/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>32736647
>I just learned that foxes purr
Are you sure they're not all lying and they're really just cats?

>>32139908
Maybe we should go for a jog first. Of course, she wouldn't wear a bra under her clothes, so her milkers can swing around freely, and by the time we're done, I can alternate squeezing cream into my mouth and licking her sweat!

>>32140289
I want a Raiju to walk into the bath tub while I'm taking a bath!

>>31469359
>Your liver is the only organ in your body that can regrow after parts of it have been removed or damaged. In fact, your liver can grow back to its full size in just a matter of months.
It would be fun to surgically remove part of your liver, turn it into the finest liver pate, and then tease her with it, almost drive her mad with temptation, and then, when she finally gets to try it, she gets a foodgasm, like in Shokugeki no Souma.

>>19042497
"Nothing but a hoodie" is too good.

Ran is... embarrassed?

I got some new pajamas for Christmas, they have burgers on them! I am hoping that I can buy some 2hu pajamas online.

Maybe if I'm lucky I can by some that mama Ran has already slept in.

>prft!

best wife

>>11408825

I want to learn all her sweet spots.

>>11064010
It's Magic™.