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>Kiss frog
>She turns into a princess
>Horns are blown
>Frog knights kneel
>The red lily pad is rolled out
>Am now prince of the swamp principality

>Playing Anon’s Quest III
>Need venison to get past the werewolves
>Luckily took bow and arrow from hunter’s cabin that is only accessible on Fridays during 3:24 PM
>Find deer
>Equip bow
>Click on arrow from inventory and click “use” on the deer
>Character chucks the arrow instead of shooting it with the bow
>Didn’t even get anywhere close to the deer
>Landed in the swamp
>Probably soft locked now but haven’t saved for almost an hour because I forgot
>Try to find the arrow
>Meet the Frog Queen
>”Dearest hunter, is this your arrow?”
>Yes
>”Well it sank my favorite lily pad and as punishment you must take me as your wife”
>Graphic of Anon and Frog Queen being wed is shown
>LOOKS LIKE ANON’S QUEST ENDED RIBBITINGLY
I fucking hate this game