/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>43754450
That's a great way to get your mouth raped.

>>43440930
Ara ara

>>21476802
At heart I am a hip, ass and thigh man but god damn, lap pillows just wouldn't be complete without a soft pair of mammaries to close you in.

>>21266979
>>21266984
Huge heaving titties just means they're hiding a huge heart underneath.

>>20950530
>>20950540
>'Arara, a young man like you wants to take a roll in the hay with me?'
>'you have the look of a virgin, I'm going to enjoy eating you up, fufu'
>'now, p-please commence the... the sex.'
>she just sits and waits, shivering with her eyes closed

>>20578303
HUGE raccoon wives.

>>20362059
>>20362098
Big girls should be cherished and spoiled.

>>20029374
I suppose that makes sense, in a twisted way.

>>19445281
I'm imagining a written agreement that entitles her to a cut of all future earnings and ownership of any ideas you come up with during marriage, like a high-end corporate contract.

I'd rather take the big thick nook, myself. All she wants are lewd massages and booze money.

>>18370163
My headcanon for Tanukis is that they're all really short, thick and warm, with extra-soft tits that squish and mold in between your fingers like some kind of sweet, sinful pudding.

>>18370174
Don't forget the pre-sex cuddling, as well as the pre-pre-sex cuddling. Not to mention the warmup cuddling and the pre-warmup cuddling. God that would be so healing.

>>18046280
Not particularly, insofar as canon goes.
Big boobers is kinda just the default, the Sabbath is a specialty faction.

>>17534750
>chocolate coins
Hmmmm yes.

>>17007861
It's okay, I'm going to post MGs with glasses until they all learn to love again.

>>16669472
Got to make the customers feel powerful, goyboytoy.

>>16409738
THICK?

>A sleazy Tanuki lawyer will never send you a letter claiming you illegally downloaded hardcore alping porn and threatening to sue you unless you pay her 500 shekels
>you will never pay in fear of this shameful thing you totally didn't do becoming public and ruining your reputation
>she will never respond with more accusations and demands, seeing you for the sucker you are

Pipes, me hearties.

>>15933021
Nine-hundred, as well as exclusive tail brushing rights!

>>15886583
Tanukis are simply the best mofu

>Tanuki leaves a Zipangan city, free from the war now for several years
>Western and Eastern cultures are intermingling, and the city is bustling
>She gives a contented sigh, sitting under a lone cherry blossom tree on a hill, the sun setting
>Placing a knight's family sigil at the base of the tree, she smiles, lighting two sticks of incense
>"Happy anniversary, Darling."
>"You should see our daughter now, she's growing so fast and I'd be a liar if she doesn't take after you."
>She's tearing up now
>Opens her mouth and begins to sing, her voice cracking on every verse
Leaves From The Vine
Falling So Slow
Like Fragile, Tiny Shells
Drifting In The Foam

Little Soldier Boy
Come Marching Home
Brave Soldier Boy
Comes Marching Home
>TFW the image of a sad Tanuki sitting under the tree in the setting sun
DEDICATED IN MEMORY TO ANON

>Have a Tanuki girlfriend.
>After dating for a while, she insists on you letting her handle your finances, she claims she could make some good investments for you, build up a nice nest egg.
>You politely decline, explaining you're doing enough to support yourself and don't want to burden her.
>She puts up an argument for while, but eventually concedes.
>You check your bank account a while later to see how you're doing.
>It's filled with millions.
>What do?

>>13521044

If you're a gold digger, who'd be a better waifu to have? A dragon or a Tanuki?

>>13459860

"How dare you say something so vulgar about my kind."

"I will accept nothing less than for you to give up your body as apology, lest you wish to be punished more harshly."

>>13350739

Interesting you should mention. If you were to switch to Taguanuki Water Services, we could make sure this never happens to your Holstaurs again.