/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>32128838
>>32128791
Take your meds, schizo.
Always remember that everything they say is about sex. If a holo mentions her brother, it's a sex partner. If its a friend, it's a sex partner. If she seems happy, it means she had sex. If she is sad, she didnt have sex, but then she had double sex. If a holo is going to the toilet, shes actually going to have quick sex. If she went on a date with another holo, they actually went to have sex. If she fails on a puzzle in a game, its because she is having sex right now and is being distracted. Table smash? Not a fist but it's her hitting the table, because she's having sex. Did she oversleep a stream? Sex. She was having sex and couldnt stop. If she starts a guerilla stream it's because she's having sex right now, but wants to be risky with viewers. Whenever a holo takes a break, its not because shes tired. You know why she takes a break from streaming? To have SEX. Whenever a holo talks about her family, shes actually talking about her sex roleplay she had. The story of a journey with her mother or father? Sex roleplay. She actually had sex. Whenever she laughs, cries or sneezes, whenever she peko pekos or thanks someone during a collab, whenever she gets big numbers or is being bullied she's actually having SEX at that very moment. Not only that, but everything is actually a keyword for sex. Thanks for the aka supa = thank you for the sex
in a good mood? just had sex
Tired this week = tired from the sex, but ill have more sex
Planning a collab = planning to have sex
Oh sorry, that was just my family in the background = oh im having SEX right now
Thank you for all the support everyone = thanks for all the sex im having right now.
It all revolves around sex. All holos, every single one, have sex every day, every hour, every moment. Every single narrative, every single noise she lets out is because of sex. The sex she is having. All holos read these threads and theyre here right now. All while having sex. They keep having technical difficulties because they have so much sex, it fries electronics in their room. Theres so much sex happening in their room that the sex waves cause Youtube datacenter to malfunction. Every yab moment is because they cant stop having sex to think straight.

>>31979730

>>31209622
quick

>>30866360
HAAHAHAHAHAH YES FELLOW TEAMATE, WE MUST STOP TALKING ABOUT THE WHORES KIARAR AND MARI
T. TEAMATE

Why the fuck do you faggots care so much about numbers? And I'm not talking about nousagi fags from /hlg/, I'm talking about you faggots whining about the view bug. Why does it matter if there's a view bug, and numbers are actually higher than shown by youtube? You faggots are literally the same as the dogfuckers. Literally every EN is making enough money off Cover + SC + Memberships to live comfortably, caring for numbers beyond that is pure fucking faggotry. Stop feeeding the dogfuckers.

>>30443292
First and foremost, take your meds. I don't understand anon - Amelia has been one of the more open streamers in HoloEN - she talks about her past, isn't afraid to let out her true emotions in front of us (ex: rage). I seriously doubt Ame herself wants to show anybody her being seriously upset or moody. She tries to be as upbeat as possible for us. And to be frank, you don't deserve to see her vulnerability nigger, if you're acting like this. As much as we joke about it, Ame isn't your virtual GF. I thought I was too far gone by being even slightly unironic about goslingposting, but jeesas.

>>30343192
Take your meds

>>30338631

>>29557699

Holy autism, when did this time period start being schizo and narrative hours?

>>29350437
Meds. Now.

>>29020486
VHS?
Vulnerable Hololive Server?
Voyboy Hugging Subaru?
Vandalizing Haachama's Socks?
Victims of Houshou's Sexuality?
Voyeour Hoshinova Surrenders?

What does it mean???

Holy Autism, I miss 2 threads and you faggots have already gone through 3 different controversies and had at least 5 shitstorms.

Burgers keep your goddamn quadrennial shitfling out of this thread, no one wants to hear about it, it's the whole reason we watch Hololive

>>28513225

>>28228838
>It's just killing off potential stream content
>>28229017

Your meds

>>28046561

>>27987996
don't forget the alcohol

>>27932886

>>27888306

>>27832812

>>27803692

>>27792751

>>27759603