It's summer, /jp/! Have you been doing any Otaku culture related activities so far in this summer? It's getting pretty hot.. If I didn't had social anxiety I would like to go to the beach one day.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 5 04:41:57 2014 No.12244693 [View] >>12244689 I've got some watermelon right now. Where's that put me?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 5 04:42:03 2014 No.12244695 [View] >>12244684 that's seems like it is too much of a bother, I would get my own watermelon

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 5 04:44:08 2014 No.12244701 [View] >>12244693 I just have beer. So better than I'm doing.

Anonymous Sat Jul 5 04:44:16 2014 No.12244702 [View]

>>12244347

I also wonder where Asuka got that watermelon. The only watermelons shown in Evangelion were the ones grown by Kaji. Asuka also had an infatuation with Kaji. Could it be that Asuka stole one of Kaji's watermelons to spite him for not returning her affection? This would explain why Asuka is smug. Or maybe Kaji gave her the watermelon voluntarily, so she values it highly and thus is smug, thinking that a gift from Kaji must mean he shares her feelings.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 5 04:48:12 2014 No.12244711 [View] >>12244347 Why is Asuka eating a watermelon so dang cute?

Anonymous Sat Jul 5 04:49:43 2014 No.12244714 [View]

>>12244670
I know I can eat berries fine, and apples, and citrus. Then I know that watermelon and bananas not only make my mouth itch but they also trigger my asthma and make my throat swell and make it hard to breathe. They also make my tummy hurt. Thank god they don't make me shit or anything so it's not so embarrassing.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 5 04:51:18 2014 No.12244720 [View] >>12244714 I had not considered this possibility, but maybe Asuka knows you are allergic to watermelon and is smugly hoarding it because she intends to use it as a weapon against you. You will be killed by Asuka's watermelon.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 5 04:56:58 2014 No.12244731 [View] >>12244720 There's no way she could be that diabolical

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 5 04:58:00 2014 No.12244735 [View] >>12244731 Now that I think about it, you're right. Asuka wouldn't kill someone else, especially not by offering them watermelon in a seemingly nice act, only to murder them with it.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 5 04:58:46 2014 No.12244738 [View] Asuka is a watermelon?

Anonymous Sat Jul 5 05:04:59 2014 No.12244752 [View]
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>>12244738

I doubt it, but now I'm thinking that LCL looks a lot like watermelon juice.

Could it be that watermelon juice is the 'blood of lilin'? To think that Kaji's watermelons are the nineteenth angel. Unbelievable.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 5 05:07:21 2014 No.12244758 [View] >>12244752 Anno does it again

Anonymous Sat Jul 5 05:10:38 2014 No.12244770 [View]
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It all makes sense now. Bardiel was a watermelon. Asuka carried one of Kaji's watermelons into the plug with her, not knowing it was an angel, and it infected the plug and eventually migrated into her eye. Asuka had such a depressive worldview following her encounter with Bardiel because the watermelon had been tended by Kaji, and he had probably remarked idly that he wished that new pilot would quit hitting on him. The watermelon told Asuka and she fell into a depression. I have cracked the code.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 5 05:45:01 2014 No.12244813 [View] File: 85 KB, 380x289, おめでとう.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12244770

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 5 06:07:06 2014 No.12244846 [View] File: 290 KB, 1536x960, watermelon.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12244626 >not entirely retarded Well, gotta take 'em where you can get 'em. Are we discussing whether or not the watermelons are angels?

Anonymous Sat Jul 5 06:31:11 2014 No.12244878 [View]

>>12244770
Dude rewatch the show. The real mastermind behind everything is Pen Pen. He wanted to become one with Misato. He arranged Kanji dead, as the dude was his main rival. He aranged Shinji mom's death to motivate Gendo to start the entire plot. He arranged for Shinji and Asuka to get together to keep his second rival out of the sea. He even orchestrated the previous impact to get rid of Misato's dad. She was daddys girl and old man was a threat to him too. Every one who can stand between Pen Pen and Misato is dead, expet Shinji because with gf like Asuka hes not a threat. Shinji dying would most likely break emoticaly weakened Misato anyway. Hence he spared the fagget. There is only one winner in the entire story the only and one being who got everything he wanted.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 5 06:32:13 2014 No.12244881 [View] I wanted to smash a watermelon with my tomodachi, but we didn't have a baseball bat, so we used a sword and he sliced it open. It was kakkoi!

Anonymous Sat Jul 5 06:44:08 2014 No.12244895 [View]

I used to think 2012 was the fastest year ever. When I was on jp a lot.
Then I left jp and 2013 went faster.
2014 is okay, but I can't believe the days are getting shorter already.
That should happen at the end of summer ;~;
And next time I write a post like this will probably be the new years one

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 5 06:45:49 2014 No.12244898 [View] >>12244878 Pen Pen wants to fuck Shinji though.

Anonymous Sat Jul 5 06:48:48 2014 No.12244900 [View]

I did a 10 mile run yesterday and I listened to my otaku music mix
about halfway through I was feeling tired then a cute song came on. It was Nitori's stupendous song from Digital Wing's Pride. In the middle of the song she very clearly says ``hambahgah''. I laughed at loud and it gave me the energy to finish the route.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 5 07:09:58 2014 No.12244914 [View] >>12244347 why is this image shopped so horribly?

Anonymous Sat Jul 5 07:15:18 2014 No.12244922 [View]

>>12244914
Trademarks help protect corporate and product identity, and the Photoshop trademark is one of Adobe’s most valuable trademarks. The Photoshop trademark must never be used as a common verb or as a noun. The Photoshop trademark should always be capitalized and should never be used in possessive form or as a slang term. It should be used as an adjective to describe the product and should never be used in abbreviated form.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 5 07:17:13 2014 No.12244924 [View] >>12244922 Someone post the RMS one.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 5 07:17:37 2014 No.12244926 [View] File: 121 KB, 503x510, Kaworu_Pen_pen.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12244898 Whose avatar Kaworu was i wonder.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 5 09:32:54 2014 No.12244926,1 [View] >>12244101 woah who's the babe?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 5 16:39:15 2014 No.12244926,2 [View] The fact that Asuka's got pubes and an ass is just mindblowing. She acts so highty and mighty, even though she's old enough to grow armpit hair. How humiliating! I bet her armpit stubble lookd sexy as fuck.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 5 17:00:20 2014 No.12244926,3 [View] >>12244926,2 Kill yourself.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 5 22:02:47 2014 No.12244926,4 [View] >>12244926,2 When do girls get armpit hair?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 5 23:07:13 2014 No.12244926,5 [View] FUCK the kikes

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 6 02:14:59 2014 No.12244926,6 [View] I want to eat watermelon with Asuka.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 6 12:30:33 2014 No.12244926,7 [View] >>12244657 The fact that Asuka's even eating watermelon is just mindblowing. She will eventually have to shit it out, isn't that pathetic? The fact that she's got two ass cheeks the size of watermelons?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 6 12:48:50 2014 No.12244926,8 [View] Why do the nips have fucked up teeeth? Do they not have orthodontists there?

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 21 07:38:58 2014 No.12244926,9 [View] >>12244417 who looks better, gigs or Josh? i think gigs is kinda cute, if thats really him and not some ironic /soc/ repost

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 22 06:04:39 2014 No.12244926,10 [View] >>12244926,9 What?

Anonymous Mon Sep 22 06:31:18 2014 No.12244926,11 [INTERNAL]

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reddit is kind of cool

As a kid what's the creepiest, most WTF thing you ever noticed about another kid's family?

I was 12 years old, just beginning to explore the wonder of human sexuality, tentatively exploring the world of dial-up pornography when I was thrust headfirst into the world of scat fetishism by walking past my friend's sister's bathroom and stopping, transfixed, as a wondrous sight greeted my eyes: a beautiful teenage girl (not creepy because I was myself a child), sitting legs spread naked on the pot, trumpeting a magnificent bowel movement in front of my very eyes. The image of her landing strip and gently moving gut is an image that sits in my mind to this day. She noticed my captivated stare and gave me a beautiful "come hither" grin, beckoning with her finger, and proceeded to show me her bowel movement in all of its glory.

And people wonder what is was that makes me want to call up my female friends to come over to play a game of checkers and maybe shit on my chest?

Anonymous Mon Sep 22 06:35:08 2014 No.12244926,12 [INTERNAL]

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Then one day we finally got to play at her place and I was so looking forward to it.... untill i got there... my friend was nervous and afraid all the time and you got the sense that the dad was just this glooming lion ready to strike from his chair in the livingroom... you almost had this feeling that he could reach you anywhere in the house from that chair and the mother was on edge and overcompensating the whole way through. When it was time to go home the dad blocked my way to the door and my friend and the mother began telling him to please move and he wouldn't get away with it... he finally moved and I went home with a feeling that I suddenly understood why my friend wanted to come over to my place instead, so I stopped asking to go to her place.

A few weeks went by and one day she was at my place playing with me and her big sister came over to get her.. they went home for a few hours and then my friend came back and went on playing with me when my mom asked her if she went home to eat dinner or she was eating here with us and my friend said that she just had to come home to watch.... and when my mother asked her what she meant by that she told her that she just had to go home to watch her father having sex with her big sister (and she said it like it was a completely normal thing to do) My mom took her aside and asked her some more questions about what was going on and aparently her dad used all the kids (3 girls at the ages of 14, 8 and 4) as his personal sex dolls..

My mom made arrangements for my friend to sleep over at our house and the next morning when he had gone to work she called the police and made sure the girls were safe when he was arrested at his job. He had kept them in check by telling them that he would kill their little sister and their mother if they ever told anyone about their special relationship.

He got his ass thrown in jail and both parents lost the girls. The girls was put in a special care home and they are thriving and happy adults today with kids of their own.

this guy had actual loli onaholes

Anonymous Mon Sep 22 06:40:49 2014 No.12244926,13 [INTERNAL]

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When I was around 8-9 years old, there was a girl in my neighborhood that hardly anyone ever saw, outside of school. She was maybe a year younger than me. I tried talking to her a few times, and she was very, very shy. She was never allowed at other kid's houses. Reasonable, I guess. There were a lot of questionable people in our town. However, no one was allowed over at her house, either. Not even in her yard or on her driveway. This was because, in her words, her parents "didn't like kids." Okay. One friend of ours managed to see into her house a few times. Apparently all the furniture was always covered in plastic, and everything was dark.

We went maybe a month without seeing her outside of school, which was normal. One weekend, a friend and I saw her walking down the sidewalk and she told us that her father had died. Her mom told her that he 'started bleeding from the inside after he ate some crayons she didn't clean up,' and that it was her fault for not cleaning well enough.

She lived in the same house until after high school. She hardly ever spoke and when she did, it was just a whisper. She sort of seemed like a small child a lot of the time, with how she acted and pronounced words. If I weren't just a clueless kid then, I probably would have said something to someone.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 22 09:32:04 2014 No.12244926,14 [View] >>12244926,13 this one was kind of sad and sounds like a stereotypical sad shy girl heroine from my japanese porn powerpoints. they're best girls btw.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 22 09:35:51 2014 No.12244926,15 [View] >>12244926,14 Yeah she sounds pretty fuckable. Prime target for a mind break (this one's a sadpanda reference) if you ask me

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 22 09:37:46 2014 No.12244926,16 [View] >>12244926,11 As expected, all sick as hell fetishes stem from childhood molestation.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 22 09:39:50 2014 No.12244926,17 [View] >>12244926,16 That's a fakepost you arrogant nong,

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 22 09:42:16 2014 No.12244926,18 [View] >>12244926,17 How can you tell?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 22 09:42:56 2014 No.12244926,19 [View] >>12244926,12 hot! >tfw never live the dream

Anonymous Fri Sep 26 10:14:26 2014 No.12244926,20 [INTERNAL]

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Damnit. God damnit. I was about to go to bed right now, like really just a few minutes ago, when I was woken up by this loud ass chainsaw-like noise. It sounded like a little two-stroke engine being run at fulll throttle. Around here there's only one person who could make that noise, and that's my asshat neighbor with his landscape business. After the revving noise, I felt a few bumps on the wall, so I looked outside to see what was happening. This asshole moved his work trucks from his driveway across the street to the street in front of my house and was cleaning my yard or doing fuck all to the yard and house. This is so fucking annoying. As I type this I can literally hear and feel somebody walking on my roof, stomping with some big ass clumsy steps.

Nobody asked him to do anything at all. He just all of the sudden decided to do this shit right as I'm trying to sleep. This is fucking ridiculous. On one of the days that I actually felt tired enough to go to sleep easily, this happens.

And now I can hear another obnoxiously loud revving noise.

It's not even just him out there though. It's him and his two sons, both of which are also utter fuckheads. A few years ago they literally destroyed the mailbox, they constantly litter in other peoples yards and on the street, and their friends are equally as annoying, yelling at me when I drive past them. Worst of all they all enjoy trap music because that's all I fucking hear around them.

I am so fucking sick of these neighbors.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 26 10:57:32 2014 No.12244926,21 [View] >>12244926,20 Sounds like maybe you should murder them. There's no way around it.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 26 11:23:55 2014 No.12244926,22 [View] >>12244926,20 What's trap music?

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 26 14:35:45 2014 No.12244926,23 [View] >>12244926,22 I've been hearing this term a lot lately, still haven't bothered looking up whatever the fuck trap music is though.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 26 14:55:58 2014 No.12244926,24 [View] >>12244926,22 >>12244926,23 originally it was niggers rapping over other nigger beats but now it's phat synthed rick ross style production

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 26 18:03:06 2014 No.12244926,25 [View] >>12244926,22 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2F6d6crjRyU Normally I don't say stuff like this, but basically Trap music is like super nigger music.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 10 16:56:00 2024 No.12244926,26 [View] merorin

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