/jp/ - Otaku Culture

ITT: One buttmad autist that found /jp/ in 2011 and thinks he's an epic oldfag tries to dictate board policy and remove threads that aren't Otaku Culture™ enough for the Otaku Culture™ club by vainly flailing around like a baby spraying tear-filled spergposts that nobody gives a fuck about everywhere.

Muh /jp/™
muh segkrit OTAKU club

Go cry on /q/'s shoulders, like all the other "neo-neo-tru-/jp/er's"

>>10332863
>I sincerely doubt that the shitty threads on /jp/ are written by posters who predominantly post here

You would be very, very surprised.

Muh olde /jp/

A Japanese bird died in 2010 by a homicidal meido. He buried him in the ground when he was still squawking. The meido chanted, "Get out of /jp/" as he buried him. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little bird. In the middle of the night he will be in your kitchen. He will suffocate with his spaghetti. If you post this, he will not bother you. Your shitposting will be rewarded.

[spoiler]A Japanese bird died in 2010 by a homicidal meido. He buried him in the ground when he was still squawking. The meido chanted, "Get out of /jp/" as he buried him. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little bird. In the middle of the night he will be in your kitchen. He will suffocate with his spaghetti. If you post this, he will not bother you. Your shitposting will be rewarded.</spoiler>

Now we finally know who REALLY killed Japanese bird.

A Japanese bird died in 2010 by a homicidal meido. He buried him in the ground when he was still squawking. The meido chanted, "Get out of /jp/" as he buried him. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little bird. In the middle of the night he will be in your kitchen. He will suffocate with his spaghetti. If you post this, he will not bother you. Your shitposting will be rewarded.

A Japanese bird died in 2010 by a homicidal meido. He buried him in the ground when he was still squawking. The meido chanted, "Get out of /jp/" as he buried him. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little bird. In the middle of the night he will be in your kitchen. He will suffocate with his spaghetti. If you post this, he will not bother you. Your shitposting will be rewarded.

Anon stopped and stared at a strange sight. A small white bird with a strange red pan was weeping in the corner of the room.

"Why are you crying?" he asked.

The little bird stopped sobbing and looked back at him with pitiful eyes.

"T-they kicked me out," it said slowly. "They all started calling me names and cursed at me. And then someone hit me in the head with a sledgehammer."

Anon knelt down and ruffled the little bird's feathers. He gave it an encouraging smile.

"How can someone even think of hurting such a cute and innocent creature like you?" he whispered gently. "Why would they do such a thing?"

The bird looked up at him, its eyes still full of tears.

"They said that they needed space for Cirno," it said. "I don't even know who that is! I just don't understand it."

The smile faded from Anon. His eyes were blank and lifeless.

"Cirno..." he whispered darkly.

"A-anon, what are you -"

Suddenly, Anon grabbed the back of the little bird's head and slammed it hard on the ground. Like a possessed beast, he slammed it again and again on the hard concrete floor. He ignored the high-pitched squawks as he decimated the creature with his own two hands.

By the time he finished, the bird's face was too mutilated to recognize. Anon smiled and admired his work. By the time the /jp/ police arrived, it was already too late.

When they asked for Anon's statement, he only had one thing to say.

"⑨."