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Hey /jp/edophiles!

You know, if you feel so affraid of women, you could become gay rather than pedophiles!

>inb4 sages, reports, shitposts, swearing...

Don't even try. It's not going to work! * cackle * cackle * cackle *

>>6756561
>Improven version

Hey, anonymous!

Since when did Rika told you she was in love with you? That was the Rika from your delusions! You know... the real Rika does not exist. And even if she did, she wouldn't fall in love with you since she's just a prepuberteen girl and she doesn't even know what is love, and even if she did she wouldn't fall in love with a fat looser with no life like you. She would go with Keichi instead. He is her ideal man, unlike you. All of you are nothing but furniture! * cackle * cackle *

>>6750576
What if I crush yours in front of your eyes?

>>6130827
It's that true, Adolf?

But Rumia isn't real, and Hitler is dead. That's pretty much impossible! Not even a miracle could bring your waifu to our realm.

Heyyyy Koishi!

When did Satorin said that she love you? Wasn't that the words from the Satorin of your delusions, weren't they? You know, the true Satorin... she has a husband, and he's her perfect ideal while you're nothing but useless furniture!

* jiggles *

Hey Anonymous!

When did Nazrin ever say that she loved you even though you are 3D? Those were just the words of the Nazrin from your delusions and fiction, weren't they? ...... You know, the real Nazrin... she doesn't exist, and even if she did, she wouldn't ever trust you from the bottom of her heart, and she would never love you!

Nazrin has her own husband in her 2D fictional world, he's her perfect ideal while you are trash and nothing but furniture!