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>> No.20889111 [View]

>>20889096
Me I just slid down gracefully when I realized I couldn't keep my balance. The way of ukemi serves a man well in these climes.
I wonder if Winter Town has a dojo.

>> No.20889131 [View]

>>20889111
They have some but they're grappling specialists.

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>>20889111
Try walking like a penguin, Anon.

As for me I'll just check our the gym

>> No.20889150 [View]

>>20889144
Penguin Style kungfu, huh...

>> No.20889157 [View]

>>20889150
>Kamina, Options!

>> No.20889158 [View]
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>>20889150
You got get accused of cultural appropriation and get forced to pay reparations.

>> No.20889169 [View]

>>20889158
Sorry but I've got the Sneering Imperialist perk.

>> No.20889177 [View]
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>>20889158

>> No.20889181 [View]

>>20889158
Why is the one girl poking the other’s thigh?

>> No.20889192 [View]

>>20889169
I don't think you understand, anon.
They're going to take the reparations in cum.

>> No.20889194 [View]

>>20889181
>Ahh, fat!

>> No.20889232 [View]

>>20889177
>Vicious Sergal eats penguin and wears its skin

>> No.20889261 [View]

>>20889192
They will never catch me with their wobbly walk.

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>>20889086

>> No.20889288 [View]
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>>20889232

>> No.20889299 [View]

>>20880778
>how so?
La Douleur Exquise

>> No.20889301 [View]

Friendly reminder that loli monster bodies (especially loli monster nipples) make excellent stress/fidget toys.

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>>20889301
Messy monster bed heads are even better.

>> No.20889339 [View]

I want a Oppai-loli but I hate farmwork, why Marune, why

>> No.20889344 [View]

>>20887600
Lim has a nice 1911. Are those custom grips?

>> No.20889356 [View]

>>20889339
just find a gremlin to build a machine that farms for you and then find a oppai-loli to impress her with your "farming skills", it'll work guaranteed

>> No.20889367 [View]

>>20889339
>It's not that it's a policy decided by Marune; instead, they naturally developed that way due to having been raised on the village's produce.
I bet there is magic that does it by itself but you could probably just buy their produce.

>> No.20889435 [View]

>>20889339
Just get captured by a Hobgoblin and be her trophy husband, no farm work required.

>> No.20889447 [View]

Also about oppai-lolis, the Trolls in marune sabbath, aren't they shortstacks? They also have fat bottoms and I'm not site if Oppai-loli and shortstack are mutually exclusive

>>20889356
advanced agriculture uh? I really want to see KC introducing more technology little by little in future works, what anons want to see?

>>20889367
That is also a good option

>> No.20889459 [View]

I want to convince my Bapho imouto to wear a micro bikini around the house

>> No.20889463 [View]

>>20889447
The world guide isn't an exhaustive list of all spells or even every Sabbath that exists. I'm sure there are other spells and variants of pedomorphasis and megamorphasis that could exist not to mention the whole wish fulfillment aspect that if pedomorphasis is cast on a girl married to someone who likes oppai lols who knows if it wouldn't take that into account. You could also just marry a Holst which are known to become oppai lolis anyway.

>> No.20889464 [View]

>>20889447
No idea. All i know is i love Shortstacks and Pai-lolis.

>> No.20889504 [View]

>>20889447
A shortstack is a full grown woman who is just short in all but the right spots.

The troll is a pai loli as she has a fat chest AND a fat bottom while looking very young

>> No.20889506 [View]

>>20887957
>>esdeath herself does super shitty stuff for no goddamn reason and then dies
>Implying she didn't fake her death then dyed her hair white and got red contacts

>> No.20889514 [View]
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>Jabberwock tentacles will sometimes snag a bit of food of your plate if you're not looking
>Jabberwock says they sometimes get a mind of their own when they see something delicious
>When asked how they can see with no eyes, she gets nervous and stumbles on her words "th-they just do!"
They don't have a mind of their own. She just says that as an excuse.
Be sure to order extra when you go out to eat!

>> No.20889515 [View]

>>20889504
so wait whats the difference between a Hag-pai-lolis and a Shortstack?

>> No.20889516 [View]

>>20889515
Hag pai lolis still look like young girls while shortstacks look like older women.

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>>20889516
Would Draphs be considered shortstacks or Pai-lolis?

>> No.20889530 [View]

>>20887930
I know this is an old post but, what mg would do this? Bait me into a long sweaty night of breeding with some nice pc specs.

>> No.20889542 [View]

>>20889528
Shortstacks, they are nowhere near being lolis.

>> No.20889550 [View]

>>20889542
thank you for clarification then.

>> No.20889555 [View]

>>20889528
I want to be princess carried by a shortstack.

>> No.20889566 [View]
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what's your waifu's fighting style and where did she learn it?

>> No.20889571 [View]

>>20889566
Dragon Claw. She was born to it.

>> No.20889573 [View]

>>20889566
Even better question: Can your waifu sing? What type of music does she like to sing to? Does she play any musical instruments?

>> No.20889576 [View]

>>20889514
Would totally spoil that adorable dork. I've always loved the thoughts of her making excuses for her tentacles acting that way, it's super cute.

>> No.20889578 [View]

>>20889576
I can see a tsun Medusa making the same excuses when one of her snake hair kisses you.

>> No.20889581 [View]

>>20889573
No, she can't sing. Singing is for birds and things. She can shout though.

>> No.20889593 [View]

>>20889514
Cutie thick wife. Gonna take her to a pastry shop when she claims she's on a diet and watch her sweat nervously.

>> No.20889606 [View]

>>20889566
She likes to whip things with her tail and she also breathes a lot of fire. She learned it from her ojou sister.

>> No.20889623 [View]

>>20889606
>>20889571
So many dragonfags.

>> No.20889628 [View]

>>20889623
could be salamanders being Drakoboos.

>> No.20889652 [View]

>>20889628
Nah she's a Dragon, can confirm.

>> No.20889653 [View]

>>20889628
Nope, it's super cute dragons.

>> No.20889664 [View]

>>20889652
>>20889653
I stand corrected.