/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>ask this cute girl from class on a date to the movies
>she accepts
>omgwtf.mp3
>we both meet up at the mall
>ask her if she wants to grab some food before watching the flick, says she already ate
>ask if she wants a smoothie, "no"
>pick a film, she gets out her purse
>tell her i will pay
>she declines but i keep insisting
>she says "whatever" and just walks away
>thought she was going home but she just ends up going to the toilet
>end up buying her a smoothie and candy while waiting for her
>she returns, give her the smoothie and candy
>"i didn't ask for this"
>tell her she will get thirsty
>talking like normal while waiting for film to start, just like in school
>thisisfuckingawesome
>lights go out, film starts
>ask her if she wants me to get her a pillow or another smoothie
>"no thanks"
>learn down and take her ankle
>she asks what im doing
>tell her i was going to give her a foot massage to make her comfortable
>tells me she doesn't want one
>okay.gif
>watch movie
>walking out after film ends, tell her how amazing the night has been for me
>"good"
>ask her if she wants to go get another smoothie or somethin
>she puts her hand on my chest and stops me
>"just so you know, i'm getting a ride home"
>"cool"
>says she'll see me in school and starts walking off
>go to grab her by the arm and pull her back to kiss me, but miss and grab her face
>rip off mask
>look closer
>it's V3

ONORE V3

I would love to see how the person who made the correlation does on inkblot tests.

>>4542663
Ska

>>4512678
Then people are fucking dumb, I guess.

>>4413857

>>4338604
RETARDED DWARF DID UMINEKO

>>4332876

>>4278959
The twist is that

YOU ARE THE ONE IN THE WASHING MACHINE.

>>4213711

>>4197130
Fuck you very much.

>>4084068
Sleeping with my lights on tonight, fuck you very much.

>>4063203
Fuck you, now I can't unhear.

>>3953057

>>3197645
>>3197637

>>2969092