/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Did you feel scared today? Did anything frighten you?

Are you okay? Are you happy?

Can I be a forest NEET or will the government bully me into needing a job so I can give them paper money?

I want to live in the forest inside of a cute little log cabin and grow and hunt all of my own food. I could make everything I need and I would have no need for currency.

I just want to be left alone and live in the forest like a hermit.

Could you recall a NEET that used to be crying?
Now I'm flying, don't plan on falling.
If you see a woman then it's time to run, they'll break you down have you crawling.
I stay inside cause I got plans bigger than career projects.
I run with NEET soldiers that are tenga toting.
truNEETs that go hard like Rambo, wearing fatigues with the camo coating.
We watch out for bullies and then we scope em
Shoot on the NEET hater, fake Quick Draw McGraw bully, see ya later.
NEETs cradle to the grave'd you
The normals made you, but where are they when you need them to save you?
Pull down his pants, let's give him a shave, just pass the anti-bully weapon
Now we move quick and make our escape on the NEET zeppelin.

Bully looks under his cock and sees he's missing two little beans, ya know what I mean.
Now we land and we're home, back at our scene.
Nothing but dick musk is all you'll smell here, NEETs lying nude next to piss bottles and fleshlight shells.
Ring the dinner bell and make it sound as loud as you can, only food will make the NEETs come down from their dens.
TruNEETs like alcohol, ramen, white rice, and stew, now plug your nose and mop the floor as they poo.

Remember the rules: The tru stay tru, never go out, jobs are for normals and you're better than that, enjoy your lifetime because unemployment is enjoyment.
Watch for the fake though because they're like snakes, weak-willed men seeking out women and employment.
Autist, virgin, sperglord, the bullies will call you all three.
But keep it tru, get the bux, and see if they're still laughing as their taxes buy your dolls and everything's free

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