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>> No.46340712 [View]
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The raging minotaur can be calmed with soft country music. So you best be practicing with a guitar. Don't try this with other monsters though as it has a chance of making them angrier

>> No.46045665 [View]
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>Minotaur minding her own business at the sandwich shop
>See my opportunity
>Walk by her and make a sudden move
>She looks me down with eyes that could kill
>She lunges from her seat and tackles me to the ground
>Get raped by a mino with ham and onion breath
It was a good day.

>> No.44978715 [SPOILER]  [View]
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>Minitaur
A minotaur that's 5' 8" or shorter.
>Her face when you call her a minitaur

>> No.44274582 [View]
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I'll be driving through cow country in my red pickup blasting sad country songs

>> No.43940190 [View]
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>>43940167
Touch the cow or else

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>>43896655
Don't forget to wear red

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Milk a Minotaur, when your hands are ice cold, at your own risk.

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>>25270306
>When you try to milk a Minotaur with cold hands.

>> No.25269040 [View]
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>>25269020
forgot pic related

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>>21896961
They'd probably be outraged.

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>>19770001
Go back to >>>/c/ and stay there.

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>>19618797
>This would be so much better
THEY DID NOT SAY THAT YOU FUCKING DENSE PIECE OF SHIT

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