/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>11562321

>YODO

It doesn't have the same ring.

I want to have sex with Anzu's butt!

>>11107372
>>11107376
Mind you this was 4 years ago and I still used facebook then.
I forgot that I had them listed as my employer. One of the guys noticed and emailed me to remove it in particular because I was posting things like statuses about my penis, which I thought was pretty funny and also posted on facebook. Then he got turbomad and told me I had "some real fuckin' nerve" so I dropped all emails from their domain and never heard from him again.

Why is she such a slut?

This is the designated thread for discussion of the NEET/Hikikomori lifestyle!

How's your weekend, NEETs?

Which Touhou would you fug?

smelly neet kotatsu

What does a smelly NEET pussy smell like?

what does smelly NEET pussy smell and taste like?

asmr general?

What is the realistic life expectancy of a NEET?

Assuming their parents allow the NEET to live with them and don't kick him out.

>>9697942
>stinky
Hold on now, the correct wording is smelly, not stinky. Smelly NEET pussy.

How do I meet a truNEET Japanese friend? All of these people have jobs or are hard working students. I want a Japanese friend that leeches off his parents and doesn't give a shit about school or work.

Should I have a diagnosis from a psychiatrist before I apply and go to autismbux building?

I haven't been to a psychiatrist yet, but I have a history of being prescribed everything from anti-depressants to anti-psychotics and sedatives like benzos. I don't know if I have an official diagnosis though.

I'm playing to head to the emergency room soon and tell them that I'm suicidal so that I will have the 72 hour hold on my record. Not sure if I should do the psychiatrist after that or just go straight for the bux.

>>9520160
I'm a truNEET and getting that kind of money already and I didn't need to be amputated at all. What a shitty ultimatum. At least make it interesting by saying ``if you chop off your legs you will be rich enough to afford robot legs AND be cute like anzuchang in your next life''.

>>9472269
This face?

Admit it, do you still fancy being a super badass? Like in your games and storybooks. I bet you think ``if this game were like real life i'd be totally cool and strong and kick MC's ass for being such a fag''.

I get excited when I smell fast food. In the kitchen.

I'll look for 2 people who could pose as my parents so I could mooch off them.

>>9323692
My mom lets me and it's legal where I live.

Sucks to be you americlap.

>>9282683
Volunteer work isn't considered employment.
Also, Alice is a NEET and a hikikomori.

Being a NEET doesn't mean you just sit at home and do nothing. I'm not in education, employment or training, but I make games for fun and write. It's not a job; I don't get paid for it; It's just my hobby. Like playing eroge.

Alice is NEET.
I am NEET.
I don't give a fuck whether Anzu is NEET or not; I want her tshirt and she's cute and I love her.

Fucking sperglords. I thought I was an autist, but shit you guys saying she's not a NEET are just missing the fucking point.