/jp/ - Otaku Culture

cutest 2hu and seacat at the same time

Zeus was going to get help, getting me attention maybe. It's "Good, but bad." he was going to take something away, maybe the effect of gemstones. A dude in the room who starts throwing knives at me, someone who escaped from a prison. I throw knives back. An old lady associate joins in with him, we throw knives at eachother for a while before I say fuck it, go into a neighboring dinner party and say "Hey, there's intruders" but they're gone, the old lady driving him off in a boat outside.

I'm in a bath tub full of unwrapped Kit-kats. Someone chides me about making stuff for Yukari, I say "Hey, I wrote stuff about her today." There's a PS4 controller that some chocolate was melting onto, I picked it up.

In a pocket dimension where I lost a fight. I'm outside of it, but losing the fight granted me a blue ball that was important. There was a red moon in the sky, so I wanted to take a picture of a blue ball overlaying the red moon, but I needed someone else to take the shot. I get someone to do it, but it was a little late, the moon starting to dip below the horizon. We try to move to higher ground to catch it, climbing over an electrified fence, though it wasn't too strong a shock. The place we moved too wasn't good either, so we were going to move again. There was a guy with us, along with a chimpanzee, and he gave himself away as just pretending to be on our side. He had an ability to project a "Bitch" stamp, taking control of whoever it lands on. He had already used it on the chimp. I ran away from him, he fired a Bitch at me but I dodged, the stamp dissipating on the ground like a Llyod's Talisman's dust. We run past the Grim Reaper, with a plague doctor's mask, sitting at a table sipping on a drink, maybe he had come out from the umbrella that was shading the table. I say to the chaser "Hey, isn't that the Grim Reaper?" He acts like he doesn't believe it. I thought about my dreams where the Grim Reaper is my father, so I wanted to ask him for help.

In an arena. There's a ~5 meter tall steel golem. A ~4 meter tall steel golem goes behind him and kneels, summoning ~3 meter tall golems to fight me. I take a bad hit, I hear Yukari wince(I'm actually playing a game, I'm standing to the left of the TV, Yukari's sitting on a couch in front.) I've low and I have no healing left, and I don't think I had a chance against all these steel giants in the first place, so I just let one kill me. It wrapped me up in a steel chain and body slams me, as it does so Yukari says "Steel!", making me laugh. I recalled her saying that like that sometime before. Then she's got the controller, scrolling through a shop menu. There's an item "True Dragon's Ring", she says "Hurry up and gain another two levels so I can buy this and we don't need to keep helping eachother" I notice there's a microtransation payment where she can pay $8.99 to buy it now, I say "Why don't you just pay real money?" She says "No way, you want me to pay with two of my levels?" She scrolls up the shop menu, there's Komachi, and several Grim Reapers.

I woke up and thought something like "Shit yeah, True Dragon's Ring, I only care about Yukari anyway, fuck /jp/, it can just rot in glownigger shit, not like any faggots will help me fight."

Standing at a shore, very dark. There's an island with strange trees growing around it, more strange trees start growing over towards it, with an unsettling noise. I fear this, turn away, going around in a bit of a semi-circle, before facing it at a different angle, where I started spinning on the spot and going back to thinking of myself as a black dragon with infinite power, with the courage to head towards it.
I wake up and hear a dude sing a little song to me in reaction to my thoughts earlier, I only remember "Yeah, but don't you wanna win?"

Running around with a guy, accidentally go into a toilet stall, the big public toilet roll container senses us and says "Hm? Say something." but we ignored it and left without a word. I was thinking of writing a book where many inanimate objects talked.

Sitting in a classroom. There's a fat kid on my side, he gets up and says something, then turns around and starts thrusting backwards while repeatedly farting. I get out of my seat and run, circling around the classroom, going past a cute asian girl saying "The horror..." which made her laugh. I sat next to her for a bit, she said something about how to make me feel better. I say "A lap dance would be nice." We both laughed, but when I turned around and then back she had moved away, I thought "It was just a joke." I'm sitting at the front of class acting traumatized, hugging my knees. A couple of people bring over little strange cardboard objects, like a little easel but with a very complex shape, I set it up in front of me, they bring over another weird little thing, shaped like a P, I hold it in front of me like a cross, chewing on it or the easel, before going out of class to spit cardboard out of my mouth into a sink.