/jp/ - Otaku Culture

/jp/, let's say your parents are sick of you being single and not continuing the family name and so on, and decides to take matters into their own hands in true animu style.

You are called to a family meeting and there a girl is presented to you. You are told the two of you are to wed in two weeks. You are to use these two weeks to get to know your future wife.

What would you do /jp/?

Your betrothed is an unpleasant woman, but it is your duty as a man of noble birth to marry and sire children, so it can't be helped.

This is now an elegant loli thread

Rune Factory Triple thread reminded me that I never got very far in the original because the voices were horribad. Was there ever an English to Japanese voice replacement patch created for it?

It’s now the 18th century, you are an elegant young lady of a minor house of nobility nearing bankruptcy. Your parents have informed you that they have arranged to have you marred to the son of a rich merchant family whom you’ve never meet. The aim of this marriage is to save your family from the poor house.

It is now the night of the wedding, your first time alone with your new husband. He looks quite uneasy, what do you do?

[ ] just talk, try to lighten up the mood and get to know him
[ ] lay stiff as a board in bed and wait for him to finish his dirty business
[ ] be an uptight bitch and thumb your nose at any advances from him

It’s now the 18th century, you are an elegant young lady of a minor house of nobility nearing bankruptcy. Your parents have informed you that they have arranged to have you marred to the son of a rich merchant family whom you’ve never meet. The aim of this marriage is to save your family from the poor house.

It is now the night of the wedding, your first time alone with your new husband. He looks quite uneasy, what do you do?

[ ] just talk, try to lighten up the mood and get to know him
[ ] lay stiff as a board in bed and wait for him to finish his dirty business
[ ] be an uptight bitch and thumb your nose at any advances from him

I wonder if there is some kind of VN planned. There seems to be a few images like this floating around.

You are the heir of a Victorian era aristocratic family. You possess rare humility and candidness for one of your social status which has made you popular with the household servants and local commoners at the pub.

Aiming to cement another family alliance and in a bid to correct your ‘ungentlemanly behaviours’, your parents have arranged to have you married to a girl of another noble family. Unbeknown to them however, you are already passionately involved with your hand maid.

You have just been presented your soon to be wife in a matchmaking event, your maid is standing in attention at the edge of the room along with several other maids, her face is expressionless. What do you do?

ENGLISH SOWS.

Has anyone else gotten to the point where looking at 3D pornography makes them feel intense shame, while you can fap to loli without a care in the world?

Simple question, folks. Do you dream in /jp/?

Last night I had a very nice dream in which I had furious intercourse with two dickgirls, one loli and one healthy, in a Hong Kong hotel room.

The sight of three oiled penises being rubbed against one another has been burned into my mind.

I am okay with this. Really. Also, straight. Really.

>>3690007

I love you. In exchange, this.

"Me on the..."

[ ] ...the left.

[ ] ...the right.

[ ] ...wait, I'm the cane.

Daily dose.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mjFr0_wuRFU&feature=related

Resurrection Butterfly - 80% Deflowering.

Attn: /jp/ does not have a "mascot." For the majority of a board with such diverse tastes as ours in the realm of 2D to agree on such a thing is an impossibility, especially when the choices are terribly drawn, blatant ripoffs of existing characters, or both.

God damn, /jp/. Get your act together.

It’s now the 18th century, you are the timid son of a rich merchant family. Your parents have informed you that they have arranged to have you married to a girl you’ve never meet. The girl is from a minor house of nobility who are near financial ruin. The aim of this marriage is to introduce some blue blood into your family and to save hers from bankruptcy.

It is now the night of the wedding, your first time alone with your new wife. She looks somewhat tense, what do you do?

[ ] just talk, try to lighten up the mood and get to know her
[ ] love tenderly
[ ] rape

I propose we attempt to tell a coherent storyline using nothing but images from our /jp/ folders.

Religion thread.

Me on the right.

>>3411363

Hard work and guts optional if you are the little ojousama.

It’s now the 18th century, you are the lone daughter of a minor house of nobility who are near financial ruin. To save themselves from the poor house, your parents have arranged to have you married to the son of a rich merchant family. You’ve never meet this man before.

It is now the night of the wedding, your first time alone with your new husband. He seems pretty nervous. What do you do?

[ ] try to lighten up the mood with a joke
[ ] cling onto him and cry about what’s happening
[ ] spread your legs obediently

How about a VN based in the Victorian era?

You are the son of a rich merchant family. You’ve just been recently married to a girl you’ve never met before from a minor house of nobility. The marriage was orchestrated by your parents for the mutual benefit of the families – her family is saved from financial ruins and yours gain some valuable aristocratic blood.

Unfortunately for your new wife, you are also tempted by your cousin who has recently returned from learning the family business in the Far East. Her outgoing personality and worldliness poses a strong contrast to the refined and reserved demeanour of your wife.

Who would you choose?