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>>44702327
All cats have innate levels in thief.
Even the big ones. Especially the big ones.

Monster mysteries could use some work, considering how the question is usually "Who raped Anon" and the answer is usually "All of them, including the detective"

Please be aware: TOM
That is all.
You know who you are

>You’ve been kidnapped- (Catnapped? Mannapped?) by a Ocelomeh tribe
>Course you’re going to be sacrificed but high priestess in charge of said sacrifice is giving you the choice of your method
Classic virgin sacrifice on top of a ziggurat, by a cute, newly ordained ocelomeh priestess who’ll do your best to claim your heart. Hope you don’t got stage fright cause everyone is gonna be watching. Also hope you don’t mind stairs.
Sacrifice via the fight pits, a battle you cannot win surrounded by one of our best and loneliest warrior. Expect rough sex right in the sand, forget about foreplay and think of some good names for kids because she’ll want plenty. Incase you didn’t know this one is public as well.
Sacrifice by portal, it goes to the Wonderland copy of our city, we honestly don’t know what they do but if we don’t toss a couple of guys to them every now and then they send hundreds of letter with nothing but bad jokes/puns and a little P.S. at the bottom begging for men.
Sacrifice by volcano, we toss you in, a lava golem catches you and you enjoy your life. Yeah it’s really hot but in winter it’s nice and toasty and you’ll have plenty of great neighbors like demons, devils and hellhounds.

cat

big cats

>>43275721
Cats are deadly predators.

>"Beans"? I don't understand. I am not carrying any beans...

>>42773664
gato sexo

>She was warned about Human men by her mother.
>They try to pat you on the head and scritch you under the chin.
>Stay back!

Kot