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I found the reason why some of us want to torture/kill yukkuris so much (Pic related)

Premise A: Kanako kills yukkuris
Premise B: Kanako is awesome
THEREFORE: Killing yukkuris is awesome

Failing that, killing yukkuris takes us one step closer to the awesome that is Kanako.

He found the footprints quite easily. They were quite visible, even though they were two days old.

After several minutes of tracking them, he found a disturbance.
Circular prints that weren't left by human foot crossed the neat line of footprints leading to the center of the forest. Apparently, the children found a yukkuri family, and instead of killing them (as those children usually did) they let them go?

The hunter followed the circular tracks until he found the family. A Marisa, a Reimu and several koyukkuris.

With a swift movement he nailed the Marisa and the Reimu to a tree and trapped the koyukkuris in a box.
"We can't chake id eajy!" "Mwommie! Sawe us!" "Let us owt, mistr!"
The nailed yukkuris knew who that man was. His name was uttered in the same tone of fear and terror as the Factory he worked for.

"Yu! Drop dead easy!" "Let our bwawies go!"
The Hunter took a couple koyukkuris from the box and put them in front of their parents.

"Mwommie! I can't ch-!" they screamed, before they were squished.
"NOOOOOOOOOO, REIBU'S BWAWIES!!"
"Two days ago, four children found you"
He repeated the process with two more koyukkuris.
"Where did they go?"
"I DUNNO, I DUNNO! LET REIBU'S BWAWIES GOOOO!"
"DROP DEAD EASY! GO AWAY EASY!"
He crushed two more.
"Stop screaming. I'll kill the rest of them"
The yukkuris nailed to the tree fell silent.
"Where did the children go?"
"They went *sob* *sob* to the Yukkuri Mansion" said the Reimu

"I see" the Hunter said, and killed all the remaining koyukkuris.
"NWOOOOOOO! YOU SAID YOU WOULDN'T KILL THEM!"
"I didn't. But don't worry, I see you will join them soon"
An army of red ants, most likely attracted by the bean paste leaking out the nailed yukkuris, was moving down the tree.

Their screams as they were slowly dismantled followed the Hunter in his path to the now not-so-mythical Yukkuri Mansion...

Best BGM, first one to kill a yukkuri...
Oh, yes. I love her

Girl is now being awesome