/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>45352804
>surround herself with high level bodyguards
>druella gets sent her 5th wedding invitation from her guards
>she has no idea why she is still single
always the bride's maid, never the bride...

>>44411906
It's their heart that gets you

>Another night spent wooing Lilim sama
>She cuddles up next to you watching a documentary on the founding of the city of Rome.
>Pauses it at the beginning, and asks if you would like to make a wager
>Tell me when Rome was founded and by whom, if you answer correctly, I'll give you paizuri, if you lose, you have to put the panties I'm wearing on your head for an hour
>You'll obviously win this, you know Rome was founded in 753 BCE by Romulus
>She unpauses the documentary
>"The earliest records relating to Rome say it was founded in 800 BCE by Remus.
>You are very confused, and look over to see her wearing a shit eating grin
>Did she just warp the space time continuum to tease you?

>>44333038
I'm fairly well versed in the esoteric, I can talk about Tangmi for hours if need be. I'm sure I wouldn't bore her with all the talk about foreign religions and philosophies. Things might get heavy quick if I mention I actually practice the occult. Who knows what dark and secret rituals she wishes to enact upon my person? It could be ritual "sacrifice", or the "Showing of the Great Work", or even, most horrid of all, tantric sex.

>>43544281
Probably with indignation of being treated as a lowly pet, prepare to be corrected, "puppy"

What would a harem of four lilims be like? Do you think they would get along with each other and share?

>>42550130
>hey guys, check out my cool new succ girlfriend!
>anons friends debate whether to tell anon that his embarrassed looking "succ" is infact not a succ

So, is KC doing okay?

>>30006341
1. Lim
2. Lim
3. Demon
4. Lim
5. Lim

>>26099576
That is not how you use a fucking rifle

>>21996556
Which one?

>>21966516
Call any powerful/affluent MG smalltime.
>Lilim introduces herself as a daughter of the demon lord
>"The who?"

>>20973288
>bicorns are the only monster girls OK with harems
How new are you?

>>20316225
You'd be surprised. To deprive someone of all joy would create a real monster, and you're no monster anon.

>>19738063
She shrugs and goes on her way.

How do you think a Lilim and her rebellious stepson would get along?

>>19501752
>How many virgins have you deflowered in your life?
>Druella: GUH!
>Hathor:HAKUTAKUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!

Setting up shop in the royal demon realm would up my chances of getting a lilim.

wonder if the DL's mother treats her like nothings changed

Lilim that talks like 90's Xmen apocolypse

>>18616109
>Lilim
>Older than me
>Upper Class
>Pear Shaped
>Mojyo
>Into Handjobs and Hotdogging
>Semen Demon

I'd be afraid to run away and even if she's the creepiest Lilim there is. She has a fat ass.

Having a lilim wife would be odd
how do you explain to your parents that your wife is the daughter of one of the most powerful demons around?

I'm still thinking about that idea where a lilim preforms corruptions like its a public execution, only with more sex at the end and no death

Reminder that getting a mundane job is the best way to avoid the stronger monsters

No one cares about the baker on the edge of town