/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Omg hai ^___^ I’m Ai-san and I absolutely luuuv @_____@ anime <3 and my fav is naurto!!! Okies so anyways, im going to tell you about the BEST day of my life when I met my hot husband sasuke!! <333333333 OMFGZ HE WAS SOOOOO FREAKIN KAWAII IN PERSON!!! Supa kawaii desu!!!!!!!! ^______________________________________^

When I walked onto Tokyo street =^____^=I looked up and saw…SASUKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <33333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333!!!!
“ KONNICHIWA OMGZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ SUPA SUPA SUPA KAWAII SASUKE-SAMA!!!!!” I yelled n____n then he turned chibi then un-chibi!!
he looked at me [O.O;;;;;;;;;;;] and then he saw how hot I am *___* he grabbed my hand and winked ~^ then pulled me behind a pocky shop o_o and started to kiss me!!!!!! [OMG!!! HIS TOUNGE TASTED LIKE RAMEN!!! RLY!! >.> <.< >.< *(^O^)* *(^O^)* *(^O^)*] then I saw some baka fat bitch watching us and I could tell she was undressing him with her eyes!!!!!!! [ -_____________-;;;;; OMG I COULDN’T BELIEVE IT EITHER!!! (òó) (òó) (òó)] so I yelled “UH UH BAKA NEKO THAT’S MY MAN WHY DON’T YOU GO HOOK UP WITH NARUTO CAUSE SASUKE-SAMA LOVES ME!!! (ò_ó)” then sasuke held me close =^____^= and said he would only ever love me and kissed me again!!!!!!! ** (O)/ then we went to his apartment and banged all night long and made 42 babies and they all became ninjas!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Nyaaaaa!!! (^________<) ^_________________^;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;

Oh god /jp/ I want to move to Japan so bad.
How great would it be moving there?

I mean I could play my Nintendo DS EVERYWHERE without people giving me those looks

I could fucking eat all that delicious pocky, noodle soup, and teriyaki chicken! yum!!!

even though im 27 and never had sex I could easily sex up some japanse schoolgirl with those pretty school uniforms on

I could get a job at nintendo glorious!

and best of all i would avoid all sorts of persecution and everyone would treat me nicelyl ill be an Otaku ^_^

can't wait /jp/ im collecting my gil as we speak

Hey /trv/.

I was wondering if any of you knows how it is to work at a sushi restaurant? There's one located near me, and i was really interested in sending an application as they need a "waiter/kitchenhelper". Havent got much kitchen experience than working at my friends uncles restaurant some years back, but the job-ad doesnt particularly say that they need one with waiter/kitchen experience.

What's your opinion anon?

It pisses me off that Japanese food has so much fish/seafood product in it. I fucking HATE fish.

Not only that, whenever I enter the local Asian Food Market ALL I can smell is fucking fish. Ugh.

Any non-seafood foods to try?