/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>wake up in bed facing the nightstand
>morning light is already streaming
>still tired and sore from yesterday
>try to stretch but legs are tangled
>must be the sheets
>roll over to start getting untangled
>Holy Shit! There's someone in my bed!
>lift up covers to take a look at her
>it's a lamia
>her tail is bound around your legs, explaining earlier
>she has soft brown hair slightly covering her face as she stirs
>reach over for the phone on the nightstand
>post a picture of you two together on /jp/ with the caption "THEYRE FINALLY HERE FAGGOTS"
>put phone down and slide up closer to her
>smell her clean scent as you bury your head in her modest chest
>she makes a soft murmur and she coils more of your body, bringing you closer to her
>she moves her arms to hug you closer like a daki
>share this moment for a minute or so
>alarm goes off on the phone
>reach over to turn it off
>turn back over to resume cuddling
>she's not there
>it's dark outside
>there's a warm pillow with your spit on it next to you
I hate this fucking dream.Im not sure. I never had a dream this vivid before. Is she actually the one? Or am I just self inserting in MGE? Or do I just like lamias?

>>15035224
No. Dom-vs-sub shitposting is a force of nature. Hunker down and get comfy with the waifu.

>>14391700
>>14391683
>I have toxic family on all sides

HAVING A LAMIA ON ALL SIDES WILL FIX ALL YOUR PROBLEMS

I could die happy if i could have cuddle sex with a snake

Holy shit i want to fuck a snake

>>13280304
I want to be wrapped up while she has her way with me

>>13266283
I could sleep in a bed with a lamia, I like to be cool and kinda wrapped up by my blankets, and a cold lamia wrapped up around me for warmth keeping me restricted would be bliss.

I would get too hot with anything warm blooded though, unless it was a Yeti and we where in super cold weather, then that would be nice to have my body warmed by her while my head was nice and cold

I want a lamia to hold me close and tell me everything is gonna be ok

>>13062144
What is it like, constantly having the taste of shit in your mouth?