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Kappappa

>>11263692
cutie batooties

Nitori is associated with water, I like water, I like Nitori.

>>10761883
I don't like that picture either.

>>10566679
But that's wrong

In 21/12/2012 we will all go to Gensokyo.
What am I supposed to do to become a touhou instead of a faceless man there?

>>9982666
I not lie

I'd marry Nitori because she would probably like all my computers and gadgets and we could have fun building things together.

And she'd be the breadwinner being an engineer so I could sleep all day

>>8227025
I bought a cucumber today on my weekly shopping trip with the intentions of using it in a salad, but now I have other ideas.

When it comes to sex, some female ducks have taken "no" to a new level. They have evolved vaginas with clockwise spirals that keep out the oppositely spiraled penises of undesirable males, scientists have discovered.

When the female wishes to say "yes," she has some tricks that make it easier for her preferred mate to slip his corkscrew-shaped penis easily inside and achieve fertilization.

"In species where forced copulation is common, males have evolved longer penises, but females have coevolved convoluted vaginas with dead-end cul-de-sacs and spirals in the opposite direction of the male penis," said lead researcher Patricia Brennan of Yale University. "This coevolution results from conflict between the sexes over who is going to control fertilization."

Nitori thread because I can.

I'd give her more than she paid for, if you know what I mean.

TOUHOU THREAD?
TOUHOU THREAD.

SHOOTAN
EVADAN
BOMBAM
AUTISMAN

TOUHOU GENERAL.