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The worst has happened. Aliens have begun invading earth. They're not even the sexy kind of aliens. They're like the aliens from Mars Attacks!. Honestly, would you want to fuck pic related? I know I wouldn't. Anyways, for some contrived bullshit reason, you and your crew of monster girls are the only ones who can stop them. It's time to roll for your partners.

>http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Special:RandomInCategory/Mamono

>first roll: the brawn
She's an expert in weaponry and/or offensive magic, angry and hot-headed, ready to bring down alien ships with whatever it takes, and she's ripped as hell. I'm not talking just kinda toned, I'm talking bodybuilder. She's kind of a pain in the ass sometimes and doesn't take orders well, but she's a true friend when shit gets tough.

>roll 2: the smarts
She's a former internet conspiracy theorist who's been recruited by the government, and the one who knows the most about the aliens. She's also built several magical weapons in her basement, and though they're kinda risky, they really pack a punch when used right. Did I mention that she's a bit chubby and a meganekko?

>roll 3: the commander
She's the one in charge of all of your sorry asses, and she's not afraid of letting you know it, goddammit. She's the strategic genius of your team, but if the plan falls through, she's not afraid to sacrifice you guys so that she can get away and launch a new attack against the aliens. She's also a rather toned, slightly scarred Christmas cake.

>optional: post theme song for your alien mission. hardmode: set your playlist for shuffle and hope you get something good.

How screwed are you?