/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>14439765
I want to be served Tim Horton's coffee by a yeti with a cute newfie accent and curly hair!

>>14438560
Read a lot. Get an idea. Plan out a beginning, middle and end. Write within a framework, and add whatever new ideas you get along the way. Save it and return the next day. Change whatever you see fit, update your word choice and make sure your writing flows. Then proofread and post.

Seriously, reading is the best way to learn to write. There are guides and helpful tips all over the place too. it just takes enthusiasm. If you genuinely want to write, you're already good enough to give it a try.

>>14439765
>>14439929
I want to challenge a jiang shi with a heavy chinese accent to a kung fu battle!

>>14439929
I want to take her out for some Timbits and poutine and watch Hockey Night in Canada together

>>14439923
I hope you can handle all that grape

>>14439946
>not making your own poutine from scratch

Tu es tardif, non?

>>14439949
Pudgy grape snake is best grape snake

>>14439949
By the time we're done, I'm going to be sweaty, panting and spent, and her tits are going to be white.

>>14439935
>Oh herro prease! You wan kung fu figh?

>>14439977
>Tits white
>Not a bulging belly from all love you have her

>>14439998
I dub her Chinglish

>>14439977
>>14440013
Weirdos, you don't impregnate the chubby old awkward boss.

>>14440013
Anon, what kind of guy do you take me for?
That's not going to happen the first time. It's gonna take a few more sessions for that.

>>14440023
>chubby old awkward boss
I dunno man, that sounds like impregnation material to me.
It also sounds like wife material.
And now I'm imagining her being a huge dork and using "girlfriend material' as part of a pick up line.

>>14440023
Like hell I won't.

She's going to be done every day of the week by me in her office till she's an old, awkward, chubby, pregnant boss

>>14440026
Good man.
Make sure everyone can see your hard work tomorrow when she goes into work with a suit straining at her stomach

>>14440036
To do that I'd need to wait until she ends up getting pregnant.
I guess it's time for some pills made with raging mushroom washed down with Holst Milk and Alraune nectar.
Seriously, you know how contraceptive pills are a thing? I wouldn't be surprised if monstergirls have pills to increase the chances of pregnancy.

How are you going to financially support all of these children?

>>14440079
Save up my money from when I was a moderately priced male escort.

I want to trick neet Monster Girls into giving me 3.3 Million Dollars.

Again! Why are neet monster girls so desperate and stupid?

>>14440095
because they really liked the first one for some reason

>>14440095
DUDE.
PSYCHONAUTS THOUGH.

>>14440101
Psychonauts was good, that's true.

>>14440101
>Video Game sequels years after original tend to be shit made to cash in on nostalgia
>It's god damn Tim "3.3 Million Dollar White Privilege Man" Schafer, who's a retard who's fucked up all his recent products which are bland at best, and god awful at worst, crowdfunds so hard inafune would blush, and is BFF with Anita and made his own Crowdfunding website just to oy vey harder
>"But dude 8/10 game released years ago :)"

Again, why are neets the only group you can repeatedly scam since they never learn?

>>14440124
It's win/win for me though.
Either Psychonauts 2 is good and I get the Psychonauts sequel I've been craving for a while, or it's shit and I don't crave Psychonauts anymore.

>>14440124
At least Bloodstained show promise.

>>14440141
So did Mighty No. 9

>>14440141
I hope the music and Miriam porn will be good.

>>14440129
Star Wars fans said this when the Prequels were first announced

Sometimes it's better for things to die peacefully

>>14440143
But this is being made by people who actually worked on the castlevania games.

>>14440154
I like your priorities

>>14440094
Only moderately?

>>14440154
The latter is already pretty decent.

>>14440143
Hey it could still be good.

>>14440176
>Hey it could still be good.
Haven't you played the demo? Haven't you kept track of any of the development?

>>14440143
So here's my question: Is Mighty No. 9 actually bad, or has it just been 'ruined' because of all the SJW bullshit that one girl stirred up? I'll admit I don't follow the game religiously, but last I saw the gameplay still looked good. Not a go out and buy immediately game, but still worth getting.

>>14440175
Yeah.
I'm like the Sports Bar version of escorts.

I may not be as handsome/well built/skilled as the expensive ones but I cost a heck of a lot less without having all the problems of the cheap guys.

>>14440184
It's dash constantly plus enemy spam rooms. The music sucks, the visuals suck, and the game just isn't that fun. All of Inafune's shilling and the SJW didn't help anything.

It's bland, about a 4/10. Play the older NES Mega Mans instead.

>>14440165
I prefer to be optimistic about things rather than cynical.

>>14440194
> The music sucks
Is it bad that this usually factors into whether or not I buy a game?
Also, he should've gotten his old music comp team.

>>14440202
I'd post the video, but the whole soundtrack leaked and it's not good. Some of its really bad. Really.

The ending song is a rap and several of the backers sing in it. I wish this was a joke.

>>14440208
>A sing-along rap with all of the random backers who supported the game
No.
No, man, no.

>>14440208
>The ending song is a rap
>In a Mega Man-esque game
>With backers singing it
Jesus Fucking Christ. Thank you for not posting the video, otherwise my curiosity would have killed me.

>>14440180
I played the first demo...kind of stopped keeping track of the development after the shitstorm it started with.

I hate the point in the thread when we're out of images.

Which MG would have the tightest pussy?

>>14440202
>Is this bad
No. It means you actually care about the game instead of 'ZOMG L33T GRAFICS'. Rating a game should go:
>Gameplay (Is it fun)
>Mechanics (Does it make sense)
>Playability (does it work as intended)
>Aesthetics (Art style, music, animation, etc.)
>Replayability (Will you play again or put more than 5 hours into it)
>Graphics

>>14440228
Baphomet, they're the Mary Sue of pussies.

>>14440228
Baphomet. This is the common thought (Or at least mine) as to why she is declared as having the "Best".

>>14440208
>The ending song is a rap and several of the backers sing in it. I wish this was a joke.
Well, there's some kickstarter money I'm never getting back...

>>14440228
Either slimes because body morphing is hax, orr an onahole-sized fairy.

>>14440202
Buying a non rhythm game for soundtrack alone might be odd but I know quite a few people who fell in love with Bravely Default's ost even before they got the game.

>>14440238
All monster girls have Mary Sue powers.

>>14440246
>Bravely Default OST
I don't blame them. Personally, I can't stop listening to Love's Vagrant.