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>> No.40295009

>>40294960
I'd let her shoot me

>> No.40295010

>>40294975
She was a crack shot in her regiment back in the Wendigo Wars, anon

>> No.40295054

A white horn's coat has slits on each side, so that when you hold onto her for a ride, you can grab her bare body by slipping your hands inside the slits. It's especially convenient when it's cold outside.

>> No.40295063

How do office monsters hunt their prey?

>> No.40295067
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40295067

>>40295054
Her coat is so pretty...

>> No.40295097

>>40294960
oh no, its der freishutz!

>> No.40295103

>>40295063
in vino veritas

>> No.40295104

>>40295067
Truly the most beloved resident of winterstown

>> No.40295112

>>40295063
Through aggressive 'high priority' Jira tickets.

>> No.40295131

>>40295104
But anon, with all the kids going home for the summer she's going to go into one of her "moods"

>> No.40295132
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40295132

Good morning sirs

>> No.40295138

>>40295063
The high ranking ones prey on those with authority anxiety

>> No.40295158

>>40295138
>they don't even do anything mean or demeaning
>they just like to watch you squirm

>> No.40295164

>>40295138
>what lonely tired OLs in upper management tell themselves when they see another batch of freshies seduce and pull their male senpais away

>> No.40295180

>>40295138
>demon bursts into your cubicle
>scares the piss out of you
>ANON!
>y-yes?
>good job on that report, keep it up
>hear her chuckle while she struts away

>> No.40295199

>>40295180
Time to file an HR report

>> No.40295207
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40295207

Fit cats!

>> No.40295212

>>40295199
she hasn't done anything wrong anon, and that would be making a fuss and you wouldn't want to do that right?

>> No.40295214

>>40295207
>I heard your porn addiction is powerful! Let me fight it!

>> No.40295222

>>40295207
The best cats
>>40295214
I trust she would win.

>> No.40295309

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FbbXtLJJF9A
Demons are best when they're mega dorks

>> No.40295318

>>40295131
There's only one way to fix that right?
Give her more kids!

>> No.40295329

>>40295309
Cute dummy 4-eyed demon

>> No.40295347

>>40295212
I'm sure the fuss can't be that bad

>> No.40295487

>>40292480
>Sphinx

>Wake up
>"What has a tail and paws. Loves men but has never been with one?"
>"W-what?"
>"Wrong! It's me! Now let me take of those pants of yours."

>> No.40295525

I hope kc makes a kuchisake-onna or futakuchi-onna next.

>> No.40295575
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40295575

Sex with dead little girls

>> No.40295626
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40295626

>>40295575
Sex with dead WOMEN

>> No.40295652

>>40275740
You deserve everything that's coming to you slut

>> No.40295677

>>40295626
no matter how fancy you dress, you will always be a womanlet miss lich

>> No.40295849

>>40295677
You could have asked for a tall Lich more politely.

>> No.40295927

>>40295677
>>40295849
And now she's crying.

>> No.40295939

>>40295849
but I dont want a tall lich. i will tease my womanlet fancy pants lich before princess carrying her to our crypt

>> No.40295951

>>40295939
The nice thing about undead is you can mix and match parts. She can be tall today and then tomorrow you can swap in womanlet limbs.

>> No.40296025

>>40295951
nah. my lich will stay a womanlet, just how I like her

>> No.40296181

>>40295849
Need me a 9 foot tall dracolich.

>> No.40296234

>>40296181
9 foot dracolichlet. The feet are attached to her short 9 legs.

>> No.40296239

>>40295138
>>40295158
>tell your Apophis boss you really need to get back to work and try to make it to the door
>she closes it with her tail
>starts talking about how your such a hard worker
>slowly pushes the tip of her tail through your shirt and up to your face to caress it

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40296527

>ywn drink the Fallen God's girlcum.
>ywn mind break after praying to her
>ywn pray every day instead of masturbating but achieve the same result

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40296864

>>40292480
>>cheshire cat
this fucking cat, WHY CAN'T I STOP THINKING ABOUT HER AND WHY CAN'T SHE STOP APPEARING IN MY HEAD AAAAAA

>wake up
>see a purple and black haired woman with cat ears looming over me as I lie on the ground
>she has a smug smile on her face
>time stops for a second while thinking process goes off
>remember
>its the fucking cheshire cat that lives rent free in my head all the time
>she's so smug about it because she finally manifested herself in front of me
>take revenge on her by brutally headpatting her

>> No.40297000

>>40296527
>masturbate while praying to the fallen goddess
That's how you get a fallen angel assigned to you to "cleanse" you of your sins.

>> No.40297086

>>40296864
You fool!
She will ovulate on the spot!

>> No.40297238

>>40297086
>She will ovulate on the spot!
Does this mean if I headpat a monster girl she will start ovulating? What happens if you headpat a echidna?

>> No.40297256

>>40297238
Doubles offspring on next impregnation, better be careful.

>> No.40297349

>>40297000
But I am not masturbating. I am orgasming just from praying to her!

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40297561

>>40296864
I still can't stop thinking about those petit chesire feet, the faggotkot mememagic is real

>> No.40298085

>>40295575
>Sex with dead little girls
Undead lolis erotic
https://imgbox.com/lLhrbAcl

>> No.40298359

Where did my pp go?

>> No.40298384

>>40298359
you kept using the only move you know: mastubate

>> No.40298488

>>40298384
a monster must have stolen it away and, yeah.... ShEs using it like a dildo

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