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>>20934959
Cute kitty cats are for wholesome dates that might end in a kiss.

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>>20154372
Introducing Monsters to modern cuisine is the best.

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How you would embarrass your daughter in front of her friends/family/boyfriend?

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>>19340313
You have mental health problems I take it? Please take your medication and stop crusading against your perceived enemies on the internet. Nobody here is out to get you. You're not important.

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>>17628187
Dad jokes are for embarrassing daughters!

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>>17426546
>KDF unites you with your perfect waifu
>You both fall in love
>Go on dates
>Eventually get married
>Have a beautiful daughter
>She's almost ten
>One day you're playing with her
>Your wife walks in, a glowing smile on her face
>"My oh my, you're getting so big!"
>"One day you'll be old enough to fuck your father!"

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>>17287063
Cute!

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>>16744990
Casual Cat

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>>16432637
They like it when you tell lots of cat puns, right?

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Whacha thinking 'bout?

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>>15812869
What's new, pussycat?

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>>15619288
So does anyone have anything to say about this?

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Cat girls are love

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>you will never make a catgirl purr

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>You will never embarrass your Monster Daughteru with dad jokes.

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>tfw no Cat daughteru to embarrass with dad jokes in front of her friends.

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>>14231047
Hideous!

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How would you show a Monster Girl a good time on a date?

If you can't decide on a particular girl, random one here: http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/special:randomincategory/mamono

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>>14111034
I want to be a dense guy who thinks all Monster Girls are actual animals and treats them as such.

Patting a cat girl and feeding her cat biscuits while not actually understanding whatever she's saying, just pretend to talk back going 'Meow meow meow' while she looks puzzled and confused.

Insisting on taking dog girls for walks, no matter how much they protest.

Asking Harpies in a patronizing tone how they got out of their cage and telling them their owner must be wondering where they went.

Stuff like that.

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>>14087800
Sure.

Same with Snake puns around Lamia.
Horse puns around Centaurs
Bird puns around Harpies
and so on

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8u9tuXbcPLk

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>"Jeez Anon, Cat puns? Really?"

Uh oh! Your date isn't going too well, how do you save face?

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