/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>38646728
Just leave it to the resident breast somellier and detective to uncover the truth once and for all.

>Battler! Where on earth do you think you're touching!?
>Ihihihi~ I could ask you the same thing, miss detective. Someone who pursues the truth like you shouldn't be hiding such valuable evidence.
>That's none of your concern! Now unhand me!
>I'm afraid I can't do that. Detective's authority: I have a right to inspect the crime scene! Now hold still while I conduct my investigation... Hmm... what's this? It feels like you've been hiding quite a bit beneath this frilly dress of yours. I thought for sure you'd be an A-cup based on your figure, but these are... B-No, C-cups!? Ah it's useless, It's all useless! Even a breast sommelier such as myself can't believe what these hands of mine are feeling. /BLUE/ It must be pads, or some other device X that makes your breasts seem larger! There's no way somebody like you could have such a rack! /BLUE/
>How dare you! First you grope me, and now you accuse me of such petty forgeries!? I'll have you know I was granted a magnificent figure by my master!
>If you want to disprove my theory then regular words won't cut it! You'll need to provide a human proof in order to deny my theory with red! Now, show me those tits! Furudo Erikaaaaaaaaa!!!
>Aaa-!?

>>34036512
Erika won't be so smug once Jessica decides she's through letting the smug little shit borrow her clothes.