/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>39348564
>open door
Okay...
>"Mashtah, cloze ze door fife minutez plizz"
>You wait, you hear hissing and scuffling sounds, and the loud clang of an iron frypan and dragging sounds
>open door
Just a smug Kiki
>'where's the?'
>"Oh, filzy Tanuke say she go take train trip. I tink she not come back. I come in, I clean for Mashtah. Kiki iz good for cleansing unvanted filthz..."
>You let the Kiki in and try not to ask again
>Your house is clean and so are all your new children