/jp/ - Otaku Culture

the faggots who like those shitty dick measuring charts are the same type of idiots who think cervix penetration is normal
in other words, you're retards

>>44578754
lmao this nerd couldn't even say his shit in red

>>40985012
u mad?

>>39591117
lmao an actual brainlet

“N-No... This-This isn’t real!”
“Of course it’s real. *giggle*.”
Lion couldn’t believe his eyes. What... How... Why..?!
And yet, there was no mistaking it. What he saw was crude, morally reprehensible. Despite that... no, because of that..!
The first thing he had seen when the bright light ceased blinding him was Battler-kun, sitting in what appeared to be Lion’s bedroom. It looked a little... off, but it matched his pretty well altogether. This of course brought on the first of his many questions: why was Battler in his room? Why was he ignoring him?
Before long, in came his facsimile. Evidently, this was another fragment that dastardly witch had decided to force him in partaking. What would occur here that could be so grotesque? Would one kill the other? Would they plan out the deaths of all on the island? Many ideas flew through his mind, but the actual occurrence matched none of them.
Within the span of a few a moments, the other Lion practically leapt on to Battler, and started... started kissing him! And not in a forced manner, either, but with a particular vigor that he would never have thought manageable with a woman, never mind another man!
The whole thing had to be a farce. Neither of them were gay! Nor would they... nor would they partake in such a morbidly taboo action! This had to be a false world, it had to!
“Now why would I make one up..? This fragment took some time to find, but I can assure you it isn’t one I created.” Bernkastel continued to say such disgusting words, but he refused to believe it. It couldn’t be real!
The two began to strip while Lion waged a verbal war with Bernkastel, begging her to stop showing him such a wicked, gruesome sight. There was no point to this, no reason to this!
“Of course there is. Look closely now. Try not to stare at Battler’s loathsome tool, and have a quick peek at yours instead, will you?”
He didn’t want to, he refused out of principle, but she wouldn’t budge. No, she clearly intended on forcing him to look at this, whether he wished to or not. So, with a trepidatious gait, he slowly moved over to the scene most foul.
He looked first to Battler on accident, and immediately looked away. That thing, it could..!
...Well, thankfully, it was not him, but his counterpart who would be forced to take such a frightening thing within them.
So, moving past that, he looked to the other side and saw...
No.
No no no no no.
That’s impossible. That’s ridiculous. No, what the hell is-
“I wasn’t lying when I said your fragment was so hard to find. After all, finding a world where Natsuhi would toss a child off a cliff, for Genji to be stupid enough to bring the kid back afterwards, and then for Natsuhi to actually take it back had a probability of almost 0%! But, it was all worth it to see the look on your face.”
Why..? Why why why why why why why?!
“Keh... Kehehehehehe! Yes, all for that face! All just to see that look of despair! What, did you really believe it? Did you really look down there every day and think that sorry thing real, one worthy of a man?! Gahahahahahaha!”
“What... what...?! Why...?!”
She looked to him, a grin akin to that of the Cheshire cat bore on her face.
“The reason I showed you this is simple, Ushiromiya Lion.”
[red]”You will never be a man.”[/red]

>>34576075
She accepts with a smile on her face.

>>21410800
Me.

>>19537613
you've already said it, something is wrong with her face

>>15479992
>implying I wasn't the person who was amazed that there existed an edit of that image
>implying I wasn't the person who laughed at you for not noticing that I was the person who did the edit,
>implying I also wasn't the same person who laughed at you for not noticing I was the both those people tricking you by playing both side in a ploy to undermine your senses by reminding you that you are being tricked on both sides, thereby increasing your level of paranoia.
A reverse-reverse-reverse-reverse trolling attempt.

>>15479992
>implying I wasn't the person who was amazed that there existed an edit of that image
>implying I wasn't the person who laughed at you for not noticing that I was the person who did the edit,
>implying I also wasn't the same person who laughed at you for not noticing I was the both those people tricking you by playing both side in a ploy to undermine your sense of by reminding you that you are being tricked on both sides, increasing your level of paranoia.
A reverse-reverse-reverse-reverse trolling attempt.

I can't understand Chinese.
Does that mean "get in"? Thanks for the hospitality!

sauce

>>8681864
>terribly voiced

>>8515601
>katawa shojo
Hahaha oh wow what a faggot. Mac users confirmed mentally inferior.

>>8371466
>>8371475
>>8371490

>>6046909
Hi, you must be new. Hajimemashitee~♠

To all the ones arguing against my points that moe is shit, suck on my nuts bitches. For real.

>>5893167
>I like /jp/ girls because they are very open sexually.
Tell me more

>>5877333
>honestly believing EP7 will be about love

>>5875192
So what if I am? I'm doing it and there's no way you can stop me!

>>5656418
>Berne Convention

>my face when EP7 disproves nothing and only leaves you with more questions

>>5350946

>obbey

>>5202419
Yo comprendo bien. Inglés es my prímer lingua. Esto es solo para divertido.