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Sanguineous mademoiselles could be here in this thread right now

Blood is temporary. Big vampire tits are eternal.

>>43359663
Vampires are haughty and I want to break them with love and affection!

>>42049860
>pov: you just one-upped her secret evil scheme with your secret good scheme

>>40999731
oh fug

>>40537151
>fortify in the blankey fort
>monster paces around growling and barking to open up
>have to endure the night like this
scary

>>38721306
>hag asks you for help something
>follow her because you're a good boy who needs that quest xp
>turns out she need help getting pregnant
woops

>>37899384
>hey anon, your wife is kinda pale, is she ok?
>yea man, she is right as rain
>but I think I saw her with blood around her mouth...
>nah man, that was fruit punch

>>37557901
>hiding in the copy room as the vampire ceo growls and claws at the door
yes please

>>37116679
only accept drinks from humans, like this red eye girl
she keeps looking at your neck and licking her lips but im sure thats just a cultural thing

>>36806969
Says you, I want to spend all day cuddling my wife

>>36777749
Bleeding dry.

>>36189111
>using garlic as a crutch
my vampire is always honest and affectionate because I give her all the love and attention she ever needs

>>35985470
>hero anon starts off with 3 companions: a priestess, a swordswoman, and an elf ranger
>by the time he reaches the vamp castle, he is alone
>priestess got a sudden promotion and was sent on the other side of the planet
>swordswoman "wins" a fighting tournament and decides to retire with her savings
>elf ranger just disappears one night
>now its up to hero anon to defeat the vampire countess with the crazy eyes
very safe and wholesome

>>35791249
>old hag vampires must resort to raiding blood banks
someone must stop this menace! I volunteer to be the communal bloodbag for all the vamp hags!

How do vampires expect to be treated like nobility when they can't even wipe their mouths after eating?

>>34507493
that's why evil girls are the best! imagine her face when instead of fearing her evil plans, you immediately do anything to help her!

>>30747634
Would it be scandalous to wear low collar shirts if your wife was a biter? If you had a vamp or lamia wife you may not even need to be marked with her mana you will anyways because you always have two dot marks around your neck anyways

How do I tell the difference between a vampire and a dhampir?

>>28551785
Vampires because I had a really vivid nightmare of a vampire biting my throat as kid. Ever since that I've never been able to sleep on my back

>>28350501
I love the idea of being married to a vampire and wearing clothes that show off the love bites. Something like those white shirts for men from the 1700s with the low collars and wide sleeves to leave the neck and wrists exposed. Also helpful if vamp wife wants a quick snack

>>25534191
>She had to pull multiple day shifts
>day shifts
So she was fighting while weakened by daylight and without her full arsenal? Her true power at night must be terrifying

>Vampire sneaks into your room every night to drink your blood
>One night you wake up to see her just about to sink her fangs into you
What do you do anon?