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>>40294960I'd let her shoot me
>>40294975She was a crack shot in her regiment back in the Wendigo Wars, anon
A white horn's coat has slits on each side, so that when you hold onto her for a ride, you can grab her bare body by slipping your hands inside the slits. It's especially convenient when it's cold outside.
How do office monsters hunt their prey?
>>40295054Her coat is so pretty...
>>40294960oh no, its der freishutz!
>>40295063in vino veritas
>>40295067Truly the most beloved resident of winterstown
>>40295063Through aggressive 'high priority' Jira tickets.
>>40295104But anon, with all the kids going home for the summer she's going to go into one of her "moods"
Good morning sirs
>>40295063The high ranking ones prey on those with authority anxiety
>>40295138>they don't even do anything mean or demeaning >they just like to watch you squirm
>>40295138>what lonely tired OLs in upper management tell themselves when they see another batch of freshies seduce and pull their male senpais away
>>40295138>demon bursts into your cubicle>scares the piss out of you>ANON!>y-yes?>good job on that report, keep it up>hear her chuckle while she struts away
>>40295180Time to file an HR report
Fit cats!
>>40295199she hasn't done anything wrong anon, and that would be making a fuss and you wouldn't want to do that right?
>>40295207>I heard your porn addiction is powerful! Let me fight it!
>>40295207The best cats>>40295214I trust she would win.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FbbXtLJJF9ADemons are best when they're mega dorks
>>40295131There's only one way to fix that right?Give her more kids!
>>40295309Cute dummy 4-eyed demon
>>40295212I'm sure the fuss can't be that bad
>>40292480>Sphinx>Wake up>"What has a tail and paws. Loves men but has never been with one?">"W-what?">"Wrong! It's me! Now let me take of those pants of yours."
I hope kc makes a kuchisake-onna or futakuchi-onna next.
Sex with dead little girls
>>40295575Sex with dead WOMEN
>>40275740You deserve everything that's coming to you slut
>>40295626no matter how fancy you dress, you will always be a womanlet miss lich
>>40295677You could have asked for a tall Lich more politely.
>>40295677>>40295849And now she's crying.
>>40295849but I dont want a tall lich. i will tease my womanlet fancy pants lich before princess carrying her to our crypt
>>40295939The nice thing about undead is you can mix and match parts. She can be tall today and then tomorrow you can swap in womanlet limbs.
>>40295951nah. my lich will stay a womanlet, just how I like her
>>40295849Need me a 9 foot tall dracolich.
>>402961819 foot dracolichlet. The feet are attached to her short 9 legs.
>>40295138>>40295158>tell your Apophis boss you really need to get back to work and try to make it to the door >she closes it with her tail>starts talking about how your such a hard worker>slowly pushes the tip of her tail through your shirt and up to your face to caress it
>ywn drink the Fallen God's girlcum.>ywn mind break after praying to her>ywn pray every day instead of masturbating but achieve the same result
>>40292480>>cheshire catthis fucking cat, WHY CAN'T I STOP THINKING ABOUT HER AND WHY CAN'T SHE STOP APPEARING IN MY HEAD AAAAAA>wake up>see a purple and black haired woman with cat ears looming over me as I lie on the ground>she has a smug smile on her face>time stops for a second while thinking process goes off>remember>its the fucking cheshire cat that lives rent free in my head all the time>she's so smug about it because she finally manifested herself in front of me>take revenge on her by brutally headpatting her
>>40296527>masturbate while praying to the fallen goddessThat's how you get a fallen angel assigned to you to "cleanse" you of your sins.
>>40296864You fool!She will ovulate on the spot!
>>40297086>She will ovulate on the spot!Does this mean if I headpat a monster girl she will start ovulating? What happens if you headpat a echidna?
>>40297238Doubles offspring on next impregnation, better be careful.
>>40297000But I am not masturbating. I am orgasming just from praying to her!
>>40296864I still can't stop thinking about those petit chesire feet, the faggotkot mememagic is real
>>40295575>Sex with dead little girlsUndead lolis erotichttps://imgbox.com/lLhrbAcl
Where did my pp go?
>>40298359you kept using the only move you know: mastubate
>>40298384a monster must have stolen it away and, yeah.... ShEs using it like a dildo