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Crimes for each family member:
Kinzo: Raped his daughter beatrice, probably raped his other daughter Rosa, would have raped his son/grandson Yasu/Leon.
Krauss: Embezzled funds, covered up his father's death.
Natsuhi: Delusional, played lets toss the baby off the cliff, covered up her father-in-law's death.
Jessica: Delusional, faked asthma attacks, fell in love with her adoptive brother/cousin/uncle leon/yasu, covered up the fake death of said brother/cousin/uncle.
Eva: Killed her sister-in-law, her brother and his wife, covered up the massacre.
Hideyoshi: Killed his brother-in-law.
George: Fell in love with his cousin/uncle Yasu/Leon, withheld a letter that was meant for said uncle/cousin causing the tragedy.
Rudolf: Massacred, shot a fat man to death.
Kyrie: Massacred, beat her niece to death, delusional, insane.
Ange: Jumped off a skyscraper because a "loli witch" told her to, mentally tortured the one person who truly cared for her because a "loli witch" told her to.
Rosa: Beat her child daily, beats child service workers up, would have massacred her family.
Maria: Poor delusional autistic child who believes she is a witch, further instills the legend of the witch.
Yasu/Leon: Fell in love with three cousins (possibly all five of them), set up the bomb, ended up causing the tragedy.

Battler: Returning to rokkenjima, incompetent move on his part.

Genji: Not leaving rokkenjima after kinzo raped his daughter.
Gohda: Somehow getting wound up in this shit.

This family is hopeless.

i am not furniture anymore. i'm a real human!

>>5846487
Probably. I would like to see this in the game (pic related; I know it's a fake)

The Whodunit: Shkanontrice is the culprit.
The Howdunit: DID, personalities dying, using everyone as an accomplice.
The Whydunit: Love Battles and that her first love forgot her.
This is the undeniable truth.

All closed room scenarios in Umineko can be solved by using multiple personalities. Other personalities aren't humans, they are changes in behavior that make people do things. Switch personality, murder some folks, switch back.

The outcome was never in doubt. Multiple personalities are insurmountable.

I remember screwing with people on /a/ with this one a year ago

It's funny, because it's actually true.

>>5533164
And then...

You can choose to believe in Shkanon if you want:
If so just replace all instance of Shannon with Kanon.

Major Players:
Shannon = Dress Beato/Suit Beato episode 4
Culprit Episode 1,2,4.
Why: Love for Battler/B0mb
Why: continued: She want's her goddamn pony.
Why: continued: DID?

Kanon, if you believe in shkanon, ignore this.
Culprit for some murders in episode 1?
Why: He wants to protect his nee-san
Why: He wants to protect his Waifu/Jessica.

Jessica/Moon-Chan = Suit Beato Episode 2
Culprit for some murders in Episode 2.
She is the one who sets up the fake murders.
Why set up the fake murders: To entertain the guest of honor.
Why: For Kanon is a separate entity, revenge for kanon's death.
Why: For Shkanon, revenge for her mommy and daddy getting Iced.
She is the one who paints the symbol in episode 5 and does the hand paint stuff on Natushi's bedroom door in episode 1-2
Most likely the one who burns Kinzo's corpse, because she's protecting her parents.

Episode 7 will end with this.
Episode 8 will probably begin with her OH SO SAD past

Shkanontrice might be true. However R07 said that the culprit has a plan.
Crazy people like Natsuhi and probably Shkanon who are most suspicious are innocent.

Kyrie is the culprit.

True culprit.

>>4011804
See >>4011790

>>3553586
too obvious, i prefer this

The maid was fed up with it, so the witch was killed.

It seems that putting a barrier on a bullet gives it a piercing attribute?

Against the wisdom of a white devil, the Witch stood no chance.

You should have payed more attention to Strikers, Beatrice.

Kihihihihihihii.

Who is the culprit? Take a guess

>>3234113
She is right you know...
Why don't you just give up and die?

>>3122045
Maybe they're just 'creative edits'.
Spoiler for EP5

>>3001399
Shannon and him are killers, tried and true. Every episode in fact

>>2981767
It's a mystery to everyone.