/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>43608860
I just make noises at monster girls to get attention works every time.

Reminder that having "tired eyes" is a valid excuse for a monster to pursue you!

>>43608850
>Hellwan is not a centaur!
Neither are Dragons but that's doesn't stop people, ganbatte anon!

>>43608865
I have tired eyes even when not tired
This is racism

>>43608865
>Why are you so tired Anon?

>>43608865
I have kms eyes

>>43608864
Does your wife appreciate you doing that to other monstergirls in public?

>>43608865
The bags under my eyes are none of her business

>>43608867
Tired emotionally still counts!

what about frumpy mgs?

>>43608832
Brave but foolish anon, she will stand up eventually and swing you around her waist to the front like a hula hoop and grab you. You're getting amazon pressed.

>>43608850
>Hellwan is not a centaur!
She is now.

>>43608871
>monstergirls sense your extreme depression and suicidal ideation
>it literally causes heads to turn within a certain range
>a few brave monstergirls approach you, asking what's wrong
>enough girls crowd around to devise a plan of action
>since none of them are quite your type, they decide to escort you to MGC General Hospital
>there, you're brought to the Mindflayer psychiatric staff for proper treatment

>>43608876
Try telling your wife that, anon. I'm sure it'd go well.

>>43608894
Miss Lich what have you created this time this got to stop.

has any mg content made you emotional tho?

was the last thing you fapped to mg related?

>>43608924
most of the time

>>43608923
Most of it actually, I cry reading some of Magus's shit. I just wish we had a world where everyone got their happy ending and didn't have to live in miserable hellholes and die just to make some rich cunts richier

>>43608905
Wonder what a flayer psych would do if they saw you had a massive hypno mind control fetish and liked abyssals a lot

>>43608865
Would they really go after someone who barely reciprocates their advances? Someone who is world-weary and just quietly resigned themselves to the way their life turned out?

>>43608956
weresheep and dormice, yeah

>>43608956
Boogy bait
You will be dragged into a bed and snuggled until your mind is happy mush

>>43608923
MG stuff as a whole brings out emotions in me
Normal life is difficult

>>43608970
But there's too many depressed humans for a Bogey to single me out in particular.

>>43608973
>Normal life is difficult
is it tho?

>>43608950
Well, if they weren't married, they'd probably ask you out on a date after they helped fix you

>>43608956
You're prime pamper-bait
>>43608977
Checked
It could always be worse, that's true

>>43608907
I don't have a wife. Do I just yell it at monsters in public instead?

>>43608950
Orgasm uncontrollably. I'd probably be in trouble if I ever came across one myself.

>>43608976
The Bogey Horde will make all children smile!

>>43608977
definitely one of the cozier times to be alive in the scheme of human existence.

>>43608905
>By the time the flaying is done and over with, she's crying

>>43608844
yeah but it's usually the monsters saying them

I want a Succubus with gigantic tits so I can make fun of her for being more cow than demon.

>>43609077
You’re cruising’ for a bruisin’ anon.
Specifically on your pelvis when she mindbreaks you with her tits.

>>43609084
HAHA, DUMB COW DEMON HAS FAKE TITS SO HARD THEY CAN LEAVE A BRUISE!

>>43609084
rip anon, concussed by bowling balls

>>43609096
It’s funny that there is a actual cow demon who is most likely into Shotas who is a choco skinned mamono since they live near the desert kingdom.

>>43609096
>Anon wasnt heard from for several days
>was later recovered in a matango pit

>>43609125
>The matangos put him in a mushroom costume as some weird form of a wedding suit
Yes this is a reference to a old translation about the matangos.

>>43609096
You know natural tits can also do that if they’re big and heavy enough and with the proper amount of force right?

>>43609141
I won't fall for your silicone lies, implant demon.

>>43609141
Anon is trying to troll beings far stronger than himself
Let him learn it hard way

I wanna be indebted to a Tanuki addicted to Holst Milk who takes great pleasure in extorting sex out of a boy young enough to be her son.
Cougar ‘nuki with a huge tits and a huger ass.

>>43609154
i saw it, rl lady was able to flatten cans with her tits

>>43609161
Why not just be her husband?
Pregnant nukis also get big tits and ass

>>43609169
nuki and rata get off to coercion

>>43609176
What greater coercion is there besides "take responsibility or else"?

You can't bruise my lap with giant tits, that just doesn't make any sense. Breasts are soft pillows, there's no way they can plap hard enough to do that!