/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>23334316
It is the eve of the lascivious scarlet moon, a salaciously cursed event preceding the harvest moon. A computer monitor begins to shake and clatter, idle chants can be hear reverberating, a pervasive lewd moan growing louder from behind the screen. A succubus emerges from the shining computer monitor, prurient saliva running down her chin, knowing the final barrier for devouring her prey lay by her wayside.

...Only to find a man playing with a super gaming oppai mouse pad rest and seven double A batteries shoved up his rectum. The man, upon seeing the succubus, then turns on his webcam with a zap of his finger.

"Ayo, it's ya boi, Bromont, back at it again with an epic monster girl any% impregnation speedrun. Uhh.. sponsored by Nord VPN."

The respiring succubus freezes in place, unable to comprehend just what's going on and even more confused when the man starts dabbing, "...Excuse me?"

"So first thing we gotta do, we gotta lube up with some extra virgin olive oil, of course right? But- BUT-!" the man begins duping an ungodly amount of bottles in real time out of nothing, until a bottle of spices emerges, "You gotta paprika your balls at a 90° angle. You might be asking, 'I put WHAT on my balls, Bromont? Mongoose relish was one thing, but PAPRIKA?' Don't worry you silly goose, I'll explain. It's simple, paprika was a late-game item added after the beta, so it was never properly tested. It adds extra framedata to your cum bolas as well as health regeneration; a succubus womb is RIPE with exploitative hitboxes, not to mention the passive health drain. If you know shit is about to get real, get yo'self an item with passive heal, baby."

"Okay look, I don't know what's going on, I've endured a night of playing cat and mouse with mana barriers--- but whether voluntary or not, the bus is going to succ-" The succubus removes her top, chest exploding from tight mesh clothing, revealing faded pink areola with sensitive reddish buds in the center.

"Uh oh, got one with an mole on her right titty this time, that's bad RNG," the man says, pondering restart.

"Bad what---? Are you making fun of my BODY?!"

"Relax bitch, ain't no thang to my ding-a-lang."

The man then places a gaming chair right next to his desk, then begins to spin in motion, bunny hop backwards an inch, and commence spinning once more. The succubus, just watching the spectacle unfold, unsure whether or not the man is mentally compromised, continues to slowly undress with one eyebrow cocked forward.

!

The man clips out of existence, and the succubus instantly teleports atop the man's bed with her legs spread wide open. The man, clipping back into existence, instantly materializes balls deep inside the succubus, a low poly'd copy of his penis loading in first.

"WHAT THE FUC-" The succubus looks around her in sheer confusion, "WHAT THE FUUUC-" The succubus realizes intercourse has already began, "WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUCK!?" The succubus then notices the upper half of the man's body is t-posing.

"So, a succubus has a number of magical barriers deep inside of her which prevent normal insemination. This makes it one of the tougher monster bitches to knock up, and most men simply don't know how to get around that. The normal way is to simply romance her, and open her up, but that'll take weeks, and can easily backfire."

The man raises the demon girl's bare leg upon his shoulder, then wraps an extra large Naruto headband around his waist.

"Okay, the pussy deflector's in place, but I'm already inside the succupussy, so it sorta becomes a physics paradox. The moment the two hitboxes interact with each other, the limitations of the engine simply goes apeshit, unable to keep up with cold hard calculations. Leave a comment in the comment section if gargoyles make you rock hard."

The succubus's eyes widen in horror, as the man begins to violently shake about inhumanly due to collision detection and cum begins to fire inside like drill-like torrent of impossible logistics.

The man begins to yahoo, "YAHOO---- YA-YA-YA-YA-YA-YA-YA-YA-YA-YA-YAHOO-"

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" The demon screams in absolute horror, clutching the sheets as convulsions disrupt all rational thought.

After a few seconds of what can't simply be explained, the man then picks up a PS4 controller and presses the pause button.

"So what you wanna do when the cream has pied, you gotta pause the menu and unpause it rapidly. This resets the momentum of your sperm, and sometimes teleports them forward."

"STOP! STOP! STOOOOP!" The succubus pleads as her cries are interrupted with menu screen jingles.

The pleas are simply in vane, as the spermlings already find themselves teleporting inside her eggs. The man releases the succubus from the broken reality, ahegaoing, and the man's face suddenly overwhelms the webcam.

"Remember to like and subscribe if you want to see more content like this in the future, remember to share if you're a sassy black mamono who don't need no mamono mana."

Cremepie an mating press this succ?

>>19712170
Probably counting the years after the fall of Lescatie.

>>14316744
>mfw this is exactly the kind of guy that doesn't get the girl
>ever

>>14280248
That's Wilmarina, anon.

>>13320200
>>13320207
>>13320218
Former heroes, now battle succubi, confirmed for having enough magic and sword skills to turn aside small arms fire.

I'm so sorry, /k/.

>>13073235
>Not joining the Demon Lord so you can bring about the dawn of a new peaceful era faster

You niggas are stubborn and dumb as hell. You are only prolonging human and monster suffering to sate your own egos. And anyone sticking with the order stands for only hate and the status quo of a world filled with death. They do nothing but ensure the Chief God remains relevant so that his/her ego can be sated. Which is also paid for with the blood of mortals, mind you.

>>12809132
Justice will come to you as well...