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>> No.20402250 [View]
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>>20402207
Welp I fucked that up
here is the thing anyway

>> No.20402258 [View]

>>20402145
>Modern Warfare nuke scene but instead it’s a dark matter and everyone is just horny instead of, Uh, nuked

>> No.20402259 [View]

>>20401871
>woo
>verb
>try to gain the love of (someone, typically a woman), especially with a view to marriage.

>> No.20402263 [View]

>>20402246
I don’t want a large group of succubi, I want a group of large succubi!

>> No.20402264 [View]

>>20402259
How the fuck do you accidentally "woo" someone

>> No.20402268 [View]

>>20402120
I never used to like that position but it's became one of my favourites in recent months.

>> No.20402269 [View]

>>20402264
Like in corpse bride

>> No.20402274 [View]
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>>20402264
Sounds like the plot of every harem anime ever.

>> No.20402278 [View]

>>20402250
>Mari dressed as Akuma
Somewhere, Beast is crying.

>> No.20402298 [View]

>>20402246
they don't look friendly

>> No.20402336 [View]

https://www.melonbooks.co.jp/detail/detail.php?product_id=445368

>> No.20402366 [View]

>>20402298
They are, trust me.

>> No.20402473 [View]

>>20402258
>Instead of the guy bleeding out he's passing out before a monstergirl picks him up

Good end

>> No.20402499 [View]

>>20402473
I want a ultra muscular MG to softly pick me up and carry me from the battlefield to nurse me to health and settle down with me.

>> No.20402504 [View]
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>>20402473
Nice.

>> No.20402539 [View]

>>20402366
why would i trust you? I don't trust strangers.

>> No.20402569 [View]

>>20402539
I'm your friend, trust me, anon.

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>>20402569

>> No.20402680 [View]

>>20402499
any particular kind?

>> No.20402682 [View]

>>20402569
I don't have friends.

>> No.20402698 [View]

https://i.4cdn.org/d/1544508261020.png
Someone got an amazing Rata delivery. Don't mind it being /d/, it's not futa or anything and it's just a vanilla footjob.

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>>20402698
Excellent.

>> No.20402747 [View]

>>20402698
Fool me once shame on you
Fool me twice shame on me

>> No.20402750 [View]

>>20402747
Don't be so paranoid.

>> No.20402774 [View]

>>20402747
It's what it says in the post you nerd.

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>> No.20402842 [View]
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>>20402682

>> No.20402844 [View]

>>20402820
I'm not proud of the things I want to do to those two.

>> No.20402845 [DELETED]  [View]

>>20402774
>>20402750
Fuck off you faggots

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>>20402845
Since you're so hardheaded, I guess I'll take one for the team.

>> No.20402863 [View]

>>20402844
I bet you want to do something really embarrassing like laser tag

>> No.20402867 [View]

>>20402857
Send us a postcard from your vacation.

>> No.20402875 [View]

What Sabbath would interact the best with the modern world?

>> No.20402877 [View]

>>20402863
How scandalous!

>> No.20402880 [View]

>>20402842
Fuck you ghost, I'm way too pissed off to die.

>> No.20402881 [View]

>>20402875
Grelia.

>> No.20402890 [View]

>>20402863
Yeah that's it, laser tag. No really, I get entire rough scenarios playing out in my mind every time I see those two. Part of me is tempted to commission either a story or art based on them.

>> No.20402899 [View]

>>20402844
Naked Turkish wrestling?

>> No.20402901 [View]

>>20402880
Don’t you have demons to be dealing with?

>> No.20402906 [View]

>>20402890
Do it.
Fucking do it.

>> No.20402915 [View]

Gonna impregnate the oppai sabbath!

>> No.20402936 [View]

>>20402915
gonna impregnate an oppai loli wendi-chan and make even more oppai loli wendi-chan.

>> No.20402941 [View]

>>20402899
If that includes choking, hair pulling, ass slapping and fucking them on every surface in the house as hard as possible then yeah lets go with turkish wrestling.
>>20402906
I've just got to stop being poor and find someone who's okay with doing it then.

>> No.20402946 [View]

>>20402936
Exactly.
It gets you a cute daughteru and an even bustier waifu

>> No.20402966 [View]

>>20401110
The vampire cause is the best cause

>> No.20402978 [View]

Friendly reminder that there is only one true way to make sure your monstergirl daughterus don't end up married to some abusive weirdo or worse, alone. Dick the daughteru anon, that way you can be sure she'll always be happy!

>> No.20402986 [View]

>>20402978
Friendly reminder that monsters can instinctively sense if a man is gonna be a bad husband and incestniggers are mentally ill.

>> No.20402993 [View]

>>20400792
I want to heal a grey jubjub

>> No.20403003 [View]

>>20402978
You are the only anon i wouldnt want to date my daughterus. they can discern bad men from good, but i will make sure they know your bad.