/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>15919631
>Make fun of a group of Redcaps, making their arms windmill about each time they try to attack you
>Their floppy caps are a deep crimson red when they get angry enough to just get on top of each other's shoulders like ye olde kids in a trench coat gag
>You almost want to tell them that there's no way that shit's going to do anything to help them when the black wind starts howling
>YFW instead of a normal Redcap totem pole they all fuse into a DIRE REDCAP
>The first words to come out of her bee stung lips as she gropes her breast and gives her juicy ass a little wiggle are
HA HA HA, FRESH MEAT

>MFW trying to think of fun shit to write
>MFW taking a page out of Harblador's book and wanting to romance The Thing

>>15869683
>>15869655
>Get captured by a Pharaoh and her servants
>There's a Kitsune on a raise dais, looking at you
>You know her as the healer from the Zipangan caravan
"My my... this girl's Ba is all in conflict. It'd be a pity to not set her free."
>Her slender fingers go between the Kitsune's legs, eliciting a soft moan from her. Her other hand frees one of her breasts and begins to play with her nipple.
>You can see milk starting to come from it.
"Oh don't worry. She won't get hurt, not at all. I'm simply... expanding the family. After all, am I not the Sun and the Moon? Are you all not my children?"
>Presses her breast into the Kitsune's mouth, the paler girl starts to drink as the Pharaoh gives a soft purr, stroking her hair like a pet's
>No sooner than the caramel orb leaves her mouth, the Kitsune starts to pleasure herself
>Her body seems to be getting darker, as well as her hips widening. The fabric that used to cling to her chest loosely starts to strain at her breasts increasing in size.
"It seems... Mother Hathor has decided to take in your little friend. You should be honored, little man."
>The Kitsune's self-pleasuring reaches a crescendo as her legs practically buck upwards, female ejaculate spraying out of her crevice
>Rather than panting and laying back down, she totters to her feet, her hair having gone from straight and wheat blonde to wavy and black down to her shoulders
>You can see a downy carpet of black hair just above her moist lower lips, the vulva plump and ripe for 'harvesting'
>Her tails thrash about as she notices your own arousal, her longer tongue snaking out and licking her fingers
>TFW getting rocked by a Desertsune

>>15798542
>Be sitting there with your Ryuu onee-san, she's always been a bro-con and today is no different until she gives you a smug smile and utters these words
"Even if you managed to find my reverse scale, you wouldn't even know what to do with it. You're such a pathetic cherry boy~"
>Get angry enough that you feel like you're going to become an embodiment of an Asura, get her to lay on her side
"Oho? Taking the lead are we? Feel away, little brother. You'll never find it in this lifetime, or the next."
>Start feeling around her tail, looking for any differences in the scales, they all look the same and feel the same, she's laughing at you the entire time at your growing frustration
>Then you notice it, some minutes later
>A scale that's a darker, ruddy turquoise near the base of her back and the beginning of her tail
>Smirk when she notices how quiet you've gotten
>Give it a small press of your finger
"Hyaa! Oh... I see. You found it... Mmm? Well, what're you going to do?"
>Press it again, eliciting another high pitched "hyaa!" from her, she keeps telling you it doesn't feel good at all, but each time you rub or touch it you can feel her back arch
>Ask her if it doesn't feel good why she keeps giving off a girlish squeal
"Keeps the mood exciting, doesn't it?"
>That's fucking it. Latch onto her tail with both arms and legs, start to kiss and lick her reverse scale while you begin to massage her labia
>She's practically fucking drenched at this point, and sliding your fingers into her womanhood is like covering them in a bath of warm honey
>Ryuu-oneesan starts to frantically whip her tail back and forth, telling you she's going to lose her mind if you continue
>But your oral assault on her reverse scale continues until she splatters fem cum all over the tatami mats of the floor
>They say that a Ryuu who's had her scale stimulated can have sex for no less than three days, and with renewed vigor you release her
"H-Hey? What's with that scary face champ?"
"You're not going to leave me here like this, are you?"
>Lay the Dragon of the Orient for three days straight, never stopping. Engorging yourself on her now-lactating tits.
>She's yelling out stuff like not being able to live without your cock, and eventually your sex goes from the sound of dry slapping to lewd squelching noises as more of your cum flows out of her due to the excess
>Neither one of you notices that some of the Shirohebi have taken to voyeuristic viewings as you breed your smug onee-san
>Several months later she's stroking her gravid stomach, giving you that smug smile she's always given you while the Shirohebi shrine maidens tease you about your "Celestial Lance"
"Hey, I had an idea... How about we go for another after we welcome our first daughter? After all, other pantheons have started with less~"

>>15581679
I'm still waiting for ELH or Shoggy or whatever other fa/tg/uy lives here to deliver on Khornate snu-snu.

>>15076981

>Be knight who fails to stop the summoning of Tiamat by a cult of despot Dragons and their husbands
>Ten thousand years of blue ovaries
>And you're the only bachelor in the temple

>Scottish Kitsune 'cousin' of Kitsch
>Short stack, whiskey inhaling Kitsune with firey red hair and freckles, having hair braids in several places
>Just as cotton-mouthed as you'd expect of a damned Scotsman
>Gets so drunk, so shitfaced with you that the only thing to wake you up after a night on the town with her is a plate of eggs, bacon, sausage and toast piled high and greasy as sin
>Can transform into Christmas Cake mode, especially to make fun of her American cousin; Big. Curvy. Kitsunes.

>Guy gets dumped into a cave after suffering major burns over his body
>The only thing to offer help is a Mojyo as fuck Oomukade
>Paranoia sets in

>>14202031
>MFW I feel like a deviant because I'm fine with a Size 12 ass on an MG
>Or being 12' at the tallest
>Or having multiple arms
>Or being kemono

>>14077264
All traditional Succubi (in my headcanon at least) are capable of using glamours so that they can more easily coerce the human boys in the yard to fuck them.

Demons are more contractually bound than doing it out of sheer joy (Or they get off on it), but to me at the beginning of the relationship it'd be more like FUCK, FUCK, FUUUUUUUCK THE DEMON CODE PREVENTS ME FROM DECLINING A SUCK-OFF CHALLENGE! WHAT ARE YOUR TERMS, WHAT'S THE CA-HA-HATCH?

Jiangshi in traditional media and from what KC has done with the talisman are basically being told exactly what to do (It originally serves as a way in order for the Jiangshi to not go apeshit, even Lei-Lei/Hsien-Ko wears one because her sister has transformed into it so they don't go on a rampage, they're actually two Jiangshi iirc) but KC has made her have a little bit more lee-way with it instead of just obeying you like a mindless slave. If you want a waifu who can't think for herself get a Slime because fuck you not ever Slime can be Suu.

>>14077282
Both. We always need more Iä Iä Cthulhu R'yleh Ftaghn!

>>14031196
I generally have no confidence because of still caring what the most vocal people in the thread think even if they just parrot stupid bullshit.

Prose is hard as fuck compared to smut though, fore-planning a shit

>>13878639
>>13878621

Here's a great idea. How about we just have people tag shit when they post it so if you don't like the writer or have no interest in whatever's in the story you can save the trouble of flustering your own fanny over a fetish you don't like?

Jesus.

>>13862717
>>13862693

>TFW we'll never have a story of this where she gets captured trying to covertly enter a Demon Realm where she'd try to kill a lesser Succubus Lord
>TFW she'll never get fucked in public in the stockades by an Incubus, the Succubus stimulating her from beneath by rubbing her clit
>Telling her to give into her womanly desires
>To submit herself to the dick
>TFW the Paladin will never fight the fire ravishing her body as he dumps a fresh load of semen into her
>Her skin turning a blue color as horns begin to sprout from her head and the spade tail growing slowly
>She'll never tell the Succubus to go to Hell to her captor's amusement as he continues to pound her with never-ending virility and stamina
>The Succubus will never ask her what she truly is, the corruption seeping into Paladin-chan's mind
>Isn't it obvious?
>She's a lewd hole to be fucked
>TFW you'll never rescue Paladin Convert-chan

>>13850176

>He doesn't realize that Gnolls are matriarchal
>Implying anybody cares about them in the first place

>>13832110

>Tell your Succubus GF you're going to make her blush, much to her amusement
>Hold up her hand, begin stroking the back of her hand and the palm several times, bending over and kissing the knuckle of her middle finger
"Ara? Is that all, Anon? You'll have to do better than that. I'm not so easily flustered after five hundred years <3~"
>Smile back at her and keep stroking, kissing up her arm slowly. Her wrist, her elbow joint, her shoulder, and finally the crook of her neck
"Stop is boya, you're not going to make me blush <3~"
>Whisper you love her
"Eh? You'll have to speak louder."
>Go up higher, giving her dagger ear a kiss
>Tell her you love her in a breathy wheeze
>A moment's silence
"Is that so? What do you love about me?"
>Tell her how you love how even though she's a Succubus, she chose you to be her lover
>How she's held herself back from draining you dry on several occasions
>How you think at the end of the day she probably wants a family of her own
>But most importantly, how her smile brightens your day, no matter how many enemy soldiers or former comrades you have to kill
"Stop it..."
>Keep pressuring her, telling her you love how she never pulls away during sex, always wanting to cling to you and feel your warmth
>She's shivering now
"Stop it!"
>But tell her that the thing you love about her most of all
>The most undeniable truth
>Is how absolutely adorable she is when she's flustered
>Hold her hand above her head, a sigh escaping her mouth
>There's a golden band slipping down her ring finger, tell her that if she'll have you, you want to make her your waif
>Her spadetail is going ballistic as her blueberry face goes beet red
"Y-you bastard... Saying such things..."
>She pulls you in for a deep kiss
"But you're just my kind of fool <3~"