/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>35138717
dont give me hopes anon

>>34527062

>I totally don't care about the OP here's how I necrobumped to get nogi OPs to prove how keyahinafags necrobump

>>22362899
There was a retarded pic related-level conspiracy theory about it on tumblr. We don't actually know anything about it.

This thread rn
Yes yes, Tumblr filename I Googled the image etc

>>18309769
>>18309774
>>18309756

This thread is being bled like a stuck pig, anon, and I've got a paper trail to prove it. Check this out. Take a look at this. That right there is the Yomemi. Now let's talk about the Yomemi. Can we talk about the Yomemi, please, anon? I've been dying to talk about the mail with you all day, OK? "Nijimura Eilene," this name keeps coming up over and over again. Every day Nijimura's mail is getting sent back to me. Nijimura's Eilene! Nijimura Eilene! I look in the mail, and this whole box is Nijimura Eilene! So I say to myself, "I gotta find this guy! I gotta go up to his office and put her Yomemi in the girl's goddamn hands! Otherwise, she's never going to get it and he's going to keep coming back down here." So I go up to Eilene's office and what do I find out, anon? What do I find out?! There is no Nijimura Eilene. The man does not exist, okay? So I decide, "Oh shit, buddy, I gotta dig a little deeper." There's no Nijimura Eilene? You gotta be kidding me! I got boxes full of Eilene! All right. So I start marchin' my way down to Mirai Akari and I knock on her door and I say, "Akari! Akari! I gotta talk to you about Eilene." And when I open the door what do I find? There's not a single goddamn desk in that office! There...is...no...Akari on Youtube. Anon, half the youtubers in this thread have been made up. This thread is a goddamn ghost town.