

How about becoming monks? Are gaijins allowed to be japanese monks?

Why not shrine maidens?

>>12548875
Because Shrine maidens are poor and not self sufficient, all they do is beg for money.

I want to be a hermit.

>>12546802
let me know when you go

>>12548897
Will do. I'll be sure to scope out the best villages for us!

So, would we build a shrine dedicated to Zun? Higher a Reimu 3DPD look-alike to take care of it for us? Rake in the Japanese NEET dollars when they journey to put money in our offering box?

>>12548892
I want to be a a drunk martial arts master hermit who travels around the mountains and occasionally bothers village folks for food and sometimes gets in trouble but uses martial arts to get away. It'd be cool too if I appeared as a 20-29 year old young woman.

http://strawpoll.me/2689296/

>>12549192
touhou retard mass suicide when

>>12549192
Please allow multiple choices next time you post something like this, I wish I could check them all.

>>12549192
No "youmu is a boy!"? The nerve.

>>12546802
>abandoned mountain town
>Not taking over a small abandoned island instead

You're thinking too small
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hdx84bSyrvo

>>12549192
masterpiece

>>12546802
"Lets quit smoking while walking"?

>>12549192
/jp/ approved

>>12549192
>http://strawpoll.me/2689296/

I LOVE REISEN IS NOT A FUCKING MEME, FUCKTARD.

>>12546802
I'm in. let me know.

>>12549343
Worst artist