/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Do you guys think if I tried hard enough, I could get Younapi to become my girlfriend and eventually my wife. I would move over there and start attending all of her live performances. Get plenty of pictures with her so she starts to recognize me. Then arrange it so I bump into her when she's by herself and offer her free english lessons. Afterward the english lessons would start taking place later and later at night. So I suggest we drink something alcoholic and tell her how over in america we indulge in other things life weed and xanax while drinking. Thus we start messing around and she slowly starts to realize she loves me, and I love her too. So now after every concert it's us together, and lets not forget, full penetration. We try it all, doggystyle, reverse cowgirl, 69, pile driver, anal, the hot seat, the face off, the butterchurner, and sometimes some water sports. Eventually, we take it to the next lever and start having sexual intercourse in the missionary position for the soul purpose of copulation, while holding hands. In my ear she whispers, "aishiteru" as I spray my seed into her, she's ovulating that day. You start to notice she's beginning to look fatter in her live performances, pudgier in the cheeks maybe. Then on HoboHobo, the bomb shell is dropped, Younapi is prego, EEEEEEEHHHHHHHHH????!!!!!!!, Maeda fake passes out. Ano looks at her like she always knew it, Red Glasses-senpai goes OOOOOOOOOOO!!!!?????? and that's the last we see of Younapi-chan as she fades into obscurity.

Well it's the last you guys see, meanwhile her and I live a long and happy life together.