/jp/ - Otaku Culture

THE VIRGIN STACY
>Learned Japanese solely to collab with Pekora
>Became a v-tuber just to have higher chances of talking to Pekora
>Revamped her setup twenty times just to have the best experience when Pekora "eventually" collabs with her
>Moved to Japan to have the potential off-collab with Pekora
>Bought hundreds of thousands of dollars worth of Pekora merch. Sold her 10 villas in Germany to sustain her Pekora merch hoarding.
>Has a collab of every Pekora imagine that has ever been produced. Even the drawings that never saw the light of day. Even the sketches people made and then trashed.
>Literally collabing with other JPs to try and get Pekora's attention
>Trying to make music for Pekora through bribing Mori with sex
>Went to art school to draw Pekora fanart
>Doing (but failing) her Minecraft reps to get more chances to collab with Pekora
>In Japan but is still in the process of trying to get into the JP server by bribing Yagoo
>In the process of trying to weigh 3 carrots just so her weight matches Pekora's.
>Had to train herself to laugh like Pekora.
>Went back in time to make subtle changes in the Meiji reformation in order to produce a timeline that had Pekora willing to collab with her in it.
>Has her KFP employees managing the prefecture Pekora lives in
>Has her KFP employees puppeteering the entire gaming industry to steer Pekora into playing games that she enjoys playing too
THE CHAD MOON
>Pointed at Eswatini and thought it was Japan. Still in the JP server for some reason.
>Never spoke a word of Japanese. Pekora is forced to learn English to understand her.
>Money goes to food and only food. PC is literally made out of chewed-on chicken bones.
>Doesn't even know what a pencil is let alone know how to draw with it.
>Room is empty. Literally just a bed and her PC. Depends on how far you stretch the definition of bed.
>As soon as she touches a game, Pekora has gained full interest in it
>Literally had to be bribed by Pekora to keep collabing with her.
>The only music she makes is in the toilet. Pekora still listens to it 25/7.
>Has the literal mass of the moon. Pekora gouging herself as you read this to match Moona's weight

>>28881514
>Honorary EN
You guys... HoloJP is an honorary EN at this point...

>>28880261
Pathetic

>Miko has to shut up the dumb americans bringing up politics in her chat

Fuck burgers.

>>28843041
sounds like the dude was named nigel lmao.

>>28790584
>>28790558
>>28790501
stop

>>28771022

>>28715493
>1kk

>>28674846
Delete that fucking subreddit already.

>>28586452
are you serious? Peckers is an autistic neet barely capable of social interaction. Moona is an autistic indog with no clue about social interaction.. The reason the vibe so well is because minecraft text chat gives them freedom in how they want to express themselves, something to talk about like their newest project whatever it is, the complete absence of akward silence and the ability to do something on their own if they feel like it.
Now compare that to chicken, the epitome of gigastacy
Last pekomoona minecraft peko was to socially akward to tell moona she didn't mean for her to keep the netherstar, now imagine that with kiara. The best case is kiara noticing how uncomfortable peko is in this relationship and the worst is peko activly resenting her because she's unable to communicate when she oversteps her borders, and this isn't even touching the conflict between one being a turbodyke and the other staying as far away from anything sexual or physical as possible

>GOD I FUCKING HATE MOONA
The moon lives rent free in her mind.

>>28513372
AYO RISU WTF?

>>28466298
What the fuck did that hag say about my Clownwife.

>>28442440
Get your life together man.
Imagine being so low you give a shit about youtube engagement thumbs and actively look them up on videos you missed.
Even crack addicts dying under a bridge pity you existence.

om3tcw

>>28379141
>N-no one can match Gura in subgrowth!
Hold my beer...

naked dogeza. now.

>>28369133
Or what?

>gosling niggers attached themselves to polka
Im not really into polka but even im starting to find this disgusting. Saviour complex retards manage to be even more garbage than mommyfags and menhera chasers

>>28324273
https://files.catbox.moe/lb24ez.mp4

>not a single word about paying your workers

>>28322456
nigga they weren't dropped by management because they wanted to. the chinks literally kicked the out.

>>28293899
well except the one in your picture

>>28290682
>What do you mean I have to stream in order to grow my channel?
Meanwhile Moona has almost 40k more subs now