/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>46334607

>You wish to enter the city of Minos?
>State your business clearly, we Minotaurs have a low tolerance for Human trickery and riddles.

>>45921325
I doubt that's going to help me get my type of monster.

>>45202775
Literally built for Minos on a genetical level.

>>44355314
>>44355316
Lick her abs, she isn't giving you a choice by the way

>>44302642
>Anon getting gangraped by minotaurs
Honestly, it's more his fault for wandering into cow town wearing that color of shirt.

>EMGfags acting like they're in good company
There's a reason why you troglodytes were moved to a completely different board than us.

I like the vaguely medieval fantasy aesthetic mge has but I want a bronze age area so I can visit not!Crete to see topless Minoan women

What brings you to the city of Minos this time?

>>42030844
Of course, but it's something you have to prepare for. Think of it as your endgame quest.

>>40521409
It is illegal for men to be taller than boob level
It is also illegal for men to be shorter than boob level.
It is scientifically proven that head at boob level is optimal height difference

>>38394903
Where's the tank?

So the minotaur of the maze is the king’s daughter, that means if I knock her up I’m next in line for the throne?

>>37213711
purchase moo for breeding
any prior purpose of moo is now irrelevant

>>35075030
Hot sweaty sex out in the summer sun with minos

>>34801897
Guard tits are for burying your face into. Why else would they be at head-level?

>>34691748
Before you can enter the city of Minos, you must drink a large jug of fresh milk that they give you, every last drop while they watch.

At least that's what the guard told me.

>>34655497
We all bear the curse, anon.

>>34380519
raging mushrooms are for my wife, not for me

>Oi oi, you got a license for being single?

>Caught trying to smuggle raging shrooms into the city
You won't be getting off with a warning, and even if you do bite down, you will run out of shrooms eventually, then the punishment will come tenfold for every shroom you used to delay it

>>33947867
While I understand your point, human males are in face made for minotaurs.

Uh oh anon, looks like you were caught trying to bring contraband into the city

> your once tiny and adorable mino daughters are now huge and adorable minotaur ladies
>used to lift all of them in your arms at once; you'd probably die if you tried that now
>they occasionally tease you for being smaller than them
>all still insist on being tucked into bed and read a goodnight story because they'll always love their papa