/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>7953718
>Momiji
You'd never be able to get close to her since her job is basically to chase you away.
>Ran
Yukari wouldn't approve.
>Chen
Too young, Ran wouldn't approve.
>Yuuka
Tactical suicide?
>Cirno
Tactical suicide again?
>Yuugi
You're too weak for her.
>Patchouli
An actual possibility, but I doubt you're interesting enough to her, and you'd probably be unable to approach her easily.
>Remilia
Nah, you're retarded.
>Kaguya
Possibility, but Eirin would probably chase you off if she felt uncomfortable.
>Sakuya
Busybody, would probably try to avoid you while working and wouldn't have much time outside of that.

Is the onahole thing a big joke or are people actually serious?
I just put a condom into a sock and it works just fine for months.

>Thanks in advance.
I was going to help you, I really was.

>>7863981
Well it did become my #1 fetish over time, so I guess I have stronger feelings toward it.

>>7369956
Hey man, habaneros are great.
Rocky Road after a few habaneros really hits all the bases perfectly.

Captcha: ceponsu fruticola

>>7328148
>implying you can fap to giant mcbigtits or the loli brigade