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1. Grapist Apophis
This Apophis wants to rule the desert and eventually the world, but will need your help to do so. You will be her loyal sidekick as she enacts her evil plans that include writing in Sharpie on Pharaoh's Window how big of a nerd she is, or standing in her grass. You're free to tell her that these 'evil deeds' are just mild annoyances to Pharaoh and show her the path to true evil, or you can keep up entertaining Apophis and living a life of mischief. She is a Christmas Cake and will rape you occasionally.

2. Smugdere Pharaoh
This Pharaoh already rules the desert, and is content. Everything in her kingdom is A OK, aside from the times when she notices she's been mildly inconvenienced for some reason. She enjoys taking it easy and doing relaxing things, such as drinking tea, reading books, going for walks, etc. Her Kingdom runs at a slow but steady pace, though you're free to try and persuade Pharaoh to start running a tighter ship, or you can live a relaxing easy life with the Pharaoh. She is a Christmas Cake and while sex is often switch, the Snake will always sit in the corner and watch you, no matter what.

Or do you go for... The Mystery Box? It could have anything, it could even have that Apophis waifu you've been wanting!

>>12548574
Or would you a Corrupted Pharaoh?

>>12541089
Even better?