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>BETWIXT THINE QUEST TO SAVE THE FAIR MAIDEN FROM FORCES OF EVIL
>HEROICALLY STEP FOOT IN CEMETERY
>BLASTED GHOULISH GALS OF UNDEAD PERSUASIONS EMERGE FROM FLOATING CASKETS
>WHY ARE THERE SO MANY CASKETS EVERYWHERE
>ACCIDENTALLY TOUCH ONE
>ARMOR FALLS OFF COMPLETELY, LEFT IN MY UNMENTIONABLES
>GANG RAPED BY GHOULS

BLASTED TARTS! HOW DARE THEY STAND BETWEEN A KNIGHT AND JUSTICE!

>START OVER AND CONQUER THE GHOULISH OPPOSITION
>HUZZAH
>HOP OVER FIRE SPITTING MONSTER
>CAUGHT IN MID-AIR BY A WEREWOLF FEMME FATALE
>SHE'S IN HEAT AND I AM WITHOUT MY PROTECTIVE CARAPACE
>BECOME A HUMAN MEAT PATTY

ACCURSED FLEA BAGS! NAUGHT BUT DECADENT MONGRELS THAT LACK DISCIPLINE!

>START OVER ONCE MORE
>TREASURE CHEST, RECEIVE SHINY NEW ARMOR, REJOICE
>CLEAR THE DAMNED CEMETERY AND IT'S MISERABLE DISPARITY
>A RED DEVIL GIRL SWOOPS DOWN FROM NOWHERE AND BRUSHES BOSOM AGAINST CHEST ARMOR
>SLICES MY NEWLY ACQUIRED ARMOR RIGHT OFF
>I AM THROWN BACKWARDS ONTO A DESTROYED TREASURE CHEST AND HAVE MY SUPER AWESOME WEAPON SWITCHED WITH THE DEFAULT WITHOUT MY CONSENT
>CAN'T HIT HER BECAUSE SHE'S WALKING UNDER THE GROUND
>PULL OUT BEARD HAIR OUT OF SHEER FRUSTRATION
>SHE GOES OFF SCREEN, ASSUME I'D RID MYSELF OF ANNOYANCE AND COUNT BLESSINGS
>SHE REAPPEARS WHILST I'M CLIMBING A LADDER AND CUNT THRUSTS ME OFF
>GET VIOLATED BY RED DEVIL GIRL

DAMNED MONSTER GIRLS.
I JUST WANTED TO SAVE THE FAIR MAIDEN, BLAST IT!