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>>22794551
A dungeon

>>22794540
i can fight back, they won't bother me anymore if i can run away afterwards, right?

>>22794562
Damn, it must be a treat for her when she puts her tongue in his unwashed mouth and pulls out a tonsil stone.

>>22794579
Well, see the doujin here >>22794377 for reference

>>22794500
Which monster is your waifu?

I need big paws on my face.

>>22794540
What sort of neighborhood has a lilim, let alone more than one?

>>22794648
summer home for royalty?

>>22794607
well, it's not like they can RAPE rape me, right? i'll just have to keep turning away from her advances and she'll give up. plus this guy made the mistake of using a chain-lock instead of a real lock on the door

>>22794540
What if I'm unattractive in terms of both my personality and my looks? There's no way they'd rape me then.

>>22794609
Hellhound.

>>22790138
>does everything to look after you personally
It's kind of funny that Dracula himself did things for his guest like cooking and making the bed in the original novel

>>22794655
Shirohebi in particular actually prefer to give subtle signals until you try to fuck them first. If they don't think there's any chance in hell you'll love em back then they may back off but if the lust is intense enough (about a 50/50 chance) she'll burn your mana until she's basically your entire world.
>>22794654
Some of them probably don't care, like a regular ol slime girl, I doubt they have standards as high as Demons do

>>22794621
Pap

>>22794678
I think you got those replies switched around.

Whatever happened to the "Hellhound Animal Control" story? I can't seem to find it archived anywhere.

>>22794697
Whoops

>>22794704
No.

If you go down on the monster, is it better to swallow as much of the pussy juice as you can, or let it go all over your face?

>>22794743
Face so she cleans you up.

If I hand over a baphomet or lilim to the Chief God, can I get them back once they are turned into nuns? Or at least get an archangel for a wife?

>>22794768
Chief God is more likely to straight up kill them. Take them to a monster church if you want them turned into nuns.

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember to bring a big girl to a small bed for better snuggling.

>>22794687
Those are some meaty paws.

>>22794672
The concept of a haughty vampire countessa making your bed for you because she doesn't want to leave it to her servants is extremely cute.

>>22794768
any angel from the chief god will want you culled

>>22794215
what if they went to a marriage counselor?

>>22794791
That sounds like it would just get uncomfortable to her and I'd have to lie on top of her. I can do the same on a big bed and she'll be comfier.

Pelvis smash!

>>22794777
>Chief God is more likely to straight up kill them.
well that doesn't seem very nice.

>>22794820
>I'd have to lie on top of her
Many ochis claim that is one of the only safe places for their lords to sleep.

>>22794825
I'd do that to a big, strongfat ochi while the other's look on jealously...till their sleeping arangement comes up

>>22794827
I can’t go to bed! There’s a monster in my closet! Its an alp

>>22794837
Then bring her to bed.
No issue of her being in the closet if she's in your bed.

>>22794802
All the better to hug you with

Do wendis like their bacon crispy or chewy?

>>22794910
Ask em

>>22794910
>Make crispy bacon for wendi
>She gobbles it up and asks to try it chewy
>You make her another batch and she devours it again.
>She'd like to try it crispy again, just to be sure.....

>>22794190
A Nord's last thoughts, should be of home.

How does your waifu feel about the "throw small things into the waifu's cleavage" game?

>>22794935
Careful, or you'll end up with some chubby Wendis.

>>22794948
she told me she's not a backboard

>>22794963
I want a smol Rata to use blackmail to dominate me. As her mofuslave, if she sends me a message to come over and brush it, I have to drop everything and shamelessly make excuses.

>>22794948
Mild annoyance and pouting.

>>22794952
It’s fine. The little daughters burn lots of energy exploring the woods. If the mother Wendigo gets a little heavy, it will go to all the right places, and her hubby can always help with a little extra exercise

>>22794977
She doesn't have to blackmail me, I'll just come over and do it

I want to train an underdog monster girl to help her defeat the musclegirl boxing champion.

Anyone know if Monster Musume is getting a S2 in 2020?

Because this would be a pretty good year for MGs if it did.

>>22794986
The power imbalance is important to give her the confidence to request such acts with only a small but increasing chance of me picking her up and bending her over some furniture for her impudence.

>>22794672
That's because vampires are based caring night lords of hospitality who deserve praise and not torches and pitch forks