/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>16623280
Yeah I'd help her groom herself if she needed my help. Although she's probably too haughty and prideful to ask.

>>16623343
That's why you've got to make the first move.

>>16622823
>The Legend of Porcine Joe, P'Orc Warlord.

>>16623348
How do you make the first move with a Griffon?

>>16623358
After you've climbed up a tall mountain to their nest?

Just move slowly, gently, towards her.

Hold out your hand, let her study your face for your intent, then if she bows her head slightly, you can pat her.

Like this basically.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HpsHtzZid6k

>>16623370
Sounds easy enough. What if I fuck up?

>>16623358
Assuming you're already together, you ambush her from behind with the brush. She can't say "no" if you're already grooming it.
If you don't already know her, >>16623370.

>>16623375
Rape.

>>16623375
>What if I fuck up?
Rape.

Assuming she's a wild Griffon, she'll get a bit rough with you to assert her dominance.

>>16623370
I would do that, but instead of patting her I would flip the bird. Then laugh at my own joke.

Hopefully she won't get upset.

>>16623388
Given that that only works when spoken aloud in English, you're getting raped.
Or tossed off the mountain.

>>16623378
>>16623384
That's gotta hurt the pelvis for a while. Given the size and strength of a griffon maybe even hinder walking ability.

>>16623243
Should get Automaton in a few days.

>>16623397
Well Griffons are dangerous Anon.

A bruised pelvis and a few light scratches are getting off easily.

>>16623001
Well, Cheshires are really mean girls who like to play nasty pranks.

This is a joke. Please don't beat me

>>16623404
That's kinda risky when all I wanted to do was help her groom herself. Damn, better wear some padding or something.

>>16623395
Even if she tossed me out, I would climb it again to apologize. This time I'd do anything she wanted as an apology, even clean her lair and things lika that.

>>16623405
What if a Cheshire pranked you by leaving you a love letter and then never showing up only to invisibly stalk you home and wake you up that night with her fat ass in your face and your dick in her mouth?

>>16623412
Maybe you can find a civilized city Griffon in a business suit.

You can ask her for the time and when she goes to check, you can surprise her with a head-pat.

>>16623280
Griffons have been on my mind way too much lately, I want to be one's treasure so bad.

>>16623401
I hope.

>>16623415
What if you ask a Cheshire on a date. She never shows up and you look humiliated and sad all alone in that restaurant. Then for you to go home and cry yourself to sleep but wake up in the morning to a smug cat taking care of your morning wood?

>>16623420
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uzO2mi4uHAs

>>16623425
I would refrain from cumming and throw her out as punish for what she did.

>>16623415
>You will never have a Cheshire Cat bully and tease you with her fat cat ass, until you can't take it any longer and take your sexual frustrations on it when it appears in your mailbox one day.

>>16623429
Don't worry now. Chesires are actually loving girls. That was a horrible and mean prank she played on you. But now you have a cute Chesire girl who wants you to rest your head on her lap while she strokes your head. Telling you how much she loves you, how you're safe now with her and she's so super sorry for what she did.

>>16623432
>At your tiny office cubicle, working for Tanuki Corp.
>A light scent of lavender, and the presence of something above you is the only warning you get.
>A Large, rear end in a lacy purple outfit, presses itself down against you head.
>Before you know it, your head is sandwiched between the desk and a round feline posterior.
>Her tail is swishing back and forth in your vision.
>"Nya, hope you don't mind if I take a seat here, I couldn't find another chair."
>Before you can protest, she disappears in a flash of purple light, leaving you lying, face on your desk, just as your manager walks into your cubicle.
>"Anon, you're not being paid to take a nap. Wake up, I'm still waiting for those stock reports."

Damn magical Purplecat.

>>16623432
>implying that's not what the Chesire wants

The Chesire cat wins every time.

>>16623462
That's why you use a condom.

>>16623474
That's evil. Even for a Chesire. Promise me you'd never do that.

>>16623456
Yeah, I don't trust her.

>>16623477
I can't.

>>16623477
Pranks beget pranks.

>>16623478
Trust her anon. It's not a trick. It's like when a girl dominates her husband and afterwards she cuddles him and makes sure he's alright. Chesire cats do the same.

>>16623432
>>16623459
I bet she's a masochist that wants her asshole to be ravaged like an onahole.

>>16623474
You're missing out on the opportunity that is taking care of a litter of cute, teleporting Cheshire Kittens.

>>16623492
Yeah right. What if I'm laying on her lap and she teleports away, giving me a scare and making me fall? I might have to prank her too if she keeps up.

>>16623494
I don't want a shitty smugcat to have my kids.

>>16623493
She's like a switch, she'll be the dominant one in your 'relationship' until you take charge and punish that fat cat ass.

After giving her rear end a good pounding, she'll be purring like a content kitty cat.

It's still winter

I want to date a cute little kitty cat!

>>16623495
She'd never do that. It's way too mean.

Although I just got an idea where you're fucking a Chesire. And when you're just about to blow your load inside her. She teleports away, causing your load to go all over your crotch.

>>16623507
Hey, that's her loss.
Hopefully she won't cry when she learns that I'm masturbating instead of having sex with her.

>>16623501
Osiimi should draw more thicc MGE girls when he/she's not drawing thicc Tamamos.

>>16623506
I want to be as lucky as Mr. 63.

>>16623517
I-I will not be tempted by stacked, fat-bottomed Foxes.

>>16622588
You made my night.

>>16623523
I knew you had good taste anonymous, but I'm not so sure about your luck.

So I was just running through a converastion I had last night and just felt like sketching up a Nureonago.
Hope it looks good to you guys.

>>16623537
not bad

>>16623534
I know my luck is shit, but just once, I want to know what its like to be snu snud.
>>16623537
I personally think it looks good, everything about it looks good in fact especially that you took the time to make a background/scene for it, good work anon.